Jodera:
I was about calling him too sef

He won't rest until he admit he fvck up

timbros:
Anybody that blames Tuchel after watching these sluggish, ambitionless, drab, nonsensical set of players today isn't being honest to himself.

Was it Tuchel's fault that Sterling will get the ball in the 18 yard box and suddenly have a brain freeze? How many times did Sterling get a clear path on goal and delayed in decision making till a defender use him to shine? Is it Tuchel's fault that Havertz cannot get his header on target from Azpi cross? Was it Tuchel's fault that Mendy cannot save a routine shot from edge of the box? How exactly is Tuchel at fault for the nonsense Mount played tonight? No single sense of urgency in any player bar Cucurella. Was it Tuchel that asked them to play like pregnant women?

With the players available to him, 433 is the best formation Tuchel could have played. And on a normal day, Southampton players shouldn't match the quality Chelsea parade no matter the formation. The players were just wack tonight. Trash!

Who would honestly watch players that cannot string 4 passes together in a sequence and want to put the blame on the coach? Did Tuchel coach them to boot ball anywhere belle face wen under small pressure? (Azpi for the corner that led to second goal).

I no even know which one the vex me pass.... the performance abi na people wey dey blame coach here. Bar Cucurella and Silva, the rest of the players are trash. Every single one of them.

Even CSO?

DanieleLorenzo:
From a neutral perspective, bants aside, Chelsea's only problem is creativity and finishing. Una defence dey managable at worst. See Havertz missing two clear chances. The first he was so sluggish but I'll say because he was on the left wing. The second, he received the ball on the right wing, for him to cut in immediately, he opted to drag the ball straight ahead. The most annoying part of this is that a certain havertz10 will still have the guts to defend him even compare him to a certain "pace merchant" .

I don talk this thing tire but dem hens.ben and co said dem need to replace Christensen and Rudiger before anything else (like say Koulibaly never replace Rudiger). They can keep on blaming Silva and co when they're still parading dem Havertz while still not sorting out their Midfield, na dem sabi

iamoyindamola:

He won't rest until he admit he fvck up

Make I see wetin him wan talk

Boehly have until 12noon today to pay £70m for Maguire or we increase the fee to £100m.

Jodera:
I don talk this thing tire but dem hens.ben and co said dem need to replace Christensen and Rudiger before anything else (like say Koulibaly never replace Rudiger). They can keep on blaming Silva and co when they're still parading dem Havertz while still not sorting out their Midfield, na dem sabi

They no know where there pain them.

TrebleChamp:
Boehly have until 12noon today to pay £70m for Maguire or we increase the fee to £100m.

Omo

Amoto94:
Tuchel : “Everyone in central midfield has an issue, I don’t know why and I don’t understand it, it’s a huge problem”

I remember they were discussing a Tuchel extension some weeks back. Has he been extended

psg signed 3 quality players in vitinha Renato Sanches and Fabian Ruiz for under 80 million ,I am yet to add Carlos soler

Epl teams will spend nothing less than 200 million for these 3 players .

https://theathletic.com/3327242/2022/05/24/guardiola-premier-league-change/


Good one

raumdeuter:


I remember they were discussing a Tuchel extension some weeks back. Has he been extended

https://theathletic.com/3552125/2022/08/31/chelsea-tuchel-contract/?source=twitteruk

andrewbaba44:
psg signed 3 quality players in vitinha Renato Sanches and Fabian Ruiz for under 80 million ,I am yet to add Carlos soler

Epl teams will spend nothing less than 200 million for these 3 players .

EPL teams needs to dey apply sense when dealing with all these selling clubs that wants to fleece. EPL have the upper hand but it's as if they don't yet know the advantages they have because money don blind them

Jodera:
EPL teams needs to dey apply sense when dealing with all these selling clubs that wants to fleece. EPL have the upper hand but it's as if they don't yet know the advantages they have because money don blind them

I think its the competition in the EPL. PSG don't really have that kind of competition.

Jodera:
EPL teams needs to dey apply sense when dealing with all these selling clubs that wants to fleece. EPL have the upper hand but it's as if they don't yet know the advantages they have because money don blind them

Walai

andrewbaba44:
psg signed 3 quality players in vitinha Renato Sanches and Fabian Ruiz for under 80 million ,I am yet to add Carlos soler

Epl teams will spend nothing less than 200 million for these 3 players .

Luis Campos sabi e work.

I'm surprised Fabian Ruzi cost just over €20m.

We have to move on from Jorginho being the base of our midfield. Tuchel has been so stupid not to recognize that our midfield depends on aging legs and a base that can’t mark. This is looking like a season where a coach finally gets sacked. Anything that wants to happen should happen on time so we don’t waste a good part of the season.

Goodluck to us.

