Donjazet2:
Don't sit back on the 11th.

Go out and vote. We are wiser now.

Governors like Wike or El Rufai...

Some of you are very funny, what exactly will the Governors do for him? Empty their respective state treasury for the purpose of bribery? Or what exactly?

It shows that all the complaints about Wike is because your candidate is not the beneficiary of his crude methods...

Wike and Udom proved they were strong men una complain...El Rufai didn't scuttle the process una still troll am...

raumdeuter:


So when a case has no leg you ignore the court right

I hope the curt tells Obi that his case has no leg so Tinubu wont respond to it

The two case is different

I can't go back to what we have discussed before and buried.

You can browse more about the case and how it was settled.

raumdeuter:
O shey ikini o lule

Ekun egbere bere


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI4Of-LlJwQ

https://www.nairaland.com/7593698/peter-obi-breaks-down-tears

Why not roll on the floor pour ashes on his head and wear sackclothes to show he is really mourning

peteru sunkun kikoro.

Even if court declares that tinubu didn't win which obviously not true except to the deluded ones, the opportunist didn't even win 25% in 18 states not to talk of required 24.

A001:

Lols. More people will japa to avoid what's coming, and the brain drain continues: RIP to Nigeria.

like this, if I see any way to carve out anything remaining out of the finished hell hole call Nigeria.. I won't think twice.. even if it's the last straw that will maim it.. I will carve it out without any emotions.. the only emotions I will have is to give my self sense as to not be caught..

I don't mind disenfranchising 200 million Nigerians for my own personal gain..

I will do it over and over and over again without looking back..

By the way, it's the way of the jungle, eat or get eaten

Kill or get killed

ribbit:
peteru sunkun kikoro.

Even if court declares that tinubu didn't win which obviously not true except to the deluded ones, the opportunist didn't even win 25% in 18 states not to talk of required 24.

He can shave off some percentages from these states and add to other states to get 25% in 20 states

Realmrsean:
like this, if I see any way to carve out anything remaining out of the finished hell hole call Nigeria.. I won't think twice.. even if it's the last straw that will maim it.. I will carve it out without any emotions.. the only emotions I will have is to give my self sense as to not be caught..

I don't mind disenfranchising 200 million Nigerians for my own personal gain..

I will do it over and over and over again without looking back..

By the way, it's the way of the jungle, eat or get eaten

Kill or get killed

It's better to be law-abiding keeping in mind that Nigerian laws are only for the poor.

If you no get rich parents or strong connection for naija, stay away from crime.

It's the rich and powerful that often get around karma and Nigerian laws.

A strong legal institution is needed to prosecute people that break laws, whether rich or poor.

Trolling time

Who cried it better?

Like for the crying general
Share for the wailing trader

Whose press conference hit harder?

Like for Ambode worldwide press conference
Share for obi International press conference

GloriousGbola:
Trolling time

Who cried it better?

Like for the crying general
Share for the wailing trader

Whose press conference hit harder?

Like for Ambode worldwide press conference
Share for obi International press conference

E be like say the General na full track

Wailing trader na skit

In 2011 no prizes for guessing the peeps who trolled the shit out of the crying general

Karma is indeed alive and well.

A001:

It's better to be law-abiding keeping in mind that Nigerian laws are only for the poor.

If you no get rich parents or strong connection for naija, stay away from crime.

It's the rich and powerful that often get around karma and Nigerian laws.

A strong legal institution is needed to prosecute people that break laws, whether rich or poor.

you re right, but sometimes the rich started form the streets and been poor..

If you re law abiding in Nigeria.. if hunger no kill, the rich and the system of the country will kill you..

I'll rather die doing crimes in this jungle than to be law abiding and been killed by the system or hunger

Breakdown of seats won by the political parties in different states of Nigeria(2023 Election).

