What were the weirdest rules a landlord/landlady have ever given to you

Me gate to be locked by 8pm

And no squatting of friends ,no friends with dread allowed to the compound

I have this habit of not abiding by rules or laws. Where I stay now, the neighborhood had a meeting that all generators should be off by 11pm. I'm the only tenant in my building that his generator is always ON till daybreak if there's no light.

Most of them are married, they're scared the security will come and carry their Gen. For me, no security with Dane guns will try and touch my Gen. They fitn't.

No male should visit

Where i stayed during my 100l in school,this man made it a living hell for me and some freshers also staying in the compound,he said friends must not sleep over whether male or female or you pay 10k as fine,we must not use the toilet more than once a day,we must sweep their large compound every morning undermining we have lectures,i became frustrated and i packed out after first semster,since then i vowed never to live in a family compound through out my stay in school.

Me, myself I'm a very weird guy. My Landlord/landlady barely give me rules because I barely stay in my rented apartment. Since I renewed my house rent this year could you believe I haven't slept in that house for 5 months now, and my landlord is a very peaceful man ooh! It's either I'm at my real niggars house or I'm in a hotel bombing.

Wetin dey carry me go my house na maybe I wan give my landlord NEPA bill, security and Dustbin money. Even sometimes I dey transfer the money give am.

My landlord always look at me like a very responsible dude, baba no knw say I no well. The other day, E dey introduce me to his daughter... E say She just graduate from university and she's ready to go for her NYSC.

If baba know the kind of guy I be, E no go introduce that girl to me.

My landlady warned me not to bring any girl to the compound that anytime I am Hot, she's already available for me, and looking at her she was so beautiful, a wonderful milf. We have done it like five times now, wonderful pussy she got . I don't think I am packing out of here soon.

midehi2:
No male should should visit

So, na only away matches you dey play?

No weed smoking,
No use of generator after 5pm,
Anything after 7pm,he don lock gate go back to where u are coming from.
No shouting when watching football esp at night.
No talking to his beautiful daughter,after 3 months i pack out go squat with my guy

Zonefree:

So, na only away matches you dey play?

I don't play any

Anigreat:





My landlady warned me not to bring any girl to the compound that anytime I am Hot, she's already available for me, and looking at her she was so beautiful, a wonderful milf. We have done it like five times now, wonderful pussy she got . I don't think I am packing out of here soon.

Wow..try and convert this novel to PDF

Na only face me I face you people dey worship landlord if you rent flat or duplex for over 300k who be landlord

midehi2:

I don't play any

Lack of matches turn female to sadist. Once in a while try and be playing, it's good for your health, human is human.

Na wetin make me and my former landlord get problem be dis.,.

hw u go gv me rules wen hard pass 10 commandment jst bcus i cum rent ur house..

rule1)only 2 people are allowed to visit

rule2)u must be at home b4 7:30....as in...i be fowl nah
,7:30 i dn enter house

rule3)no drinking/smoking in dis compound...

i endure d tin for 2months,na there i vex go meet am...oga landlord abeg refond me my balance,i no dey stay again....

na there our quarrel start

Zonefree:

Lack of matches turn female to sadist. Once in a while try and be playing, it's good for your health, human is human.

Thank you

midehi2:
No male should visit

Mine said whether male or female he doesn't want to see anyone.

midehi2:

Thank you

You're welcome, and please endeavour to tell your opponent to wear boot for safety measures.


Shalom.

virginprincess:
Mine said whether male or female he doesn't want to see anyone.

Anigreat:





My landlady warned me not to bring any girl to the compound that anytime I am Hot, she's already available for me, and looking at her she was so beautiful, a wonderful milf. We have done it like five times now, wonderful pussy she got . I don't think I am packing out of here soon.

LWKMD,If she go visit Dibya for ur case then she tie u down you turn to german machine niyen.

midehi2:

I don't play any

You haven't meet Beckham yet...

The first 45mins of our encounter will make you keep coming for Pre-Season friendlies.


#Play_With_Beckham.

Back then in one room the landlord make it clear we should stay off from his beautiful daughters.

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Almost all the landlords I have stayed in thier house dey fear me. I mistakenly impregnate my landlord daughter that year for abuja, omo no be small case oh

I remember my school days in nekede


I was staying in a family Compound..which I regret till today...the landlord frustrated my life to the fullest.. although he is death now I believe he did not really suffer enough ...below are the rules



1) no fucking at night (my girl was always with me so if we want do..na silent nacking ooo becos landlord dey patrol for night the check)


2) if you are coming back from work or school you must get him fruits or other lil chewables

3) no generator at all...if you want to on Gen you will pay a fee or your gen seize

4) after 7pm the gate is locked ...no amount of begging will make him open it unless you call the police or find him all cash

5) if you quarrel with him no fetching of water in his compound

6) your room bulb my not be on pass 9pm

7) every Sunday if you cook you must give him and his family

no visitation...this was where I had issues becos my girl was always coming...for this reason he hates my girl with passion


still typing

Merch:
Almost all the landlords I have stayed in thier house dey fear me. I mistakenly impregnate my landlord daughter that year for abuja, omo no be small case oh

Mistakenly ke

Landlord: I don't want to see local dog in my Compound

Me: That time, money never day sha

Beckham14:
You haven't meet Beckham yet...

The first 45mins of our encounter will make you keep coming for Pre-Season friendlies.


#Play_With_Beckham.

LWKMD

Merch:
Almost all the landlords I have stayed in thier house dey fear me. I mistakenly impregnate my landlord daughter that year for abuja, omo no be small case oh

Mistake ke,if u had said accidentally i would have asked u,when did u sperm start going driving school?

1: No playing of musics

No smoking

virginprincess:
Where i stayed during my 100l in school,this man made it a living hell for me and some freshers also staying in the compound,he said friends must not sleep over whether male or female or you pay 10k as fine,we must not use the toilet more than once a day,we must sweep their large compound every morning undermining we have lectures,i became frustrated and i packed out after first semster,since then i vowed never to live in a family compound through out my stay in school.

You and I used to be in the same lodge while in school, I now remember

virginprincess:
Mine said whether male or female he doesn't want to see anyone.

Why are you exaggerating things, I remember all of us used to have visitors then.

You were the one who the landlord caught with her boyfriend behind the kiosk the day after our second semester exams in year 2.

I heard the gist

PussyGalore:


You and I used to be in the same lodge while in school, I now remember

Really! ,abeg which school?