Divay22:

Sharp!
I like that

Flood no lemme cross over o

No worry, it's gradually subsiding. My house in the village is currently above window level, but the water is slowly going down.

Danielkelly:
Lol,
you ppl are dramatic.
small matter when no
commot anything 4
body nah make she dey ouze steam from pot.
When you don't understand reverse phsycology and 24/7 cruise, in nigeria you will make the loudest noise.

I did not even see this before.

Thunder fire you and your reverse psychology.

If I no respond, you still go come here dey shine teeth say na true. I react, e say na reverse hdejuregutghh.

It is my steam and my pot - I go cook anything wey I want.

If you get problem with am, go lie down for inside flood.

It is the person that is always posting pictures of his house and sharing women nood pictures that have maturity.

Olodo kobokobo.

Can someone tell that old woman to stop quoting me that I'm not reading her posts?

You guys should tell her the more she comments, the richer I become because more people are sending messages trying to buy this book. Also, my crypto position is in profit.

Abi, make I just use her catch cruise?

iLegendd:
No worry, it's gradually subsiding. My house in the village is currently above window level, but the water is slowly going down.

Eyaaaaaaaa. Shey your books wey dey for reserve for there never spoil finish, ehn?

iLegendd:
Can someone tell that old woman to stop quoting me that I'm not reading her posts?

You guys should tell her the more she comments, the richer I become because more people are sending messages trying to buy this book. Also, my crypto position is in profit.

Abi, make I just use her catch cruise?

I will not. You started it; deal with the pettiness.

For your foolish 2KB mind, na you dey catch cruise and na me dey what?

Ori eleyi o pe o.

Be like you never know anything.

How many copies of books you don sell in all your e-rat life?

The men wey dey 'patronise' and support you no even get mind dey use their real faces and actual established monikers.

It's to be hiding behind obscure alternate monikers as if say na bad thing dem dey do.

But they are "alphas" and dons in Womanology, lmaoooo.

iLegendd:
Can someone tell that old woman to stop quoting me that I'm not reading her posts?

You guys should tell her the more she comments, the richer I become because more people are sending messages trying to buy this book. Also, my crypto position is in profit.

Abi, make I just use her catch cruise?

Her matter self tire person, just one statement and she delivered a whole novel...It can only be love from afar

Magnoliaa:


Eyaaaaaaaa. Shey you books wey dey for reserve for there never spoil finish, ehn?

Lol. I read this one because it's short. All my books dey abroad. Use Google and you'll get them. Na oyibo dey buy am pass and they pay in Dollar. I have never printed any of my books in hard copy — it's digital.

The books with me in hard copy are other people's books. You wan see?

Come my house make I use my personal clipper shave your pubic hair and f*ck you like a bitch. You know, I have free 24/7 light, free Internet, and free food, etc. Also, my d*ck is big and I'm HIV negative, but I'll use condom because I don't trust old women.

Offer expires soon.

iLegendd:
Lol. I read this one because it's short. All my books dey abroad. Use Google and you'll get them. Na oyibo dey buy am pass and they pay in Dollar. I have never printed any of my books in hard copy — it's digital.

The books with me in hard copy are other people's books. You wan see?

Come my house make I use my personal clipper shave your pubic hair and f*ck you like a bitch. You know, I have free 24/7 light, free Internet, and free food, etc. Also, my d*ck is big and I'm HIV negative, but I'll use condom because I don't trust old women.

Offer expires soon.

Oti fk up.

I do not give a damn. The fact that your chewing-gum-sized common sense cannot tell you that was a mock question is disappointing yet again again.

Third disappointment in a row is you eating your words and coming back here to quote me.

Must be that you're so itchy to engage me? Pray tell, what's all of that nonsense about how you'll look arguing with a woman? You're certainly not convincing me, no chance in hell; so go ahead showing how much bereft you are of substance by posting meaningless pictures.

Stinking sewer rodent.

Trust me....
iLegend's lasticle is actually the bomb if,elif and only if you can painstakingly practice all what you could see in the book....

iLegendd:
Come my house make I use my personal clipper shave your pubic hair and f*ck you like a bitch. You know, I have free 24/7 light, free Internet, and free food, etc. Also, my d*ck is big and I'm HIV negative, but I'll use condom because I don't trust old women.

We're getting somewhere. How many times have you had this picture in your unfortunate head, cumming on your messy sheets in a dank room?

You've been so much pushed to the extent that you couldn't hold it in anymore, ba?

And you had to spew it to my face just to get my reaction?

That's where your huge mistake came from because I am unlike your mother, so you greatly misfired this one time.

Shameless moid.

Slynation:
Her matter self tire person, just one statement and she delivered a whole novel...It can only be love from afar

Make I just ignore her and focus on my crypto trade. Her matter taya me. Money is more important to me.

Don't fight dirty with women, but it's me you want to fight dirty with?

You will learn.

No long story.

Slynation:
Her matter self tire person, just one statement and she delivered a whole novel...It can only be love from afar

Do you want us to open the unfinished matter of the worms and maggots that gave birth to you, from the other day?

