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Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 10:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
39 goals for the season already and he still have possible 18games left to play his goal ratio is out of this world this guy we break Ronaldo champions league record in the next 4 seasons 5 Likes |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 10:24pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o π₯ Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA π€ 4 Likes |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 10:34pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Haaland substituted... (thank God) π Stats: Erling Haaland (33) has scored more Champions League goals than Arjen Robben (31), Wayne Rooney (30), Samuel Eto'o (30) and Kaka (30). 1 Like |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Numerouno94(m): 10:58pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Erling Haaland is the 3rd player in UEFA Champions League history to score 5 goals in a game after Lionel Messi in the 2011-12 Round of 16 and Luiz Adriano in the 2014-15 Group Stage. Interestingly, Pep Guardiola was also Messi's head coach in his 5-goal game. Messi the GOAT since the days of John the Baptist.π 8 Likes |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 11:28pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Very good striker But I prefer Mbappe tho |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 11:57pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
mymadam:The kind record this robot go create in the next 8years we go forget say ronaldo and messi ever exist 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Freshtruth(m): 11:58pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Polynek:oga mbappe dey for very easy league make he no try am come England o sorry go be his name |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by mymadam(m): 12:14am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Freshtruth: Hmmm... E b like so, e b like so! All the same... YNWA π 2 Likes |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by TheGreatIYANU: 2:27am On Mar 15, 2023 |
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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 7:11am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Freshtruth:What are you saying bro? If you are good you are good. Look at His performance at the world cup. Assuming Halland it still at German league, you guys will still say Halland can't perform in EPL. If league 1 is too easy while is messi not doing his magic again? Oga abeg no go dea. Both Halland and Mbappe is very good. But I choose Mbappe simple 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by elpochas: 8:01am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Freshtruth:Same talk we said Abt Halland.A good player is a good player.So you want to tell me dat if Mbappe plays in a City team he won't do well?stop dis hype Abt d Epl,the Epl you see it's a bizness league.If you know u know. 2 Likes |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Aliyu55: 8:33am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Pikin wey him father dey feed only heart and liver of bull. No be devil be dat. As money dey. Papa go buy full bull commot only heart and liver to eat na better papa and pikin be that? 1 Like |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by internationalman(m): 9:01am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Freshtruth: Una nor dey tire for all this una talk? Johan cruyff, pele, Maradona, Ronaldo De Lima, Kaka, Zidane, Baggio, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Carlos, Cafu, Madini, Bebeto, Raul, Benzema, Seedolf, Lewandoski, Iniesta, Xavi etc. Now form the list above the best 5 players of all time will definitely be chosen including Messi and CR7. Now does the fact that they didn't play in the overrated EPL make them any less of a player? If EPL has so much quality in play and in individual players, how come they don't produce Ballon D'or and FIFA The Best winners everytime or how come they don't win the Champions League and Europa League every season... If you think some league are that very easy as you guys make it seem how come CR7 is not scoring in every match in the Saudi league. Let Haaland come to Nigerian League that is so so less in quality compared to the EPL and see if our home based Imada Osehenkhoe of Bendel Insurance won't outscore him. The point is, though some players like Haaland and Mbappe are exceptionally good and gifted but at the end of the day any player is as good as the team he plays with. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 11:08am On Mar 15, 2023 |
The last time a player scored 5 goals in a UCL match was in 2012 by Lionel Messi. It was also against a German side in the RO16 2nd leg π Both teams were coached by Pep Guardiola Napoli were on fire that year. π Chelsea did an unexpected comeback that yearπ We replaced our coach mid season and were languishing in mediocrity that year. π Whereβs the final, Istanbul? Book the tickets. Chelsea fans are you thinking what am thinking 1 Like |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 12:24pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Polynek: Mbappe get footwork pass haaland |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Nobody: 12:46pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 12:47pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Autobot05: Wetin concern Haaland with footwork 1 Like |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by saxokay(m): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
internationalman: Na epl fans mumu pass |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 1:19pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
codedguy1: Because he's a footballer in the first place Comot debrunye and Bernardo Silva and watch I'm disappear in games because he nor get footwork |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by kolamilan(m): 1:30pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Polynek:Luiz Adriano was the last player to score 5 goals in 2014 season |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 1:59pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Autobot05: Don't know if this reply is tongue in cheek.... But how was he performing in Dortmund without Debruyne and Bernardo Silva? If he disappeared at Dortmund how did Man city see him to buy? |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 2:45pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Autobot05:Well maybe dax from ur own shaa. But 4 me, both Mbappe and Halland are not good in dribbles, Neymar, Hazard has more dribbles Dan Dem, Halland and Mbappe are very good goal scorers but I will always go 4 Mbappe Dax my opinion 1 Like |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:02pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Polynek: Those ones are pro dribblers ... mbappe is simply more of a footballer than haaland Haaland is an excellent goalscorer likewise mbappe but if you take scoring goals away you'll realise what I mean |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:03pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
codedguy1: What did he do in Dortmund?? |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Polynek(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Autobot05:Ookay okay now I understand what you are trying to insinuate. Well you are not far from the truth tho That's why I said prefer Mbappe Dan Halland Do you think Man-City stand a chance to win UCL Dix season? |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 6:43pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Polynek: Unless real and Bayern go out Even Chelsea is a threat to them still |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by codedguy1(m): 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Autobot05: If you didn't see what he did at Dortmund then I guess you have disappeared. |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by dostr4(m): 7:51pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
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Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Mustiboy(m): 9:32pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Polynek: Mbappe is one of the best dribblers in football with many successful 1v1 take-ons. I donβt think you know what youβre talking about. |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Autobot05: 9:52pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
codedguy1: What did he do ?? |
Re: Halaand Is Not A Human Being by Skinnydude72: 10:04pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
dostr4: sure will keep you posted. send a nairaland email so we can keep in touch |
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