ABIA

1. Orji Uzor Kalu, APC/North

2. Enyinnaya Abaribe, APGA/South

3. Darlington Nwokocha, LP/Central

ADAMAWA


1. Iya Abbas, PDP/Central

2. Binos Yareo, PDP/South

3. Sen. Philip Abbo, APC/North

Akwa Ibom

1. Godswill Akpabio, APC/Northwest

2. Aniekan Bassey PDP/Northeast

3. Dr. Ekong Sampson PDP/South

ANAMBRA

1. Victor Umeh, LP/Central

2. Tony Nwoye, LP/North

3. Senator Ifeanyi Ubah, South/ YPP

BAUCHI

1. Shehu Buba, South/APC

2. Abdul Ningi, PDP/Central

3. Kaila Dahuwa Samiala, PDP/North

BAYELSA

1. Sen Henry Seriake Dickson, PDP/West

2. Chief Benson Agadaga, PDP/East

3. Bayelsa, inconclusive

BENUE

1. Emmanuel Udende, APC/East

2. Titus Zam, APC/West

3. Patrick Abba Morro, PDP/ South

BORNO

1. Ali Ndume, APC/South

2. ******

CROSS RIVER

1. Senator Jarigbe Agom Jarigbe, PDP/North

2. Williams Eteng Jonah, APC/Central

3. Asuquo Ekpenyong Jnr, APC/South

DELTA

1. Ned Nwoko, PDP/North

2. Ede Dafinone, APC/ Central


3. Thomas Joel Onowakpo, APC/South.

EBONYI

1. Peter Onyekachi Nwebonyi APC/North

2. Ken Eze, APC/Central

3. David Umahi APC/South

EDO

1. Adams Oshiomhole, APC/North

2. Monday Okpebholo, APC/Central

3. Neda Imasuen, LP/South

EKITI

1. Cyril Fasuyi, APC/North

2. Bamidele Opeyemi, APC/Central

3. Yemi Adaramodu APC/South:

Enugu

1. Chief Okey Ezea, LP/North

2. Chief Osita Ngwu, PDP/West

3. Enugu East… To be held on March 11

FCT- ABUJA

Pending

GOMBE

1. Mohammed Danjuma Goje, APC/Central

2. Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo, PDP/North

3. Anthony Siyaku Yaro, PDP/South

IMO

1. Osita Izunaso, APC/West

2. …

3. ….

