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Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by OdogwuMoney6: 10:31am On Apr 02, 2023 |
I'm 22 years old and I've never had sex in my entire life. I've been on self service since 16 years old and to be quite frank, it's getting boring. I hardly find pleasure in that shit anymore. I'll soon be moving out of my parents house which is also one of the reasons I'm still a virgin. Another reason I remained a virgin till this day is because money was the only thing on my mind... I swore never to go into a relationship till I start making enough money because how can you be living in your parents house, parents still buying card for you, giving you money to buy clothes, feeding you,paying your school fees and you have a girlfriend? That did not seem right to me at all that is why I laugh at all these 16 yo old boys of nowadays... Not just that but also because i want any girl I'll call my girl to feel comfortable. Make I no come dey suffer myself and person pikin all in the name of "Shey you go dey with me when I no get money" Long story short, I think I am now making enough to go into a relationship, I need a girlfriend....I've been fantasising with my pillow lately about how cool it would be having my first babe how much fun we would have together, fûck like five times a day because I've gotten addicted to that shit... I need someone who love sex alot, someone who is very romantic because I am, someone who doesn't talk too much in public because talkatives disgust me,someone who gets jealous, a chronic introvert like myself who can stay indoors for a week without stress, someone who knows mathematics, she has to get medium breasts and sexy looking bumbum, moderately thick, very emotional, light skinned.... Please nairalanders, I need a girl. Red pillars abi red Pyllars, stay away from my thread I beg you in the name of God 2 Likes |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Reminderz: 10:35am On Apr 02, 2023 |
I'm so sorry for you. 4 Likes |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by OdogwuMoney6: 10:37am On Apr 02, 2023 |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by WhisperedNoise: 11:08am On Apr 02, 2023 |
Focus on other things for now. Sex is not your problem. 3 Likes |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by AfahaAbia(m): 11:12am On Apr 02, 2023 |
OdogwuMoney6: I used to think like this when I was you age @bolded. But later on after my experience I no longer want a lady who loves sex too much. 3 Likes |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Nobody: 11:12am On Apr 02, 2023 |
11:11 Leviticus11 1 Like |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by superCleanworks(m): 11:14am On Apr 02, 2023 |
OdogwuMoney6: you have wasted about one GEEPEE TANK of sperm. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 02, 2023 |
Killbillz: |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by OdogwuMoney6: 11:20am On Apr 02, 2023 |
Killbillz:you are mad |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Nobody: 11:28am On Apr 02, 2023 |
OdogwuMoney6:That's u fate in the nearest future and u just sealed it. Funny thing is u will not remember this day and therefore ur people will never find a cure for ur madness |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Rokiat(f): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2023 |
A start will be to leave the house and actually look for a girl in real Life. 1 Like |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by kelspinall(m): 12:06pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
ihe m n'ahu na umuaka nowadays agwu go m ike |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by labake1(f): 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Small children full NL. When I was at your age, I dey think how I want do my project 1 Like |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Oscarhakx: 12:12pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Diary of a chronic masturbation 1 Like |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by VeryKindHearted(m): 12:18pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
I can assure you that the OP is a woman who is opening this thread to mock men. But maybe it is a man really. But I have understood that sometimes a female opens thread to mock men who are indifferent to women as if the men are now seeking women 1 Like |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Nobody: 12:40pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Useless lowlives opening Useless Threads up and down. Wereeey Sombories. |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by FiremanX: 3:14pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Rokiat:You with ur trashy use of English. 😒 |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Autobot05: 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2023 |
Oga focus on yourself... nothing dey there Take it from someone like you |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Godspowerpro: 11:24am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Save your sperm, save your life. Deut.28vs1-4. (fruit of your body) Gen.38vs8-10 (Onan) |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by ttmax09(m): 12:30pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
I beg you with God, don't go that way. Do you think even with a girlfriend and having all the sex with her you would stop masturbating? The answer is a big No, what you need is a renewal of mind and spirit. I can help you out if only you are willing. Message me if you are willing to put an end to that. |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by BigYash: 1:05pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
You are about moving from frying pan to fire.. |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Bouncing2(m): 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
OdogwuMoney6: What exactly are you fantasizing about |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by imagrg(m): 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
You get money? You want to add to your wahala and soon go into depression. Stir clear of toto. All supposed girlfriends are now into hookup. 2 Likes |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by OdogwuMoney6: 1:52pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
Autobot05:Oga, shebi you gave gone and see sey nothing dey there? Me too I must go and check weda nothing dey there true true. |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Mystery9(m): 3:11pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
Who told you that you are still a virgin? You have been having sex up and down with demons and you are here calling yourself a virgin. If you have sense you will be seeking for way out of the shit you are in |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by ThatrealestApex: 3:22pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Autobot05: 3:22pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
OdogwuMoney6: The problem is :- You fit go make you no come back Me I don go but I get the grace to come back . Naso life be |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Blupen969(m): 3:49pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
Autobot05:Oga you no be good person i don deh notice you tay tay i swear you no be good person you be hypocrite |
Re: Please I Need A Girlfriend, Masturbation Has gotten Boring by Autobot05: 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2023 |
Blupen969:.. Ok sir What's your advice |
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