BlueMann:


Luis Campos sabi e work.

I'm surprised Fabian Ruzi cost just over €20m.

If na ManUtd, na 50mill +

Tuchel iss a fool, everything is wrong with that starting 11. 4 games in & 2 attackers have been blanking, when you decide to bring in another attacker , you send him to wing back.. E get why these chels attackers wants to leave .
I have said it , soon we'll question TT man management..his profiling of players is shiite tbh & transfer strategy Is weak.

You have a team that over loads their wings on both attack & defence and you decided to play 4 at the back with azpli as right back. Imagine the combined age of that backline.
As a coach you install that mentally to win the balls and keep the players hungry but no , not until these lads run themselves into ground..
We 've been saying mendy needs to sit out some games , pull nd sterling are wingers . Ziyech excels in a free role albeit from the right. We have all the quality to challenge just 2 or 3 quality additions in the middle and attack and adequate back ups but no he wants expensive defenders
This season go long las las

WhoDeyHause:
# TuchelOUT

# MendyOUT

# JorginhoOUT

# HavertzOUT

#MountOUT

# AllchelseascoutsOUT

#BoehlyStopWastingYourMoney

# SacktheFrauds

# KilltheBasterds

Jodera:
EPL teams needs to dey apply sense when dealing with all these selling clubs that wants to fleece. EPL have the upper hand but it's as if they don't yet know the advantages they have because money don blind them

The problem is the EPL clubs themselves. The average EPL club doesn't have cash flow problems so they make their players expensive when another club wants to buy them and this causes a knock on effect all over Europe. You can't buy Cucu baboni for 60m and price Hakimi for 40m.

Taguchi:
Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology


I have to bookmark this stuff, this has got to be some Faraday and nikola tesla level tactics

I remember asking some chelsea fans here last season what tuchel's tactics was and one pesin talk say na Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology

Tuchel has no reasonable structure to his game, man has been tinkering for the past two seasons; even his activities in the transfer market bears witness to this .

Man just goes for any reasonable pesin him see for market and changes his mind easily , nigga does not know who he wants and does not know what he intends to do with the ones him dey get just vibes and insha allah...Give him 5Billion and he will still blow it.

Anybody thinking Jorginho is your major problem no really know una problem yet.

"Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology" LMFAO

Can we call havertz a "run merchant"

Cc. havertz10

Griffon:


You watch Chelsea’s games just like I do. You should have noticed a change in our style of play from what it used to be when Frankie was in charge.

Tuchel places a lot of emphasis on verticality in possession and circuit based methodology.

No lies here.

Armando Broja


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxdwKsiRywo

Omo. So Aubameyang suffered a broken jaw during the robbery, and is expected to be out for a number of weeks. As a result, the move to Chelsea is now in doubt.

That's so fvcked up.

Taguchi:


I remember asking some chelsea fans here last season what tuchel's tactics was and one pesin talk say na Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology

Tuchel has no reasonable structure to his game, man has been tinkering for the past two seasons; even his activities in the transfer market bears witness to this .

Man just goes for any reasonable pesin him see for market and changes his mind easily , nigga does not know who he wants and does not know what he intends to do with the ones him dey get just vibes and insha allah...Give him 5Billion and he will still blow it.

Anybody thinking Jorginho is your major problem no really know una problem yet.

"Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology" LMFAO

Hello Griffon,

You said I had no football knowledge when i questioned your claim about the rubbish and clueless football Tuchel plays.

How’s everything going? Hope you’re enjoying watching Chelsea play Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology?

eph12:

I think its the competition in the EPL. PSG don't really have that kind of competition.

True sha. But I'm mostly talking about other clubs from other leagues selling to EPL clubs. Imagine same Chelsea going for vitinha, how much you think say dem go charge?

EPL clubs need to catch sense

andrewbaba44:


Walai

Dem dey Fvck up. The desperation much

BlueMann:
Omo. So Aubameyang suffered a broken jaw during the robbery, and is expected to be out for a number of weeks. As a result, the move to Chelsea is now in doubt.

That's so fvcked up.

Ronaldo might get a call, and Aubameyang may still join Chelsea possibly on loan

Griffon:


Frankfurt walloped Bayern this season, Juve don collect this season, PSG and Real Madrid don collect, so we should all agree that they don’t have a way of playing?

You’re insane.

He said I was insane when questioned Tuchel’s tactics.

Griffon can you kindly explain Tuchel’s vertical gidigbogbo properly?

Griffon:
Circuit based methodology: Circuit-based methods of coaching look to teach players exactly how to solve problems during training and ask them to essentially replicate it in game to reduce thinking time, and so players always have solutions, and can execute them quickly.

But then we have football neophytes, boys born in 2000, who won’t stop asking.

Kai!!