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@ Racksody, I don't know why I can't send you a PM.
My sincere heartfelt gratitude towards Francis and eyinju112 (God bless these persons who never knew me from anywhere but are so good to me😢😢) Thank you so much


I recently discovered Nairaland about a month ago, and I'm infact impressed about what I've seen so far. This could be my last ray of hope. I'm not seeking empathy, but I need help.
Please I don't know which section to put this, lemme Sha put it anywhere
Please do not mind the errors. My fingers are faster then my brain.
I am almost 30 and looking at my life so far, it seems I took an oath of allegiance to hardship so, before you judge me, I'd like you to please read thru.
This is not to allure sympathy but to show how desperate and determined I am, so I'll keep it short.
My mom got married to a polygynous man who already had 3 wives before he married my mother when she was in her early 20s. He later went on to marry 2 more women which makes his wives 6 in total.
From what is obvious, my mum had me after 22 years of pain and endurance. I was told, and I even saw briefly how she was being maltreated by my father and even her rivalries. To cut the story short, my mum is the fourth wife, The fifth wife got 2 kids who are well older than myself, but as for the 6th wife, I heard my dad married her when I was 2 years old, so I'm 4years older than her first child My dad has so many children, so much that we are being counted in dozens.

I began preliminary school when I was 3 years old, and I had a double promotion when I was in primary school; I heard I was quite brilliant. I topped the class till I got to primary 4 but dropped to the 10th position in my primary 5. I took the common entrance examination and I got admitted into one of the best government high school in the state. Okay I didn't tell you, My dad had a big farmland that we always worked on every weekend and holiday, he was quite comfortable then.

Crazy things started happening when I was in primary, he started losing his money and his properties really fast, so he could no longer cater for all and he focused his remaining wealth on the last wife and her two kids. This was when hardship became my best friend. I had to skip school many times to hustle at a garri processing plant to get a lil one or two. Then I was paid #5 to peel a full basket of cassava. I had to peel 10 full basket if I was going to go home with #50.
My mom never really had any certificate and she worked as a cleaner at a nearby clinic then. she was almost not making any money then because Whatever she earned, we spent basically on food.

I was still brilliant in my high school days that most of the times, teachers would ask me to teach my classmates during their periods and to put them to test. At JSS2 I could conceivably draw the Nigerian map, Digestive system, Respiratory System, The human skeleton and anatomy with full labellings.

When I got to SS1 I was already becoming strong, so I started work at a block industry, so , many times I skipped school to work as a "carrier" , not like a "carrier" of virus or sort. If you've ever worked at a block industry, you would know there would be an operator, a mixer and 2 carriers. As carriers, we were paid #100; #50 per person for whatever how many blocks we carried from a bag of cement which sometimes may be 60 or 65.

I was very skillful at playing football that people even used to give me monetary gifts whenever I was playing football then. I had to stop playing football because Mom kicked against it, she said a church member's son died while playing football because a ball was kicked at his chest, so, I had to stop playing football.

When I got to SS3, I had already become the controller general of truants that I missed school for 70days out of 105days of the term. I became so dull, that I blew my WAEC, I failed Chemistry, but I had other subjects. Okay, so, I had all the time to hustle.

I did 2 jobs at the same time to gather enough money to train myself thru school (My first Terrible mistake). Every day except Sunday I walked a distance that can be likened to something from Epe to Eleko junction (though it was not Lagos originally). I later stopped that work did some other stuffs before and I became a house tutor for some kids who wanted to sit for WAEC then.
As much as I was suffering, I never played with the things of God, always going to church and serving at my best capability that I even got noticed.

I later heard that the kids I tutored sat for WAEC and chewed it. That boosted my confidence so, I sat for NECO and I did well with good grades.