JIGAWA

1. Babangida Husaini, APC/Northwest

2. Amb. Ahmed Abdul Hamid, APC/Northeast

3. Mustapha Khabib, PDP/Central

KADUNA

1. Lawal Adamu Usman, PDP/Central

2. Sunday Katung, PDP/South

3. Khalid Ibrahim, PDP/North

KANO

1. Barau Jibrin APC/ North

2. Sen Ibrahim Shekarau, NNPP/Central

3. Abdurrahman Kawu Sumaila, NNPP/South

KATSINA

1. Abdulaziz Yar’adua APC/Central

2. Nasir Zangon-Daura/APC/North

3. Muntari Dandutse, APC/South

KEBBI

1. Sen. Adamu Aliero,PDP/Central

2. Alhaji Garba Musa Maidoki, PDP/South

3. Kebbi North: Inconclusive

KOGI


1. Senator Jibrin Isah Echocho, APC/East

2. Abubakar Sadiku-Ohere, APC/Central

3. Sunday Karimi, APC/West

KWARA

1. Senator Oyetola Ashiru, APC/South,

2. Mallam Saliu Mustapha, APC/Central

3. Senator Umar Sadiq, APC/ North

LAGOS

1. Idiat Adebule, APC/ West

2. Wasiu Eshinlokun-Sanni, APC/ Central

3. Tokunbo Abiru, APC/East

NASARAWA

1. Aliyu Ahmed Wadada, West/SDP

2. Senator Godiya Akwashiki North/SDP

3. Mohammed Ogoshi Onawo South/PDP

NIGER

1. Peter Ndalikali, PDP/South

2. Senator Sani Musa, APC/East

3. Alhaji Abubakar Sani Bello , APC/North

ONDO

1. Jimoh Ibrahim, APC/ South


2. Pastor Jide Ipinsagba, APC/North

3. Adeniyi Adegbonmire, APC/ Central

OGUN

1. Otunba Gbenga Daniel, APC/North

2. Sen. Solomon Olamilekan Adeola, APC/West

3. Shuaibu Afolabi Salisu, APC/Central

OSUN

1. Olubiyi Fadeyi, PDP/Central

2. Francis Fadahunsi, PDP/ East,

3. Adelere Oyewumi, PDP/ West

OYO

1. Yinus Akintunde, Central/APC

2. Sharafadeen Alli, South/APC

3. Fatai Buhari

PLATEAU

1. Simon Mwadkwon, PDP/North

2. (AVM) Napoleon Bali, PDP/South

SOKOTO

The three senatorial seats are inconclusive

TARABA

1. Senator Shuaibu Isa Lau, PDP/North

2. David Jimkuta, APC/South

3. Taraba Central- PDP

YOBE

1. Ahmad Lawan, APC/North

2. Ibrahim Gaidam, APC/East

3. Yobe South, inconclusive


ZAMFARA

1. Abdulaziz Yari, APC/West

raumdeuter:
A prominent Lagos son will be Japaing soon

The only member of the old guard who is more pissed than Obj (that fking stubborn upstart who refused to bend the knee or be canceled is now in aso rock!) is bode George who was jailed for two years in Tinubus lagos for contract splitting. Not even gejs pardon or is it commuting could take out the sting of that.

Live long and succeed. Always the best revenge.

Realmrsean:
you re right, but sometimes the rich started form the streets and been poor..

If you re law abiding in Nigeria.. if hunger no kill, the rich and the system of the country will kill you..

I'll rather die doing crimes in this jungle than to be law abiding and been killed by the system or hunger

I don't think anyone wey don sleep for cell before or spend some time in prison go talk like this.

Even getting close to people with such experience is enough to teach one a lesson.

People spend years, sometimes a whole lifetime, in prison on awaiting trial. The Nigerian legal system is trash.

It's good to visit hospitals and prisons. It makes one wise.

A001:

I don't think anyone wey don sleep for cell before or spend some time in prison go talk like this.

Even getting close to people with such experience is enough to teach one a lesson.

People spend years, sometimes a whole lifetime, in prison on awaiting trial. The Nigerian legal system is trash.

It's good to visit hospitals and prisons. It makes one wise.

lol, no body doing crimes doesn't have at the back of his head the consequences if he is to be caught.. that's why I said one doing crime should ensure he covers his tracks well so as not to be caught.. that's why one has brain 🧠

You don't do foolish things that will leave your footprint 👣 at ease..

And there are levels to crime..

You can't compare someone doing internet crime to someone pickpocketing in the streets or involving in thuggery..

There are levels to everything..

The only thing that is there is to know your actions and consequences that'd follow if caught and also use your head..

Realmrsean:
lol, no body doing crimes doesn't have at the back of his head the consequences if he is to be caught.. that's why I said one doing crime should ensure he covers his tracks well so as not to be caught.. that's why one has brain 🧠

You don't do foolish things that will leave your footprint 👣 at ease..

And there are levels to crime..

You can't compare someone doing internet crime to someone pickpocketing in the streets or involving in thuggery..

There are levels to everything..

The only thing that is there is to know your actions and consequences that'd follow if caught and also use your head..

Lols, I don hear. R. Kelly, Evans, and many convicted criminals would have thought this way too.

A001:

Lols, I don hear. R. Kelly, Evans, and many convicted criminals would have thought this way too.

lol, in any locked up hush puppy, there are millions others in same line of business..

Infact to some people, these convicts are their role models..

Why those r Kelly and Evans cast is because they were caught..

Thou shalt not be caught

larride:


The thing no shock you?

You have been shouting rigging rigging since but you have no proof of the rigging, rather you are asking people to start looking for their polling unit results and help you confirm if its correct.

