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Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:13pm On Jul 04, 2022
Good day all!
Please, I really need help with my ass. Whenever I walk, it shakes or should I say vibrate/moves. No matter what I wear underneath, it ends up shaking. Sometimes, I'll have to wear two tight underwears, still it shakes/moves, but not as much as when I put on one. I have tried to stop this, no way. Sometimes, I have to walk slowly so that it won't move, but for how long, before I'll just switch to normal walking pace.
Sometimes, I take bike to just a nearby place that won't take more than five minutes trek, so that I can avoid trekking, which results to my ass moving. I just don't know what to do, honestly. This is so embarrassing. It draws unnecessary attention to me, which I don't like at all. Some people, their eyes will just be fixated on them, or making some embarrassing comments behind you.

Please, I really need help. I want you all to help me. If there's anything I can do, eat, drink or wear so that this can stop, I'm ready to do them. Is there anyone that has been in this kind of situation before, how were you able to remedy it? Thanks

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Kingkum: 2:21pm On Jul 04, 2022
When will you ladies learn how to appreciate god? same thing another lady is looking for, you are here complaining.

madam, allow that thing to shake, even the attention you are getting is what some people normally pay for, so what is the fuss about it?

madam, allow that thing to shake, cos you are wonderfully made, or are you trying to blame god?

madam, allow that thing to shake cos it's good for your health.

lastly, madam allow that thing to shake

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 04, 2022
Are you a man? undecided

Important question...

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by EmiDon11: 2:23pm On Jul 04, 2022
Hmmm!!!., Small yansh dey shake

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jul 04, 2022
Abeg shake ur yansh with pride

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by DriverX: 2:25pm On Jul 04, 2022
G. P. Y.

God Punish You with your fake story. What you want is for someone to ask you to post pics, then you post internet pics and idiots start messaging you.

Fuck_ outta here

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by JoeRizzla(m): 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2022
Tyga: Shake That Ass tho
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Shellsploit: 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2022
shocked shocked shocked

What an amazing ass u got!
You want some people without ass to stay away from this thread.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Cypress042: 2:33pm On Jul 04, 2022
Your mind is tricking you to be honest, no sane man would give an ordinary ass his hard earned attention.

Feel free and shake the thing no one cares grin
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Donbazooka: 2:36pm On Jul 04, 2022
I need cray fish, how do I contact you

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:45pm On Jul 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Are you a man? undecided

Important question...
Do men's ass shake? I'm a female.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:49pm On Jul 04, 2022
Kingkum:
When will you ladies learn how to appreciate god? same thing another lady is looking for, you are here complaining.

madam, allow that thing to shake, even the attention you are getting is what some people normally pay for, so what is the fuss about it?

madam, allow that thing to shake, cos you are wonderfully made, or are you trying to blame god?

madam, allow that thing to shake cos it's good for your health.

lastly, madam allow that thing to shake
Seriously, this is not the kind of attention any serious person should crave for. It becomes something else when it gets too much. If only you're in my shoes, I know you won't be saying this. Please, if you have any solution, do profer.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:51pm On Jul 04, 2022
DriverX:
G. P. Y.

God Punish You with your fake story. What you want is for someone to ask you to post pics, then you post internet pics and idiots start messaging you.

Fuck_ outta here
I can give you location so you can come and see it and also feel it, so you'll know it's real not fake. Please, I only want solution, nothing else.

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:52pm On Jul 04, 2022
Cypress042:
Your mind is tricking you to be honest, no sane man would give an ordinary ass earned attention.

