Hi, I am Jovial

Ishilove:
Hi,

I'm the sharp edge of the zinc roof of a chicken
coop.

Carpenter

Hey infection.. Bleep you

I am Gegemu from Action Bitters

SeaTrade:
Night sailing, lots of near misses on the roads and late Night voyages.

Fine man

Hi
I'm motor accident

I'm Bigi coke

Maxxim:

Damn you're an old man o, thank God for your life, I was still a kid then

I'm 27 now.

We were living at ikeja then. My parents were not at home that day. A neighbor took me out of the house, when the blast was becoming unbearable everybody dispersed.

I and some other pple ran into a canal, when i saw that pple couldn't swim inside, i sighted a tree branch and jumped inside the canal while holding the tree branch.
pple died inside that canal.

Am big breast.

Knacks

Hello I'm swimming pool

Hello, I am nairaland, I am tribalism, I preach Vawulence, I am not MadamVanessa

Hello I am Pornography and Masturbation

Oturatetuala:
I'm cigarette, liquor, pussy, bet and lazy.

Only me with all these? But how did I make lot of success.

God is Wonderful.

I'm curious, how??
Being lazy and a gambler, wasting precious time on Leisure, how??

kay29000:


Mehn! I understand this... I have a nasty scare on my shoulder from the same thing.

It almost sliced my neck through when I was six. I slipped on a patch of slimy mud and landed neck first on the zinc.

Hi, I'm Okada

I am weed.... Chai...

SenatePresdo:
Hi I'm Arsenal Fc.

You will be alright

dalass:


yayyy

Why are you excited? lol

Flahyuq:
Introduce yourself with something that almost killed you


Hi
I'm Friends

Friends?
No be malaria you first write?

That guy wey dey play BET9JA

I am Racksterli but my friends call me Prime vault and politically and socially known as click Ella aka Montek

Hi
I am Hot water
Or you can call me the sloppy road of Berger before it was renovated.
I can also go by the alias ' typhoid'

Hi, I'm pneumonia

I'm the tiny pickup racked up under the huge petrol tanker on a lone bridge.

hi I am Red label

kennethfranc:

Bro mine bursted inside my tummy for like 4days before surgery

The experience nobi here. A week after my own surgery an elderly man died of same ailment in the same hospital.

Na one such terrible experience, thank God you came out fine, same with my friend too.

DryMouth:

I'm 27 now.

We were living at ikeja then. My parents were not at home that day. A neighbor took me out of the house, when the blast was becoming unbearable everybody dispersed.

I and some other pple ran into a canal, when i saw that pple couldn't swim inside, i sighted a tree branch and jumped inside the canal while holding the tree branch.
pple died inside that canal.

That was a close call, God really saved you plus your survival instincts, even here in ikotun that year I could remember people running helter skelter, some even packed all their belongings not knowing where they're headed, it's just an unfortunate event
btw seems we're of same age

I'm oxycodone

Michelle70:
Hi, I am depression, my surname is career

Sorry bro. God will make it easy soon

Mrsoft3:
Hi

I'm generator, that one wey dey use water and diesel.

That thing dragged my cloth and wanted doing me fatality, I nearly died. Still have scars till today

omo

HI.....AM SOFT WARM MOIST TIGHT DEEP SWEET-SCENTING SLIPPERY WHEN WET JUICY KUKUNASE.