You begin to wonder what exactly their agents were doing on election day and during collation of votes.

No coordination, nothing, just noise and vibes.

I won't be surprised if some overzealous Obidients start manufacturing result sheets from their bedrooms

Realmrsean:
lol, in any locked up hush puppy, there are millions others in same line of business..

Infact to some people, these convicts are their role models..

Why those r Kelly and Evans cast is because they were caught..

Thou shalt not be caught

This man is funny. Thou shall not be caught, and many convicted criminals didn't know this?

Anyway, it all boils down to your values and philosophy in life. Some people see accumulating wealth using any means possible as success.

Some see having a good name as success. People see success in various ways, and it is relative.

When committing a crime, it's always wise to keep it at the back of the mind that there's always the probability of being caught and jailed.

I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

They do this?

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

His PR team should be flogged and this is coming from someone whose Yoruba sounds a million times worse 😂

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

Talo megun wa

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

This one is even good

I have seen videos where he tried to say Yoruba ronu and the ronu was with a (mi-do) phonetic sound

Another one he said Eku idide to Eku Edide

A001:

They do this?

Yes, I think it started during Ambode erif I can recall correctly. They conduct Thursday sessions in Yoruba Language.

BlueRayDick:


Yes, I think it started during Ambode erif I can recall correctly. They conduct Thursday sessions in Yoruba Language.

That's interesting. Do they still do so or they've stopped?

ibkayee:

His PR team should be flogged and this is coming from someone whose Yoruba sounds a million times worse 😂

I honestly think the governorship ambition thingy is an overreach for him. He could've just picked Federal house of reps nomination form or State house of assembly form and nobody will touchlight him as much as this.

I guess he will have to manage certificate of participation

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

Lagos is a Yoruba state. If he can't speak Yoruba fluently, he has no business serving as governor of the state.

raumdeuter:


This one is even good

I have seen videos where he tried to say Yoruba ronu and the ronu was with a (mi-do) phonetic sound

Another one he said Eku idide to Eku Edide

iamoyindamola:

Talo megun wa

Honestly it's funny listening to him.trying to speak the language.

How does he even want to speak to his people like market women, artisans etc when elected? Through interpreters?

BlueRayDick:
I just watched a video of Gbadebo Rhodes-vivour addressing an audience now and I can confirm the guy is not going to be elected Lagos governor by lagosians this election or the next 🤦‍♂️

Mehn! His dad didn't do him any favours growing up. I don't know where he was raised but him p-man supposed dey speak Yoruba to him once once na, haba!

I honestly don't think Lagosians are ready to vote a governor that can't speak Yoruba like him. I mean Lagos is the first state in Nigeria where the state house of assembly conducts parliamentary sessions in Yoruba. How does he want to communicate with the citizens when he could barely speak the language? 🤷‍♂️

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYyXDQHN/

😂😂😂😂😂😂

The guy sounds like those parodies where a comedian plays a non-Yoruba person TRYING and FAILING to speak Yoruba.

So nobody in his campaign team could tell him NEVER to speak Yoruba in public. That in itself is an indictment on his own organisation (or lack thereof).

Did he grow up in the East? Here we have Roland who is Igbo but can speak ijinle proverbs but look at the “Yoruba” gubernatorial candidate damaging the language like an irate area boy. 😂

A001:

Lagos is a Yoruba state. If he can't speak Yoruba fluently, he has no business serving as governor of the state.

Exactly

afrodoc2:



😂😂😂😂😂😂

The guy sounds like those parodies where a comedian plays a non-Yoruba person TRYING and FAILING to speak Yoruba.

So nobody in his campaign team could tell him NEVER to speak Yoruba in public. That in itself is an indictment on his own organisation (or lack thereof).

Did he grow up in the East? Here we have Roland who is Igbo but can speak ijinle proverbs but look at the “Yoruba” gubernatorial candidate damaging the language like an irate area boy. 😂

More like Lateef Adedimeji trying to play the role of "Ndukwe" in his comic roles 🤣