jmlite:
I nr sabi report Wetin happen and how e happen but I go just try.
Been don dey lash this kele since late 2018. I meet am when I dey my masters program for UI. She was an undergraduate then. Kele don Dey serve Nigeria now.
Kele Dey show for my crib on a stead and based on bad guy when I be, I whine kele and she begin yarn all the bad things when she don do and fantasies when she go like catch even tell me of one married pilot guy when she Dey date too dey even send my sex videos to the pilot. Normally, nothing concern me but I just say make I use am hold body.
On this faithful day in February this year after one of their usual cds, she lap my caba con say today I must suck her kpekus, I come tell am say from where I come from, we nr Dey suck Kpekus and if we suck kpekus, we go die as we dey enter our town. We argue small but come later lash beta lash to the extent her toto dry well well but but I nr gree use spit or anything take lubricate.
The next day, she call me for phone and as I Answer, na one man voice I hear, come introduce himself as ASP(....) and say he na the kele uncle. He ask me weda I know the girl named (....)? I come tell am yes say I know her. He come ask me how I take know her and Wetin I get with her, I come ask am say which kind question be this and why he go call me? Na then he con say the Maria pass out when she reach house yesterday. Upon reaching hospital, after them revive her, she come say I rape am. Gbagham, my head ring...
well, I come tell the man say I nr know her aim of dong this and say me and her don Dey lash since 2018, say make he check the babe phone he go see our sex tape when she even make yesterday when we dey kpansh. Say make he reason am, why she go say I rape am?
Uncle come say he go call me back, after a short while, he call me and come tell me say well e don happen like this say I go pay for the hospital bills because doctor see bruises for her kpekus. I come tell am say na opata he Dey yarn, say I nr Dey send chi chi because I nr rape am say maybe she go another man house after she leave my crib.... he come say make I come him office the next day so that we fit align the matter, I tell am say I nr Dey come say nothing I wan come do. He come say him and him boys go come my house then, I tell am say I Dey wait for am.
I still dey wait for am till today.
Till today, I nr know why this kele do like this.ooo
But no level las las.

Lalami3232:
We know say majority of 9ja babes no get sense but this your story no really add up.
Dem dey blackmail corper? How much corper get wey he wan take pay blackmail? If she wan blackmail anybody, E suppose be that pilot of a guy. But anyways, keep your evidence sha because ladies sabi lie. This na why I go advise everybody to get CCTV for house. Nowadays eeh, I hardly believe rape cases except E get better evidence. I remembered when one top female musician accused an abuja doctor of rape. Na until the guy come out to show evidence with chats and messages na people take believe. Now imagine say he no get evidence, he for dey jail now. Men be careful oooooo, rape allegation dey deadly. If dem lie for your head about am, E dey hard before den fit prove you innocent. Young man, but if you truly raped her, I pray say make you enter jail. Una two don dey fvck since 2018 no mean say you can't rape her. Anyways, make I go write some codes because this story no make sense for ear.

jmlite:
since e nr add up, you fit do the subtraction.

Lalami3232:
We know say majority of 9ja babes no get sense but this your story no really add up.
Dem dey blackmail corper? How much corper get wey he wan take pay blackmail? If she wan blackmail anybody, E suppose be that pilot of a guy. But anyways, keep your evidence sha because ladies sabi lie. This na why I go advise everybody to get CCTV for house. Nowadays eeh, I hardly believe rape cases except E get better evidence. I remembered when one top female musician accused an abuja doctor of rape. Na until the guy come out to show evidence with chats and messages na people take believe. Now imagine say he no get evidence, he for dey jail now. Men be careful oooooo, rape allegation dey deadly. If dem lie for your head about am, E dey hard before den fit prove you innocent. Young man, but if you truly raped her, I pray say make you enter jail. Una two don dey fvck since 2018 no mean say you can't rape her. Anyways, make I go write some codes because this story no make sense for ear.

