Ben Chilwell:

"Me and Cucu get on so well off the pitch, so it wasn’t that difficult for us to then go and play together on the pitch."

"There’s a little group of us that play Mario Kart on away trips, on our Nintendos, and me and Cucu are in that little group, so we have a good connection."

"When we [Cucurella] then went onto the pitch and played next to each other, we were talking to each other throughout the whole game, giving each other instructions on what we both wanted from each other, and it ended up working really well."

[via @ChelseaFC]

so na wetin this boys they do , playing games

Skimpledawg:

You for go post this stuff for Assnal thread na

You understand me bah

As in Ehnnn.

I no just understand.

Leyqute:


Nice idea[b]. Let’s start contributing the money. I’ll be holding it in my account[/b].

Once e reach 200m, we’ll swoop down on Crystal palace for the hostile takeover 😎

😂😂😂😂

lateefGRDT:
support Chelsea buh try dey stay one place no dey flipflop... Moreover, how did you come about this your moniker??

long story,but the summary is,testosterone have me craving for kukunase,so my balls will put me inside problem,hence ballzproblemm .

learning the art of self-discipline ,it is a long road 😒

Agadinaagwuofe:


Having been out of competitive games for that long will affect his performance, his psychology and his physical fitness and it might take till next season to regain fully.

Very true.

9 games for April ,omo 😵

Leyqute:


Budaatum.

Make this times 10. That’s more than 310m. We’ll use the change to do repairs at Teslim Balogun. As nice guys wey we be.

That's a great idea. We might even just buy First Bank FC and put Viera in there instead since we are being nice.

budaatum:


That's a great idea. We might even just buy First Bank FC and put Viera in there instead since we are being nice.

I'm feeling bullish. Let's buy first bank himself gangan.

Leyqute:


I'm feeling bullish. Let's buy first bank himself gangan.

First Bank's net worth as of March 16, 2023 is $0.22B, which is a mere $220million. That's cheaper than Crystal Palace, so much easily achievable I suppose, though I expect the price to rise once we declare an interest. Let's say $300m, just in case we are outbid.

We will need lawyers and accountants fees too for due diligence and to pad ourselves up as credible bidders, so 400m should do it.

Leyqute, that's a plan, let's do it!

Leyqute:


Nice idea. Let’s start contributing the money. I’ll be holding it in my account.

Once e reach 200m, we’ll swoop down on Crystal palace for the hostile takeover 😎

sharp sharp

Yellow Card Risks For 2nd Leg

Chelsea: Thiago Silva, Reece James, Kalidou Koulibaly, Conor Gallagher, Mykhailo Mudryk, Kepa, Enzo Fernández.

Chelsea and England are in a dispute over Mason Mount with Chelsea pulling him out the squad - both sides eager to avoid having a row with each other.


Mason Mount was hoping to join up with England
but #CFC medics want to give him more time off to recover. (@Matt_Law_DT

just watched highlight of gusto on Twitter,I don't know man if James injury keeps up I see him becoming the back up no offense, malo gusto can even take on a player turns out he started as winger so not surprised

Ballzproblem2:
long story,but the summary is,testosterone have me craving for kukunase,so my balls will put me inside problem,hence ballzproblemm .

learning the art of self-discipline ,it is a long road 😒

Chai...Real Madrid...Let's just move on to the semifinals already...😏🙄🤣

Ballzproblem2:
just watched highlight of gusto on Twitter,I don't know man if James injury keeps up I see him becoming the back up no offense, malo gusto can even take on a player turns out he started as winger so not surprised

Man has strength like James. I think he wanted to pursue base ball abi na American football before.

The way we will breeze pass Real Madrid eeh.. E go shock them... Bring on Bayern

rooftops:

Man has strength like James. I think he wanted to pursue base ball abi na American football before.

that boy go give James tough time o, make James no relax o cause with his weekly wage (250k) the owners we expect more , unless.....

