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What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by DopeChick(m): 11:23am On May 11, 2022
What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With?- By Amy Dakin

https://dopereporters.com/what-crime-did-you-commit-and-got-away-with-by-amy-dakin/



When I was pretty young (maybe I was around 5?) I stole something while on a shopping trip with my mum.

Before anyone suggests that I was too young to be a proper criminal, believe me, I knew I was doing something wrong. I didn’t quite know how wrong, but I knew it was something I shouldn’t do.

I was standing in the line of Sainsbury’s - which is a grocery store chain in the UK. Must have been around Easter time, because there was a stand displaying a number of Cadbury’s Creme Eggs.



I asked my mum if we could get one… she said no.

So I swiped two of them.

Small grabby hand shoved them into my pocket; one for me, one for my older brother who was at home (I said I was a little criminal, I didn’t say I was amoral). And with that done, we walked out of the shop.

Unfortunately I was still in a booster seat back then, obviously, and when my mum reached over to put my seat belt on, she felt the bulging pocket… and discovered my loot. After issuing a quick threat of taking me to the police station, she took them back into the shop, where the cashier actually told her that she could keep them, and that it was all okay.

I learnt years later that she did indeed keep them… and that she and my dad had one each with a cup of tea that evening. I wonder if they tasted better, knowing their daughter had nicked them from Sainsbury’s.

Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by DIAMANTE1759: 12:33pm On May 11, 2022
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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by Babatojide: 2:00pm On May 11, 2022
OGA DSS grin
WHY NAH
SO I SHOULD GO AND TELL YOU HOW
I “took” my Father’s 20k “without his consent and direct permission”... so you would now go and leak 16 years old secret...
No way boss
I ain’t telling you shiiii angry
I’m too smart for that grin grin

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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by Flamees(m): 3:15pm On May 11, 2022
As A Nigerian You have committed a crime Naturally

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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by PoliteActivist: 3:34pm On May 11, 2022
What a stupid question to ask NIGRIANS. People that are perpetually in crime in one way or another.
Better question is: what crime are you committing right now and getting away with so far!

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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by Unrated900(m): 3:36pm On May 11, 2022
He is a Police informant
Don’t mind d bastard asking useless questions
Asshole

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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by Shadysen: 3:55pm On May 11, 2022
See an obvious sense, efcc spy.
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by bmdmix14: 4:20pm On May 11, 2022
Oh i bleeped @MrBrownJay1 mum n sister.
Lol cheap hoes in that family
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:24pm On May 11, 2022
bmdmix14:
Oh i bleeped @MrBrownJay1 mum n sister.
Lol cheap hoes in that family

lol, so you got upset because i called you out on your yeye click and bait BS?!?!? we all know you and all your yeye begging profiles all over NL... Spolo, Spman, Skyhighweb, Adams19...before you specialized in online begging, now you've upgraded to some more yeye nonsense on NL.... cunt-e-new YOU CRIMINAL!!!
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by NaijaGoBetter20: 5:46pm On May 11, 2022
Be careful of what you will spit out here, nairaland is not totally faceless platform
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by JBoss25(m): 6:11pm On May 11, 2022
DopeChick:
What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With?- By Amy Dakin

https://dopereporters.com/what-crime-did-you-commit-and-got-away-with-by-amy-dakin/



When I was pretty young (maybe I was around 5?) I stole something while on a shopping trip with my mum.

Before anyone suggests that I was too young to be a proper criminal, believe me, I knew I was doing something wrong. I didn’t quite know how wrong, but I knew it was something I shouldn’t do.

I was standing in the line of Sainsbury’s - which is a grocery store chain in the UK. Must have been around Easter time, because there was a stand displaying a number of Cadbury’s Creme Eggs.



I asked my mum if we could get one… she said no.

So I swiped two of them.

Small grabby hand shoved them into my pocket; one for me, one for my older brother who was at home (I said I was a little criminal, I didn’t say I was amoral). And with that done, we walked out of the shop.

Unfortunately I was still in a booster seat back then, obviously, and when my mum reached over to put my seat belt on, she felt the bulging pocket… and discovered my loot. After issuing a quick threat of taking me to the police station, she took them back into the shop, where the cashier actually told her that she could keep them, and that it was all okay.

I learnt years later that she did indeed keep them… and that she and my dad had one each with a cup of tea that evening. I wonder if they tasted better, knowing their daughter had nicked them from Sainsbury’s.

see this mumu police officer, will u go back to work
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by BigYash: 8:00pm On May 11, 2022
DopeChick:
What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With?- By Amy Dakin

https://dopereporters.com/what-crime-did-you-commit-and-got-away-with-by-amy-dakin/



When I was pretty young (maybe I was around 5?) I stole something while on a shopping trip with my mum.

Before anyone suggests that I was too young to be a proper criminal, believe me, I knew I was doing something wrong. I didn’t quite know how wrong, but I knew it was something I shouldn’t do.

I was standing in the line of Sainsbury’s - which is a grocery store chain in the UK. Must have been around Easter time, because there was a stand displaying a number of Cadbury’s Creme Eggs.



I asked my mum if we could get one… she said no.

So I swiped two of them.

Small grabby hand shoved them into my pocket; one for me, one for my older brother who was at home (I said I was a little criminal, I didn’t say I was amoral). And with that done, we walked out of the shop.

Unfortunately I was still in a booster seat back then, obviously, and when my mum reached over to put my seat belt on, she felt the bulging pocket… and discovered my loot. After issuing a quick threat of taking me to the police station, she took them back into the shop, where the cashier actually told her that she could keep them, and that it was all okay.

I learnt years later that she did indeed keep them… and that she and my dad had one each with a cup of tea that evening. I wonder if they tasted better, knowing their daughter had nicked them from Sainsbury’s.

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Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by DopeChick(m): 12:37pm On May 12, 2022
grin
Babatojide:
OGA DSS grin
WHY NAH
SO I SHOULD GO AND TELL YOU HOW
I “took” my Father’s 20k “without his consent and direct permission”... so you would now go and leak 16 years old secret...
No way boss
I ain’t telling you shiiii angry
I’m too smart for that grin grin
Re: What Crime Did You Commit And Got Away With? by LuQuLuQu(m): 1:00pm On May 12, 2022
Being a Nigerian and I got away by getting away


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