jmlite:
I nr sabi report Wetin happen and how e happen but I go just try.
Been don dey lash this kele since late 2018. I meet am when I dey my masters program for UI. She was an undergraduate then. Kele don Dey serve Nigeria now.
Kele Dey show for my crib on a stead and based on bad guy when I be, I whine kele and she begin yarn all the bad things when she don do and fantasies when she go like catch even tell me of one married pilot guy when she Dey date too dey even send my sex videos to the pilot. Normally, nothing concern me but I just say make I use am hold body.
On this faithful day in February this year after one of their usual cds, she lap my caba con say today I must suck her kpekus, I come tell am say from where I come from, we nr Dey suck Kpekus and if we suck kpekus, we go die as we dey enter our town. We argue small but come later lash beta lash to the extent her toto dry well well but but I nr gree use spit or anything take lubricate.
The next day, she call me for phone and as I Answer, na one man voice I hear, come introduce himself as ASP(....) and say he na the kele uncle. He ask me weda I know the girl named (....)? I come tell am yes say I know her. He come ask me how I take know her and Wetin I get with her, I come ask am say which kind question be this and why he go call me? Na then he con say the Maria pass out when she reach house yesterday. Upon reaching hospital, after them revive her, she come say I rape am. Gbagham, my head ring...
well, I come tell the man say I nr know her aim of dong this and say me and her don Dey lash since 2018, say make he check the babe phone he go see our sex tape when she even make yesterday when we dey kpansh. Say make he reason am, why she go say I rape am?
Uncle come say he go call me back, after a short while, he call me and come tell me say well e don happen like this say I go pay for the hospital bills because doctor see bruises for her kpekus. I come tell am say na opata he Dey yarn, say I nr Dey send chi chi because I nr rape am say maybe she go another man house after she leave my crib.... he come say make I come him office the next day so that we fit align the matter, I tell am say I nr Dey come say nothing I wan come do. He come say him and him boys go come my house then, I tell am say I Dey wait for am.
I still dey wait for am till today.
Till today, I nr know why this kele do like this.ooo
But no level las las.

Whazar:
Masters in pidgin language lol

obiekunie01:


and make him do the multiplication join the subtraction am sure e go add up.

meanwhile bros!

you just wan take your gbola kill pesin picking ba? God is washin u!

Juliet751:
Wahala.

Baloranking:


You be strong man op. All this useless girls dey find who dem go spoil him life.

I cut cap for you

CheedyJ:
Op, u sef no try haba, why u go lash her like that wetin u wan remain for her future hubby...

arthurwillia:
You don follow the girl talk after them call you?

jmlite:
after the arithmetic, make he mark and score himself. This is the only reason intelligent people fail, Nr go calm down understand suntin.
Meanwhile, suntimes we lash to calm nerves and sometimes to leave a lasting impression based on anything worth doing is worth doing well.

dacblogger:

You wan leave a lasting impression
You for cut your d*ck give am, that impression will last for a lifetime
I no blame una, na food una see chop kom dey lash anyhow..

Candidlady:
Someone kindly help me with explain the write up

Mooh247:


Eyah... This bam Pidgin you don't understand...

Well , the O.P is being blackmailed by his friend with benefits (bedmate) and her alleged Uncle claiming to be a Police Assistant Superintendent.

They had consensual sex and she left his house in good condition, only for her uncle to call that she is at the hospital and the doctor alleged she was raped.

Candidlady:


Thanks so much


Itried comprehending the pidgin but e no enter ! Nearly had migraine


The girl and her uncle must be silly! But wait! the girl might not be aware of the allegations her uncle is laying on the guy? Or she follow accuse the boy too?

Mooh247:


It's an old scam format, she gave out his number to the phoney uncle... they felt the O.P is a Jew guy, and wanted to run him street

This is why a guy should only have sex with his Girlfriend or hire a professional escort on a pay as you go subscription and save himself from all these extortionists


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Candidlady:




Oh! Now iget! Wtf! The lady ain't his girlfriend!! They tryna rope him just to extort him? Oh damn!
They won't listen, they be jumping from one Cherry to the other all in the name of RP



Iwas following a thread here, the guy got a phone from an individual on here only for someone to ring him(buyer) that he(buyer) bought a stolen phone!

Later found out the seller and the police officer that called the buyer were partners in crime

This country is dead !!! Scam everywhere


Thank you my darling ibadan Friend

Mooh247:


You are welcome my pretty yellow Ibo Aboki girl


kina da kyau

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enilola5:
You said you have a masters, yet you can't construct a complete good sentence.
Nigerian lazy youth... The sleeping giant.