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Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 10:42am On Jun 09, 2022 |
MUCH TWIST PLEASE ONLY READ IF YOU UNDERSTAND TWISTED WORDS ! ! ! My grandfather last words to me before he died : "Are you still holding the ladder? " |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 10:47am On Jun 09, 2022 |
My wife left a note on the fridge which said "this isn't working!". I am not sure what she's talking about. I open the fridge and its working fine. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 10:51am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Give a man a match and he will be warm for some few hours. Burn him up with fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 10:55am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Give a man a plane ticket he will fly for the day Push him down at 3,000 feets, he will fly for the rest of his life. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 10:58am On Jun 09, 2022 |
My great grandfather words to me before he kicked the bucket : "Hey son, watch how far i can kick this bucket!" |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:05am On Jun 09, 2022 |
A murderer was being executed when the executor asked him "any last request" "yes" the murderer on a electric chair said "please hold my hand" |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:08am On Jun 09, 2022 |
My girlfriend broke up with me I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back!! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:12am On Jun 09, 2022 |
When we were kids we used to be afraid of the dark But when we grew up The electricity bill now make us afraid of the light ! ! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester:indirectly he killed his father, who asked hm to let go of the ladder. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:15am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: omo she's talking abt yr relationship. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:17am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: IDU- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:18am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: Of course, he would fly as a ghost. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:20am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: I'am guessing he didn't die at that time, he only literally kick the bucket. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:22am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: Master mind, oga doesn't wanna die alone. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:24am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester:Funny, how do you expect her to leave when you stole her wheelchair? |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:24am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data:No the son wasn't holding the ladder when he asked. So technically, he fell down to the ground because the ladder wasn't balanced and the son wasn't there to support the ladder! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:25am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data:Yes |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:25am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: Okay this one really cracked me up. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:26am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data:He will burn to death |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:27am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: Oh!!!! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:27am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data: Yeah |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:28am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data:Haha |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:30am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester:Now that will keep him warm for ever. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:36am On Jun 09, 2022 |
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog ! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:46am On Jun 09, 2022 |
When i grow I want die peacefully like my grandfather in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:48am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: I guess their family eats dog. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:51am On Jun 09, 2022 |
I don't need an unstable relationship to teach me the evils about broken promises. I have parents for that! |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:52am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data: your guess is right |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 11:55am On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: Virtually almost everyone has experienced broken promises especially from their parents. Onechester: I don't get this one. |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 11:57am On Jun 09, 2022 |
"The first time i called myself a 'witch' was the most magical moment of my life" |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Mide1data: 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Onechester: IDU |
Re: Dark Humor Jokes by Onechester: 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Mide1data: his grandfather while sleeping probably dead with people screaming in the car involve an an auto accident |
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