Okay, I sat for Jamb, I had 260 but I failed the Post UTME like I didn't even sit for it at all so, I had to deflect to a polytechnic. I had already saved enough through my rigorous hustle and fortunately enough I also worked as a food server at events during my school days.
I did pretty well in my school days. I thought academic success would bring me out of poverty, so I studied to death that I was like times 2 better than the best student on my department. I read computer science, but I couldn't afford a laptop nonetheless I would write codes on paper and those with laptops would run the code successfully without any bug. In my HND 2 , I started experiencing a kind of pain in my chest region which I really didn't take seriously.
I finished the HND program and NYSC didn't seem feasible so I started job hunting, since I couldn't lay my hands on any job, and man must eat. I had to go back to the block industry work . I did that until 2020 when the chest pain became excruciating.
I had a lil money saved up, so I went to a general hospital. It took a whole week before I could see a doctor, he asked me to go for a scan which I did. Then he said I had a "rib crack" , that I should at all costs avoid anything heavy again lest I'd worsen my health.
That was more than a bad news for me, how was I going to survive was the question I was thinking of. Alright so, I got int introduced to GNLD which later went on to become "Neolife". If anyone ever worked with Neolife, there is something called "E sorté Alu-money-é ".
While on this "E sorté Alu-money-é" adventure ,of how many people I met, I met a particular Yahoo guy in his car who offered to teach me his like of business, gave me his number and by this time I had already forgotten how to write a simple "Hello World" in any programming language.
I finally got a Job of #30k per month, to me, this was a great deal . Though my TFare, every month is #15k, so here is what I did. I would leave home very early to walk half the distance which was 30 mins amidst banana plantation so as to rwduce my TFare to #5,000 . I sent #5k to my mom every month and I saved #10k every month. I had to go hungry to meet up with the #10k.
Sooner my boss started to pick interest in me because he thought I was brilliant and he soon increased my salary to #40k.
I had saved close to #250k until when I was diagnosed with an ailment, with Which I would be needing millions of Naira to treat. It was like a "movie', I swear to God, I thought people only have that kind of sickness in movies, I never knew people do have it in real life.

All I had was #250k , and since we were all brought up as Christians to believe in the healing power of Jesus, I said to myself , I've been studying the Bible since all these days and I've tried as much as possible to avoid intentional sins, I'm sure His would heal me because I am a chosen generation, a peculiar person , called forth to show his glory. I downloaded almost all the healing messages in this world, from Oral Roberts to Smith Wigglesworth, Kenneth Hagin, Kenneth Copeland, Bishop David Oyedepo, Daddy Adeboye, Rev. Chris Oyakhilome,Apst. Joshua Selman.

and I fasted for good four months straight with vigils every night, 4hours prayer during the day and 30mins praise everyday. for a whole day I kept giving thanks,
and during the time that I was not praying, I was listening to those sermons
I withdrew all my savings, sold every tangible thing that I had, tied the sickness with it and I sowed them all together as a seed into a church. I was really desperate to live, I'm the only one my mom has, If I died today , it would be a waste bringing me into this world to begin with. She went thru a lot to have me, I heard she spent days on mountains of prayers before I was born.

After my rigorous spiritual exercise. A week after, I went back to the hospital. By now I was sure that I had been healed, so I just went there to shame the devil but to my disappointment. The situation had already worsen . I had already lost my job and I've sowed all my savings, feeding was extremely difficult. I am one person who really don't know how to beg, since I was young whenever I begged my dad for anything , he would always say "No". That made me realise that begging for anything in life is a "no", "no". Bros as I type this, I swr to whoever the God out there is, I ate grass, I went thru hell, those of you who have garri to drink do not even know that you are special. For one week on a roll I was desperately hoping to see #100 to buy garri and "kulikuli" but it never came.

Finally I was mobilised for service last year after 4months of first hand and class hardship. I was happy because I'd be able to send something to my mom again. Okay, so, I had the intention of going back to Tech, which obviously I'm way behind putting my age into consideration.
Now here is the issue, on the 25th of December , I started feeling an excruciating pain in my lower abdomen. The pain was so intense, and since all corps member have access to HMO, I decided to visit the HMO to know what's up. Well long story short, my time is up. I have just 6-18months to live. Well, that's not the problem, to be real, I'm sincerely tired, I think I've tried my best.
The problem is my mom was diagnosed with High Blood Pressure last month, she collapsed while in church and she was rushed to the hospital by members. She has been about hospital twice this month. That woman doesn't deserve that kinna end, I need to put her in the right path of life before I leave. The problem is I do not have much time in my hands, I must dedicate at least 1year to tech before I can start making any money from it, there is no assurance of any good paying job after NYSC that can fetch me the amount of money she needs for a good life after my demise. So I need something that can fetch me reasonable amount of money in

six month. So I thought about it. The only way out is Yahoo. The Yahoo I had the privilege to learn so easily 10years ago is the only thing that can save me now. As much as we are in my family, no one is really that successful, everybody is still hungry, apparently there is no one to run to for help.
When I saw someone send $111,000 to a girl on OnlyFans just for a video of her playing with herself, I'm deeply convinced in me that, since they can't put their money to good use, Yahoos are helping them by taking from them what they would have wasted to begin with.
Why not pray? I'm sorry, I can't pray again, I've probably prayed and fasted more than 20people joined together, as it is, I've lost belief in any spirituality, whether God or Satan of anything, I just don't have the energy for that anymore. Whether there is God or not, I honestly don't know, but I'm sure if there is, he probably doesn't remember he made someone like me or he just doesn't like me much, maybe because I'm not that good to look at, maybe I'm my own God.
Why not beg? Everyone is going thru one or two, how much can I possibly earn from begging that can make my mom's life easy??
Why not give your mom a grandson before you leave? Well, I cannot our someone's daughter into a life of misery knowing fully well that I may not even get to see the kid. I am very dark , so dark that I stain a white material plus I'm very short, no woman would even want me, so I avoid them too.