Feskyles:
Trust me....
iLegend's lasticle is actually the bomb if,elif and only if you can painstakingly practice all what you could see in the book....

I told buyers to come take back their 10k if it doesn't work, but till this day, no single soul has EVER come back to ask for his money back after thousands of copies sold.

Nigerians that I know love to scam or cheat others, but it baffles me till this day that none has ever come back to say, "iLegend give me back my money — your Lasticle didn't work."

Nigerians really shocked me. Anyway, to have loyals customers, be honest in all you do and have an amazing product that exceeds their expectations. With this, haters will hate you, but clients will keep coming.

Indians and Americans love those books. My inbox is filled with their messages.

Slynation:
It can only be love from afar

I mean, just like you love feminists from afar too...attack them in public, but sending DMs in private.

Hahahaha.

Feskyles:
Trust me....
iLegend's lasticle is actually the bomb if,elif and only if you can painstakingly practice all what you could see in the book....

I can see the psychology right here. So obvious, and impressive.

iLegendd:
I told buyers to come take back their 10k if it doesn't work, but till this day, no single soul has EVER come back to ask for his money back after thousands of copies sold.

Nigerians that I know love to scam or cheat others, but it baffles me till this day that none has ever come back to say, "iLegend give me back my money — your Lasticle didn't work."



Nigerians really shocked me. Anyway, to have loyals customers, be honest in all you do and have an amazing product that exceeds their expectations. With this, haters will hate you, but clients will keep coming.

Indians and Americans love those books. My inbox is filled with their messages.

Shey you go drop the *EsCoFi* boss?
Nor dey whyne us o..

Tips for Men

When you wake in the morning, whether you believe in God or not,

1. Pray even if it's for 10 seconds
2. Do pushup immediately (EXTREMELY important)
3. Brush your teeth
4. Drink water
5. Wash if you have to
6. Clean the house if you have to
7. Exercise again for some minutes, then shower
8. Prepare something to eat
9. Go straight to business or work
10. Finally, check your social media accounts, but don't get lost in it

Magnoliaa:


Another mad goat.

You for post am with your main moniker naw.

Epa.

Who be this fool?
Orue.

Feskyles:


Shey you go drop the *EsCoFi* boss?
Nor dey whyne us o..

The book has been banned by my boss, Joe Cléf. He said it's too good and dangerous to be in the hands of the youths. It's crazier than 48 Laws of Power.

Banning it is to protect women. You know, we don't want what will hurt women. Our job is to protect women.

akwesenana:
Who be this fool?
Orue.

The fool you're too scared to address with your main moniker.

Orue and whatever it means plus its attending similarities back to you in tenfold.

iLegendd:
The book has been banned by my boss, Joe Cléf. He said it's too good and dangerous to be in the hands of the youths. It's crazier than 48 Laws of Power.

Banning it is to protect women. You know, we don't want what will hurt women. Our job is to protect women.

Until it is time to be misogynistic to them, you forgot to add.

Protect women until they are no longer conservative or conventional and you deem them slůts that are not worthy of your respects.

Orue.

Magnoliaa:


The fool You're too scared to address with your main moniker.

Orue and whatever it means plus its attending similarities back to you in tenfold.

I have no idea who/ what you're talking about.
Have a nice night.

Out of all the important things.. it's this rubbish that should interest someone.. if the book is actually working you wouldn't be here disturbing us always. Others would have testified.. and only jobless people wants to last long in bed.

akwesenana:
I have no idea who/ what you're talking about.
Have a nice night.

I pray that smiley emoji turn a frown that'll disturb you in a nightmare this night.

Don't forget I am only being toxic as you've pegged me.

So, have [whatever] night.

garriAndsugar:
Out of all the important things.. it's this rubbish that should interest someone.. if the book is actually working you wouldn't be here disturbing us always. Others would have testified.. and only jobless people wants to last long in bed.

Okay, you have a good point and have a nice day.

garriAndsugar:
Out of all the important things.. it's this rubbish that should interest someone.. if the book is actually working you wouldn't be here disturbing us always. Others would have testified.. and only jobless people wants to last long in bed.

Surprisingly, it's only some kind of accounts that are only coming to "testify".

Magnoliaa:


I pray that smiley emoji turn a frown that'll disturb you in a nightmare this night.

Don't forget I am only being toxic as you've pegged me.

So, have [whatever] night.

Whatever makes you wake up.

If you like ignore me or form uninterested, I know you know me too well enough to understand that that kin thing no dey faze me.

I go leave anytime wey I wan leave.

And if I leave, come back here to come and say I gave up and you "sent" me away with not engaging me o, lmaoooo.

I hope I have formally made it into your list of certified Nairaland enemies now.

Next time, you go think am twice before you utter or insinuate rubbish about me, when I no know your bad head and baga from Adam before.

akwesenana:
Whatever makes you wake up.

Goan rest, joor.

Olof*.

iLegendd:
The book has been banned by my boss, Joe Cléf. He said it's too good and dangerous to be in the hands of the youths. It's crazier than 48 Laws of Power.

Banning it is to protect women. You know, we don't want what will hurt women. Our job is to protect women.

Lol...okay boss..
Buh una nor do well