Candidlady:


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Yeah iknow but your Yoruba demon tactics won't work on me

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Iam so using the format they used on the OP on my new found Alhaji ! Lemme see if he would fidget and pay up lol

don’t forget my % when e drop...

jmlite:
yes, she call me come dey apologize. Say she nr know Wetin come over her. I just tell am say she don burn her cable.

Omo see Delilah

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Mooh247:


Eyah... This bam Pidgin you don't understand...

Well , the O.P is being blackmailed by his friend with benefits (bedmate) and her alleged Uncle claiming to be a Police Assistant Superintendent.

They had consensual sex and she left his house in good condition, only for her uncle to call that she is at the hospital and the doctor alleged she was raped.

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Mooh247:


It's an old scam format, she gave out his number to the phoney uncle... they felt the O.P is a Jew guy, and wanted to run him street

This is why a guy should only have sex with his Girlfriend or hire a professional escort on a pay as you go subscription and save himself from all these extortionists


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..every day I can't help but conclude and accept the fact that all Nigerian girls are useless....(mosdii)

jmlite:
who be this guy? Bring your wife, babe or mama make I cut the prick give am.

I'm a lady you he goat

jmlite:
I nr sabi report Wetin happen and how e happen but I go just try.
Been don dey lash this kele since late 2018. I meet am when I dey my masters program for UI. She was an undergraduate then. Kele don Dey serve Nigeria now.
Kele Dey show for my crib on a stead and based on bad guy when I be, I whine kele and she begin yarn all the bad things when she don do and fantasies when she go like catch even tell me of one married pilot guy when she Dey date too dey even send my sex videos to the pilot. Normally, nothing concern me but I just say make I use am hold body.
On this faithful day in February this year after one of their usual cds, she lap my caba con say today I must suck her kpekus, I come tell am say from where I come from, we nr Dey suck Kpekus and if we suck kpekus, we go die as we dey enter our town. We argue small but come later lash beta lash to the extent her toto dry well well but but I nr gree use spit or anything take lubricate.
The next day, she call me for phone and as I Answer, na one man voice I hear, come introduce himself as ASP(....) and say he na the kele uncle. He ask me weda I know the girl named (....)? I come tell am yes say I know her. He come ask me how I take know her and Wetin I get with her, I come ask am say which kind question be this and why he go call me? Na then he con say the Maria pass out when she reach house yesterday. Upon reaching hospital, after them revive her, she come say I rape am. Gbagham, my head ring...
well, I come tell the man say I nr know her aim of dong this and say me and her don Dey lash since 2018, say make he check the babe phone he go see our sex tape when she even make yesterday when we dey kpansh. Say make he reason am, why she go say I rape am?
Uncle come say he go call me back, after a short while, he call me and come tell me say well e don happen like this say I go pay for the hospital bills because doctor see bruises for her kpekus. I come tell am say na opata he Dey yarn, say I nr Dey send chi chi because I nr rape am say maybe she go another man house after she leave my crib.... he come say make I come him office the next day so that we fit align the matter, I tell am say I nr Dey come say nothing I wan come do. He come say him and him boys go come my house then, I tell am say I Dey wait for am.
I still dey wait for am till today.
Till today, I nr know why this kele do like this.ooo
But no level las las.

Is this a lyrics or what?

Omo OP na real man,you lash the girl enter coma hahahahaha

dacblogger:

I'm a lady you he goat

she goat. How is your he goat colleague of a husband or boyfriend that if you have any...lol