emmanuelbrown26:

Which kind lie bi this na. How a man go carry en wife go ogogoro joint and still wait for d wife to gist finish. Na jesus or Muhammed she wan born ni?

jremove that terriorst name.

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That year he get one of my auntie wey carry belle she come stay with us for a few weeks because her hubby travel go work for offshore, naxo this woman dey give me sleepless nights everyday blessed day like say na me give am belle, if she's no craving for this she's either craving for another thing.

The one wey pain me pass na when she wake me up around 12:30-1am say she's craving for ice cream, chicken and chips, Omo wey I wan see all this one give am by that kind time, after enough katakata from her I ended up buying her suya from my customer wey no dey everly close.

The surprise I got was when I came back she said that's what she wanted all along, in my mind am like no be only ice cream, chicken and chips, you for chop am for your dreams.
I swr that woman made me have a lot of sleepless nights sotey na morning I come dey sleep my own when everybody don wake up, I no even wan go into details of other nights leaving our visitors room to come sleep on my bed and I will end up sleeping on the floor.

Pregnant women and confusion be like 5&6,
Them dey try no doubts.

I hate those ones that pour spite nonstop. I swear I won't eat your food.

My aunty was suffering her husband they had to put dried shit in container for her to be sniffing and the said container was on the beds rail all the time it did not stop there she want to just be sniffing somebody high on gin she create avenue for me and her husband to be enjoying gin and pork meat it became abundantly every night we the go joint i shall enjoy then cant lie like me wey be ginner like this.

The no hide smoke ciga again o we go just the blow am madam don give us green light me with my igbo after eating lots of meat na go blow weed while sipping my mahogany or dogon yaro if i want do dorime i drink mokaite (monkey tail) but that dried shit in container was a turnoff i stop to chop house food o because she refuse our siblings to cook say she the use cooking do exercise

When my wife was pregnant, she always ate 5 times in a day, she eat in the morning around 8am, eat another by 12pm, another around 4pm eat another 7pm, and 12 mindnight.

We will buy food stuffs for a month, the food go finish within 2 weeks.

Sometimes she go wake me for middle of the night after hard day to tell me i am snoring, or she needs water, or she need me to massage her stomach.

Walahi the woman won finish me no be small then

Suggy rice and freezed shawarma

And I cry alot

Well birthing is done and dusted for me

My wife use to lick toothpaste whenever she's pregnant.

Lol..I remember a pregnant woman who lives next door to me. I was cooking she requested I give her the burnt part of the rice that is all she wanted. i laughed and after cooking I took the brunt part to her as she requested. She was so happy and thanked me for it.

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

keep watch o
make she no go burn house

When I get pregnant, I dunno if I ll crave for more water cos I love water

I also remember a pregnant woman who loves knacking and her husband was not around..omo I was doing the knacking 247 like tomorrow no dey!!!!!!

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

Just minor cravings like taking Pepsi, local pear (ube mgba), goat meat and midnight conji eeeh..



I always had muscle pull that really dealt with me, each time I tried getting up from the bed in the morning. Abeg who experienced painful pussycat till she gave birth? ...won't tow that line again ooo! Ato is enough.

I ate pepper soup and fufu omo I really enjoyed it

dynicks:
Lol.....won't forget the morning my male friend called me to tell me how his wife choked him with disturbance all through the night that she was hungry for PIGEON!!

lwtf!!.....pigeon from where?....at such hours of the night?.......Told me he was forced to start suspecting if she was a witch or not..!!

Honey I need pigeon!! Give me pigeon oo!!...honey! Babe!!

Hmm

OlawaleBammie:
Like seriously my woman no even crave for anything, she just dey do her work dey go she no send anybody

The one wey dem talk say if pregnant woman cook dem no go fit chop am, taahhh no be my madam, na please she dey cook ni tie

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My wife na opposite of that oo. She don vomit am self. But na funny craving she dey get ooh.
In all we thank God.

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

Cum or go? Where her person wey give am belle? Na him last sperm e use? Abi na u sef.. kolo

Islandlady:
Arrh lol she is the wierdest of them all
Did you later cum inside the ice cream

The guy is lieing.

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

You want to lie, but you no sabi. Oya come let me direct to those that can teach you how to be a professional liar, if that's what you are aspiring to be.

Lol in this pregnancy journey, na husbands especially caring ones dey suffer most oo

IF you knew my wife before and during her pregnant you would say she had a factory reset. She hate anything like sound of cough or phlegm or saliva, she can't come close to you if you vomit throughout the day, always prove to be a sophisticated girl who would never eat anything on the street and she is very selective with food. She keep clean always and has a good taste for clean and stylish clothes and this happens to be the only thing pregnancy couldn't take away from her but the rest? Please let's not discuss this topic again.....

Damn!
That's how my elder sister got pregnant that year and came to stay with us in the family house cos her husband wasn't around, omo! 2 just 2 days of her stay I ran to my friend's place to stay.

Those unfortunate to carry their pregnancy to term in their father's house with the baby daddy not in the picture also have this nonsense cravings?

I had two experiences, 1st was the wife of my best friend. There was this particular Saturday she was craving for party jollof with moi moi rapped with leaves. We had to drive around Oshodi looking for any party we could just crash. We eventually saw one, we sat down like we were invited and then she eat like never before.
2nd experience was my wife, she started craving for Banga soup and starch. It wasn't funny at all as no local place around where we can get it. I asked around and we were told Yellow Chilli in Ikeja GRA does it but only on Wednesday. It became a routine, every Wednesday we have to go eat at Yellow Chilli.
Looking back now I just laugh when I see new couples going through such

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

My ex once told me her mother's craving then was the odour of shit from a pit latrine. while in the village she will always be hanging around the pit toilet or spend more time while using the toilet because of that hot odour from the pit latrine.

dynicks:
Lol.....won't forget the morning my male friend called me to tell me how his wife choked him with disturbance all through the night that she was hungry for PIGEON!!

lwtf!!.....pigeon from where?....at such hours of the night?.......Told me he was forced to start suspecting if she was a witch or not..!!

Honey I need pigeon!! Give me pigeon oo!!...honey! Babe!!

na witch be that. If I was that husband I will start casting and binding.

OlawaleBammie:
Like seriously my woman no even crave for anything, she just dey do her work dey go she no send anybody

The one wey dem talk say if pregnant woman cook dem no go fit chop am, taahhh no be my madam, na pasepase she dey cook ni tie

wow her case is different

Holluwhakemmy:
wow her case is different

very very.

Anything u give her she eat it, not selective

Bamzyriches451:
Damn!
That's how my elder sister got pregnant that year and came to stay with us in the family house cos her husband wasn't around, omo! 2 just 2 days of her stay I ran to my friend's place to stay.

Hahahaha
How did she disturb you?

Countersam:

My ex once told me her mother's craving then was the odour of shit from a pit latrine. while in the village she will always be hanging around the pit toilet or spend more time while using the toilet because of that hot odour from the pit latrine.

Na wa o

Dorwadora:
I've never been pregnant and I stay away from pregnant women since the day one auntie sent me to empty her container of saliva .

To open the container and let the slippering liquid out was almost the death of me


I'll just sit down here and read comments.

this your observation just make me wanna throw up. Irritating

Ronaldinnioh:
I also remember a pregnant woman who loves knacking and her husband was not around..omo I was doing the knacking 247 like tomorrow no dey!!!!!!