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My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by NovoLag: 1:48am On Nov 08, 2022 |
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored. I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys ![]() If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off.. it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something ![]() It’s darn tiring. So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me. We settled for an amount. Sent her my pics and got hers She looked pretty average and decent. First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening. When she finally came, it was past 9. Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby. Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her. As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested. Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before. She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom. Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick. I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down. Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag. I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger.. This girl was out to end my life! I just wore my trousers and left the room. I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days. 769 Likes 80 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Iykman042(m): 2:36am On Nov 08, 2022 |
thank your God,u re half inch from contacting HIV, 338 Likes 22 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by OsuKing: 3:01am On Nov 08, 2022 |
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Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Tit4Tat1(m): 4:31am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Damnn!!! You goofed seriously, you would have dived in raw then finish up even before the notice of aids or any infections... 85 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Map1(m): 4:32am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Bros that girl scam you,she is interested in taking your money,she just used that style to send you away, believe me, those girls are wise. 832 Likes 67 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by akwesenana: 5:20am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Did you pay it? 19 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by marlow1962(m): 5:21am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Thank GOD you use sense ( cus sex don make some boys stupid). 32 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by shortgun(m): 5:26am On Nov 08, 2022 |
She have used your head ![]() ![]() 319 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Nobody: 5:44am On Nov 08, 2022 |
NovoLag: Go and find a woman to marry o. It's very hard for a girl to use condom as they don't even think about it. If you had fk her it's very possible you dived into a house painted with over 37 raw sticks. That's marine girls for you! 74 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Zonefree(m): 6:54am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Map1:You're a genius. OP is still new in the game. That Olosho is real alpha but she's lucky she met a newbie. If she mistakenly meets odigimma like me, she'll understand the difference between six and half a dozen. 292 Likes 22 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Magnoliaa(f): 7:36am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Map1: Ehenn? ![]() 22 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Magnoliaa(f): 7:37am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Zonefree: Yen yen yen yen yen, watin? ![]() You go rape her, or what if you jam babe wey sick true true? 58 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Solosolojohquay: 7:55am On Nov 08, 2022 |
You are not wise at all in the business go and learn ,number 1 rules of the game you don't allow hook up girls to dictate to you ,your time is your time once she can't make the time you go for another girl if only you know that 80% of Nigerian ladies are into hook up the economy is not smiling ,he who pay the piper dictate the tunes 272 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by wisdomkid: 8:22am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Map1: It's 100% better to be scammed this way, than do wise and strong man and be f**ked up your entire life, taking pills. 266 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Gadafii: 8:48am On Nov 08, 2022 |
To carry ashawo Dey always fear me, but sometimes conji na bastard of thousands father ![]() Men who patronize ashawo, una liver get bone wahlai 87 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by odaniel1(m): 8:53am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Thank God for you dodged a bullet bro! 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by BigYash: 8:55am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Zonefree:Na so.. Make person hear word abeg.. Op you did well... No be all pussy person dey put preek.. Diseases when full town no be small.. I noticed that majority of the hookup girls now have cough.. No be play play cough o.. Diseases when these bitches carry en..hmmm 105 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Guderian(m): 9:42am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Go get married ![]() 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Nobody: 10:33am On Nov 08, 2022 |
I don't know why, but I find this very funny.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Can't stop laughing.. ![]() ![]() ![]() 33 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Cooleeey: 10:42am On Nov 08, 2022 |
The girl scammed and played u But is good, u followed your mind To avoid had I known ![]() 69 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by lifenija: 10:47am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Guderian:see ur mumu advice 7 Likes |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:01am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Zonefree: All barks and no bite 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Zonefree(m): 11:06am On Nov 08, 2022 |
IbrahimSkiba:Pray never to encounter me in your hook up journey, cos e no go be business as usual for you. 30 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by IbrahimSkiba(f): 11:09am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Zonefree: Yen yen yen ![]() ![]() ![]() 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Tegabadguy(m): 11:17am On Nov 08, 2022 |
NovoLag:that's true lagos hookup girls are dirty 19 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by WantsandMore: 11:21am On Nov 08, 2022 |
NovoLag:What about the money you gave her? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Tzar91: 11:27am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Zonefree:Men that brag are complete opposite of what they brag about when the time comes. 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Zonefree(m): 11:35am On Nov 08, 2022 |
Tzar91:Guy, I no be gentleman. There's no atom of gentility in my lifestyle. Since the Olosho claimed to be sick, it's expected she return my full money back to me. Unfailing to do that will result to excess chaos that she will regret . 60 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by abokikhalifa: 12:23pm On Nov 08, 2022 |
Map1: Safety first. The guy did the best thing. How much van be compared to contacting HIV? B like say u self no get sense. 45 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by Ireportlive: 12:32pm On Nov 08, 2022 |
![]() See scam If you like cough blood, I go collect full b job before I discharge you Inside life As much as I don't really drink or smoke that much any longer but the rule to "who cup" be dirty eye + condom .... If your eye dirty well, wey you don dey Night mode she no fit try cough for your front . 9 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: My Terrible Experience With Hookup Girl I Met On Facebook by FriendsAndFans(m): 12:47pm On Nov 08, 2022 |
Next time when you give them location, you stand a little far away and see what they look like before coming out.. I guess you are new to the game 55 Likes 8 Shares |
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