BREAKING : Chelsea insist they’ve made their final offer to Mount, Mason and his father have now sought more specialist assistance to negotiate with other clubs. (@MailSport)

if them tell me say the possibility of this guy leaving this club will come to fruition I would have told the person to shut up , please let this work out 🤞

Chelsea will play 9 games in April. ✅️

• Aston Villa (H)
• Liverpool (H)
• Wolves (A)
• Real Madrid (A)
• Brighton (A)
• Real Madrid (H)
• Man United (A)
• Brentford (H)
• Arsenal (A)

I remember the last time we had to play many games in a short period: That was under Tuchel last season, and he won most of them.

We'll see how the worst manager in Chelsea's history performs next month that's if the losses don't start coming today with Everton.

Potter on Havertz: "I think he's a confident player but he's also someone who you need to help. I can’t speak highly enough of him, to be honest. He has given everything all the time, does his absolute best, takes responsibility, and is an absolute dream to work with as a coach.""He wants to learn, wants to improve, and gives his best to the team. He deals with adversity in a sensible, mature way, and rides out the storm. Then, because of the quality he has, he gets his rewards."a

The 20 most valuable players in the world right now
1. Kylian Mbappe – €180m
2. Erling Haaland – €170m
3. Vinicius Junior – €120m
4. Jude Bellingham – €110m
5. Bukayo Saka – €110m
6. Phil Foden – €110m
7. Pedri – €110m
8. Jamal Musiala – €100m
9. Federico Valverde – €100m
10. Gavi – €90m
11. Aurelien Tchouameni – €90m
12. Harry Kane – €90m
13. Enzo Fernandez – €85m
14. Rafael Leao – €85m
15. Rodrygo – €80m
16. Declan Rice – €80m
17. Rodri – €80m
18. Dusan Vlahovic – €80m
19. Christopher Nkunku – €80m
20. Martin Odegaard – €80m
21. Bernardo Silva – €80m
22. Marcus Rashford – €80m
23. Joshua Kimmich – €80m
24. Kevin De Bruyne – €80m
Source: planetfootball

A001:
Chelsea will play 9 games in April. ✅️

• Aston Villa (H)
• Liverpool (H)
• Wolves (A)
• Real Madrid (A)
• Brighton (A)
• Real Madrid (H)
• Man United (A)
• Brentford (H)
• Arsenal (A)

I remember the last time we had to play many games in a short period: That was under Tuchel last season, and he won most of them.

We'll see how the worst manager in Chelsea's history performs next month that's if the losses don't start coming today with Everton.

Is it that u re praying for this guy too lose? Nobody is happy with his appointment but u have to grow up and accept reality. Support your club, even if Tuchel wasn't sack he no go dey there forever.

kad199:
Is it that u re praying for this guy too lose? Nobody is happy with his appointment but u have to grow up and accept reality. Support your club, even if Tuchel wasn't sack he no go dey there forever.

Mention where I told you I'm praying for him to lose in the post you quoted. Was it my prayers that made him achieve the lowest win rate in Chelsea's history?

Leyqute:

It's just one player.

Kim min JAE also. Their Korean centre back

Puntingnoob:
Kim min JAE also. Their Korean centre back

No player with that name in Napoli in the guy's post. I know he was just joking sha and was referring to Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.

A001:

No player with that name in Napoli in the guy's post. I know he was just joking sha.

Ok

Puntingnoob:
Kim min JAE also. Their Korean centre back

I can still remember that one's name. It's not hard to pronounce either. Unlike Kgjncthhvg Kuudrygvh.

A001:

No player with that name in Napoli in the guy's post. I know he was just joking sha and was referring to Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.

Yes. That's him. Khjjhgvdghg Khjhffrsafhikcdd.

budaatum:


First Bank's net worth as of March 16, 2023 is $0.22B, which is a mere $220million. That's cheaper than Crystal Palace, so much easily achievable I suppose, though I expect the price to rise once we declare an interest. Let's say $300m, just in case we are outbid.

We will need lawyers and accountants fees too for due diligence and to pad ourselves up as credible bidders, so 400m should do it.

Leyqute, that's a plan, let's do it!

After election. We'll do it. 🦾

Leyqute:


Yes. That's him. Khjjhgvdghg Khjhffrsafhikcdd.

Were

airmark, what do you think about Pep's new hairstyle?