Islandlady:
haha see as you suffer and no be you get pikin

Wotoporiously speaking

The same thing wey been dey go through my mind that year, thank God say she get 3 pikin now and them dey disturb me wella anytime I visit.

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

Hmmmmmmmmmm
I know dey woman

Ronaldinnioh:


Godforbid..I only helped a dying soul.. it's not my fault but her. I wanted to run like Joseph against Portifa's wife but she was too powerful for me.

wahala

Adisa89:
My wife use to lick toothpaste whenever she's pregnant.

your own funny. Toothpaste.

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

There's pregnancy cravings
There's period cravings too

I think most girls on their period crave more sugar , anything sweet , lots and lots of it

I don't know about pregnancy cravings

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

This has to be a lie.

Islandlady:
what if she is your wife you will stop eating her food too

I pray my wife not to spite during pregnancy because heaven knows I will leave the house for her.

Dorwadora:
I've never been pregnant and I stay away from pregnant women since the day one auntie sent me to empty her container of saliva .

To open the container and let the slippering liquid out was almost the death of me


I'll just sit down here and read comments.

That's my father's wife oh
I was the only one that could do it , and I did it so that she would like me, I regret it Sha , I regret anything I did for that woman , I'm waiting to have my own baby won't even let her touch them

Islandlady:
Eww most of them are fond of doing that! Because they are lazy to go outside or into the toilet to throw their saliva

I hate it ehn
if you want to use a container , you can just wash that one by yourself

Na only GOd go help us wey never settle..becos that kind wife fit make pesin � japa when she carry.....come, come back after delivery ooo

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

That anty gat something else in mind

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

my aunt's own was pepper, if the pepper can't cause you to purge, she wasn't eating, and she also always spat in a particular container.

Islandlady:
I do hear many stories about pregnant women having many silly and wierd cravings or fantasis ranging from foods to their funny choice of dressing, hairstyles e.t.c I haven't gotten pregnant before so I can't relate for now!

Not until I witnessed my auntie own who is 5months pregnant and her own wierd cravings is that she loves the smell of Fuel(petrol), she now move around with the gallon of fuel and she now wears her husband's clothes and slippers without touching her own clothes it's really very funny!

Share your own story of pregnant women and their wierd cravings

my aunt's own was pepper, if the pepper can't cause you to purge, she wasn't eating, and she also spat in a particular container.

Islandlady:
lol they can be very dirty too

Not all, because as for me I stared using, hypo, izal, Dettol and all what not to clean my house almost daily as I was always perceiving foul smell that no one else was perceiving

My wife was so irritated by the smell of the paint in our living room. Paint wey I no fit smell anything o. She also had a very high craving for 'Masa'( that thing wey mallam de sell). That was for the first pregnancy. As for the other two that followed, she strong gidigba, no changes at all..... Though we lost them both.

One of my sisters that year wey been carry belle for villa..na mud house she dy crack chop...nzu...and a lot of weird things

I chew garri I will put garri in plate, nylon for quick access anywhere I was able to �� my sister inlaw was like don't let our baby turn kwashorko o. Then boli (roasted plantain) they were like it's not good for pregnant woman to be eating boli your baby will have ulka�‍♂️ my baby was fine no uka���

zedman1:
My wife was so irritated by the smell of the paint in our living room. Paint wey I no fit smell anything o. She also had a very high craving for 'Masa'( that thing wey mallam de sell). That was for the first pregnancy. As for the other two that followed, she strong gidigba, no changes at all..... Though we lost them both.

So sorry God will restore �

Shadysen:
I pray my wife not to spite during pregnancy because heaven knows I will leave the house for her.

lol wahala

Islandlady:
lol wahala

I am very serious.

zedman1:
My wife was so irritated by the smell of the paint in our living room. Paint wey I no fit smell anything o. She also had a very high craving for 'Masa'( that thing wey mallam de sell). That was for the first pregnancy. As for the other two that followed, she strong gidigba, no changes at all..... Though we lost them both.

So sorry sir , May God double what you lost in Jesus name

Watin concern Ajekpako with craving during pregnancy?
She.

If you de crave for anything in the name of pregnancy you're on your own ooh

So funny. My wife woke me up last night and told me she want hydraulic soup and Amala. Am we r in the east. I got confused cos no where to get it at that particular time

zedman1:
My wife was so irritated by the smell of the paint in our living room. Paint wey I no fit smell anything o. She also had a very high craving for 'Masa'( that thing wey mallam de sell). That was for the first pregnancy. As for the other two that followed, she strong gidigba, no changes at all..... Though we lost them both.

ooo that's very pathetic , my condolences! Stay strong and take care of that woman

So funny. My wife woke me up last night and told me she want hydraulic soup and Amala. And we r in the east. I got confused cos no where to get it at that particular time

Shadysen:
I am very serious.

haha which kind of yeye husband you wan be...no be you give her belle you want run

I never had a weird craving, no changes in my dressing infact, i was taken from my office to the hospital for delivery. I just dey thank God cos what i heard before i got pregnant ehn...I was really scared prior

Sunny042:
So funny. My wife woke me up last night and told me she want hydraulic soup and Amala. And we r in the east. I got confused cos no where to get it at that particular time

hydraulic soup!??

PwincessRukky:
I never had a weird craving, no changes in my dressing infact, i was taken from my office to the hospital for delivery. I just dey thank God cos what i heard before i got pregnant ehn...I was really scared prior

Aww this is sweet, I love yours

We're expecting our first child in 2 months and the journey has been of mixed reaction, but fun. We have all sorts of Nigerian foods(despite being in UAE), but at times my wife will take cooked food from neighbors on perceiving them. This morning, it was just garri she took. Our home is fully stocked and fridge full. At times she will just sleep on the tiles. Many a times she's using the toilet she will be there for long, saying she's enjoying the smell.
Many things, not to talk of mood swings

Overall, it's a joy to see your baby growing and seeing its movements in there

dynicks:
Lol.....won't forget the morning my male friend called me to tell me how his wife choked him with disturbance all through the night that she was hungry for PIGEON!!

lwtf!!.....pigeon from where?....at such hours of the night?.......Told me he was forced to start suspecting if she was a witch or not..!!

Honey I need pigeon!! Give me pigeon oo!!...honey! Babe!! PIGEON!!....ahhhhhh!!

Haaaa! Life go First tire your paddy