Feel free and shake the thing no one cares grin
You would be shocked!
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by tayo60(f): 3:02pm On Jul 04, 2022
Guys don nack d ass too much now, na im make it dey shake shake like that grin grin

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Isokoson1: 3:02pm On Jul 04, 2022
Mehn this is beyond local man logistics

My kind of Ass..i love big yansh...
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Kingkum: 3:04pm On Jul 04, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Seriously, this is not the kind of attention any serious person should crave for. It becomes something else when it gets too much. If only you're in my shoes, I know you won't be saying this. Please, if you have any solution, do profer.
This is serious now, but i still maintain my stand that you should allow that thing to shake.

are you married?
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by czarr(m): 3:06pm On Jul 04, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Good day all!
Please, I really need help with my ass. Whenever I walk, it shakes or should I say vibrate/moves. No matter what I wear underneath, it ends up shaking. Sometimes, I'll have to wear two tight underwears, still it shakes/moves, but not as much as when I put on one. I have tried to stop this, no way. Sometimes, I have to walk slowly so that it won't move, but for how long, before I'll just switch to normal walking pace.
Sometimes, I take bike to just a nearby place that won't take more than five minutes trek, so that I can avoid trekking, which results to my ass moving. I just don't know what to do, honestly. This is so embarrassing. It draws unnecessary attention to me, which I don't like at all. Some people, their eyes will just be fixated on them, or making some embarrassing comments behind you.

Please, I really need help. I want you all to help me. If there's anything I can do, eat, drink or wear so that this can stop, I'm ready to do them. Is there anyone that has been in this kind of situation before, how were you able to remedy it? Thanks


squats.
Are you male or female?
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Silentgroper(m): 3:10pm On Jul 04, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Seriously, this is not the kind of attention any serious person should crave for. It becomes something else when it gets too much. If only you're in my shoes, I know you won't be saying this. Please, if you have any solution, do profer.
are u a mummy g.o?
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:15pm On Jul 04, 2022
tayo60:
Guys don nack d ass too much now, na im make it dey shake shake like that grin grin
Are you serious? Is that really what causes it to shake? But, it shouldn't be only that, don't you think?
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:19pm On Jul 04, 2022
Kingkum:

This is serious now, but i still maintain my stand that you should allow that thing to shake.

are you married?
You won't be saying this if you were to be in my shoes. It's because you're not in this same situation, that's why you're saying this.

I'm not. But, I don't think there's any correlation there.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:21pm On Jul 04, 2022
czarr:
squats.
Are you male or female?
Do men's ass shake? I'm female.

Will the squats help?
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by fadilaMaikiriki: 3:25pm On Jul 04, 2022
Silentgroper:
are u a mummy g.o?
How? I don't get. How will you view or see a lady walking/passing and her ass is shaking and vibrating? Like, what will be going through your mind then, and how will you view, or take her? You need to understand what I'm talking about here. Please, I need solutions, nothing else.

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Kingkum: 3:33pm On Jul 04, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:


I'm not. But, I don't think there's any correlation there.
It has. i would have advice you to change your walldrope and start using big gowns that can hide your features to some extent, you can also use certain ladies underwear to minimize the movement, but all this things will not make you comfortable. the best way to enjoy our short stay on earth is to be happy about everything. personally, i don't like big a§$ or br*ast but you see, we are all wired differently and who knows if what you are complaining about is what will make your true husband locate you. take this as your selling point and even flaunt it my sister.

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Silentgroper(m): 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
How? I don't get. How will you view or see a lady walking/passing and her ass is shaking and vibrating? Like, what will be going through your mind then, and how will you view, or take her? You need to understand what I'm talking about here. Please, I need solutions, nothing else.
Just let that ass shake freely.. Niggaz like me appreciate that. U sound like a nigga tho.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Are you a man? undecided

Important question...
.
Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 04, 2022
Silentgroper:
Just let that ass shake freely.. Niggaz like me appreciate that. U sound like a nigga tho.
He is!

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Silentgroper(m): 4:06pm On Jul 04, 2022
Raspberries:
He is!
thunder strike his hairy balls though.

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by SkengRay: 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2022
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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by SkengRay: 4:23pm On Jul 04, 2022
One of the reason why Orgasmgiver123 kicks people with his rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

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Re: Please, I Need Help With My Ass! by Screwcode1: 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2022
Post the picture, I can give you something to rub it, it will be hard like concrete

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