MALIGNANTGuest:

He was nowhere to be seen naaaa.
He ended the service before hand!
Reason why ONLINE services should be upheld.
Make everyone keep his or her odour to themselves

Ningen:


Hey, your breath smells really bad.
Go behind the pulpit and brush your mouth.

Sure. Why not...

Aniluvreal:

Bro is this viayolence not too much

Aniluvreal:

Bro is this viayolence not too much

bibianna:
What would be your response if they church asked you if you enjoyed the service?

Theboy21:
Poor pretty girl :

Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.

Zonefree:
Get well soon bro.


If her mouth ooze like that, imagine how her kpekus will smell... disastrous

Nigerian men are going through alot

Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when i got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.

Theboy21:
Awww That's your name... Hope you are pretty

Aniluvreal:


I wouldn't pray for my worst enemy to find himself or herself in the position I found myself today in church.

Aniluvreal:


I wouldn't pray for my worst enemy to find himself or herself in the position I found myself today in church.

Farfalla:
@Aniluvreal,
First you meet a girl who doesn't clean her arse.
Then you meet others who emit a terrible stink from their coochies.
Now you've met another one with mouth odour.

Are the stars always aligned against you?

Aniluvreal:
I wanted attending my church today, but it has been raining cat and dog here since morning, thus spoiling my plan of going to my church as my church is a bit far from where I lived. So I decided to changed the plan and attend one new church like that in my street that is close to my house.

On getting there, I was welcome very well as that's the tradition of churches when they see a new comer. The usher gave me a seat and I happened to sat close to one beautiful lady. The lady was so beautiful, I must give it to her. Her shape, ebony skin color, her height and the little cleavage she showed, all these were on point.


It was time to sing the hymn, sadly, the hymn didn't go around, so you have to sharewith your neighbor , so I happened to share with this beautiful lady. The hymn conductor mentioned the hymn No, the lady opened it , I get close to her to see the wordings very well so I can as well sing it too.

Here comes the shocker. Immediately the Organist finished tuning the hymn, the congregation start singing, it was at this point the girl finished me with endless foul smell that oozed out of her mouth when she opened her mouth to sing, I try to bear it and pretend as nothing happened but I couldn't , so the best thing to do was for me to look elsewhere, even at that, the odour was still hitting me so hard and so badly. It got so bad that I developed stomach ache at the spot in the church immediately. The pains got so bad, that i couldn't concentrate again in the church, so I pretended as if I had a call, picked my Bible and headed straight to the door, when i got outside I exhale the breathe of freedom and headed straight to my house.


I feel pity for her, because it's obvious she's not aware that she had bad breath, and I didn't have the gut to tell her, because I feel , she'd be so embarrassed. Poor beautiful girl.


My stomach is still paining me because of what I inhaled today in church, I pray I get well soon.

GloriousGbola:


He wants to get laid, not so? Let him wear a scented nose mask and be done with it.