Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

When a relationship is coming to an end, what are signs and symptoms
1. Deafness: I didn't hear it ring.
2. Blindness: I didn't see your missed calls.
3. Formination of busy: when you called, I was frying stone
4. Nowhere to be found: Can we meet? Oh I'll be going to the moon with my mom �5. Online but not chatting: I just on my data to check if the sun is shining

una don make djreloaded vex go sleep...

which kain jokes be this?


if them crack this jokes for una,una go gree laugh?...

@DJ RELOADED ANOTHER ONE

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

Djreloaded, more greens to your bets, you would become bookies nightmares.

Teams been terrible after the world cup

NOTORIOUS100:
Djreloaded, more greens to your bets, you would become bookies nightmares.

Is this a joke or what?

Wiseone28 abeg judge am

Big names like Eseka12 Bergavis Captainayub dem just dey low key dey observe as we dey hustle for crumbs.

Zee0007:


Eseka12 is bigger than that. A rich and kind guy.

I perceive this is Samuel

Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

Punters no fit Crack better joke after heavy beating. You for use style tell us make we make you sleep because our jokes dey carry sleep come instead of happiness

Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

Thieves broke into someone’s house, searched everywhere but found nothing. Out of anger they started flogging the guy telling him to work hard. �� Abeg make una find me work to do oooo, because if those thieves enter my own house, they will kill me.

Uzomacharles:

Is this a joke or what?
Wiseone28 abeg judge am

Let the gods decide his punishment

I came here to see Napoli lamentations, but d whole thread is full of giveaway jokes blablabla. Am so disappointed at the various post here that are very shameful to dis great thread. How can someone command u guys to crack jokes before giveaway? Like I don't understand how dis great thread has turned to begging for crumbs in a shameful way. Dis is a disgrace to d real men who has been with us since d start of dis thread.... pls stop dis begging and unnecessary giveaway stress, giveaway is voluntary and the beneficiaries should not be compelled to any terms and conditions

eseka12:
I came here to see Napoli lamentations, but d whole thread is full of giveaway jokes blablabla. Am so disappointed at the various post here that are very shameful to dis great thread. How can someone command u guys to crack jokes before giveaway? Like I don't understand how dis great thread has turned to begging for crumbs in a shameful way. Dis is a disgrace to d real men who has been with us since d start of dis thread.... pls stop dis begging and unnecessary giveaway stress, giveaway is voluntary and the beneficiaries should not be compelled to any terms and conditions

Boss, Napoli killed me but thank God they killed them too

Uzomacharles:
I perceive this is Samuel

Change your perception before it led you into problem.

Uzomacharles:
I perceive this is Samuel

You be rookie you no fit join NFBI

Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbors and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot and one of them suggested to go to the nearby cemetery
as they were jumping over the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag few minutes later a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice

"one for me,one for you. one for me,one for you" he immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest
father father please come with me come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery,they both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued

"one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you" suddenly they stop counting and a voice says "what about the two at the gate? immediately the drunkard & the priest took off

Can you imagine bookies is underrating Chris eubanks by giving such a big odds against lackha Jiri

Eubanks the most stubborn upcoming Yankee tennis player..... I think eubanks to win a set is a good bet or at least every set over 8.5 games.. if he falls behind or will eventually loose the game

Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

When a prostitute is giving a motivational speech, you will hear something like this: “I started my business with just one round” �

eseka12:
I came here to see Napoli lamentations, but d whole thread is full of giveaway jokes blablabla. Am so disappointed at the various post here that are very shameful to dis great thread. How can someone command u guys to crack jokes before giveaway? Like I don't understand how dis great thread has turned to begging for crumbs in a shameful way. Dis is a disgrace to d real men who has been with us since d start of dis thread.... pls stop dis begging and unnecessary giveaway stress, giveaway is voluntary and the beneficiaries should not be compelled to any terms and conditions

well said my brodda

@DJ RELOADED. ANOTHER ONE

PAUL TO THE CHURCH IN NIGERIA

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START......

eseka12:
I came here to see Napoli lamentations, but d whole thread is full of giveaway jokes blablabla. Am so disappointed at the various post here that are very shameful to dis great thread. How can someone command u guys to crack jokes before giveaway? Like I don't understand how dis great thread has turned to begging for crumbs in a shameful way. Dis is a disgrace to d real men who has been with us since d start of dis thread.... pls stop dis begging and unnecessary giveaway stress, giveaway is voluntary and the beneficiaries should not be compelled to any terms and conditions

You the Boss.


Tell them if they will listen.

Olaoluwa122:
When a prostitute is giving a motivational speech, you will hear something like this: “I started my business with just one round” �

i really wanna chop this giveaway but bro u really tried thanks to google

wiseone28:
You the Boss.

Tell them if they will listen.

Anywhere money fall na there you dey...

I no know your stand again ooo

oyewale0001:
@DJ RELOADED. ANOTHER ONE

PAUL TO THE CHURCH IN NIGERIA

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START......

enough just wait for luck to smile on u

depressedlad:
i really wanna chop this giveaway but bro u really tried thanks to google

The guy dey try sha...
maybe na only am dey laugh the jokes

Uzomacharles:

Anywhere money fall na there you dey...

I no know your stand again ooo

Outside this one..

Una don turn the thread to beggars heaven.

person no fit post him green ticket again

Djreloaded:
This is how I’ll select.

10k for 5 people.

The first 5 people to make me laugh with a joke gets the 10k.

Good luck.

I’ll transfer the 60k to heywey when I get the first 5 people.

If you’re too big to crack a joke then walk away

Sometimes when your girl updates ‘I love God’ on her status. My brother investigate very well, it could be a shortcut for Godwin or Godfred

@DJ RELOADED. ANOTHER

I NO LONGER BET ON SOCCER GAMES. I'M NOW BETTING ON BOXING. EVEN IF I LOOSE, I KNOW THE GUY WHO MADE ME LOOSE GOT THE BEATING OF HIS LIFE.

djreloade if this did not make u laugh i dont know what else would. good night may u laugh to my jokes and may i wake up to ur mention

Napoli got nothing on me...


I played them 1x

Uzomacharles:


The guy dey try sha...
maybe na only am dey laugh the jokes

he is using google