So please I beg you, you will not die in Vain, come and teach me Yahoo, please teach me Yahoo, I can also push drugs, I can do anything, lemme just treat my mom and put her in the right way of life. Anything you want me to do, I'll do, please just teach me this Yahoo. I'm sorry if this post is offensive, I just don't know what to do.
Please do not mind the errors, my eyesight is also blurry as I type this.
Please here is my Gmail ' smileberry50@gmail.com. I grab things very quickly, we may not even need to talk on WhatsApp

May God locate you. He can still turn things around for you bro.

See speesh...Lonnng but I finish am.

GOODMORNING

Which state are you living?

ofor1:
May God locate you. He can still turn things around for you bro.

Well I have just 6-12 months

OloYeOfEgbE:
See speesh...Lonnng but I finish am.

GOODMORNING

Good morning sir

MisteerConcord:
Which state are you living?

Ondo State at the moment sir, but I'll soon return to Ibadan

U have served God all ur life... now that u are closer to seeing him, u want to allow the devil to win u ahead of God with months to go... The devil has planted the idea of sin just b4 u depart this world so he can win u... u hv suffered enough on earth, don't worsen it by going to hell as well ... ur mom will be fine regardless

What exactly is the health challenge?

Tell us what it is,u simply don't know who might help u out.

Meaning, problem shared is half solved. What exactly is the health challenge?

There are a lot of health professionals on Nairaland, both traditional and conventional, who may have an easy medium for healing.

I practically shed tears reading this story. May God bring a total restoration and turnaround your way as soon as possible.

I actually feel your pain bro. Life is not fair but we all come and go. Nobody ever comes out alive. Wish you the very best!

AliEzeOlu:
Meaning, problem shared is half solved. What exactly is the health challenge?

There are a lot of health professionals on Nairaland, both traditional and conventional, who may have an easy medium for healing.

I practically shed tears reading this story. May God bring a total restoration and turnaround your way as soon as possible.

From what he wrote up there I think the damage has already been done. Niggar might not survive it just the plain truth. From a chest pain to crack on the rib before it degenerated to vital part of his body with pain in the abdomen and a professional doctor telling him he has between 6 months to a year max to live. It's obvious the damage is beyond repair and his health is fast deteriorating. Except by miracle brotherly has deadline!

Meaning:

Well I have just 6-12 months

To live?

Beverlyjean:
Y have served God all ur life... now that u are closer to seeing him, u want to allow the devil to win u ahead of God with months to go... The devil has planted the idea of sin just b4 u depart this world so he can win u... u hv suffered enough on earth, don't worsen it by going to hell as well ... ur mom will be fine regardless

I'm sorry ma, but these kind talks no dey enter my ears again.

ibechris:
What exactly is the health challenge?
Tell us what it is,u simply don't know who might help u out.

Honestly speaking, it's not what anybody can help out. Plus I'm tired self, I think I've had my own share of life

AliEzeOlu:
Meaning, problem shared is half solved. What exactly is the health challenge?

There are a lot of health professionals on Nairaland, both traditional and conventional, who may have an easy medium for healing.

I practically shed tears reading this story. May God bring a total restoration and turnaround your way as soon as possible.

Even if anybody can help, it is probably too late by now. I'm just holding on until I'm able to do something grand for my mom. I'm already too tired

joe4christ:
I actually feel your pain bro. Life is not fair but we all come and go. Nobody ever comes out alive. Wish you the very best!

That's it .

joe4christ:


From what he wrote up there I think the damage has already been done. Niggar might not survive it just the plain truth. From a chest pain to crack on the rib before it degenerated to vital part of his body with pain in the abdomen and a professional doctor telling him he has between 6 months to a year max to live. It's obvious the damage is beyond repair and his health is fast deteriorating. Except by miracle brotherly has deadline!

I'm not even scared of death, but the person I'm living behind is my great concern

ghettochild4u:

To live?

Yes sir

Meaning:
six month. So I thought about it. The only way out is Yahoo. The Yahoo I had the privilege to learn so easily 10years ago is the only thing that can save me now. As much as we are in my family, no one is really that successful, everybody is still hungry, apparently there is no one to run to for help.
When I saw someone send $111,000 to a girl on OnlyFans just for a video of her playing with herself, I'm deeply convinced in me that, since they can't put their money to good use, Yahoos are helping them by taking from them what they would have wasted to begin with.
Why not pray? I'm sorry, I can't pray again, I've probably prayed and fasted more than 20people joined together, as it is, I've lost belief in any spirituality, whether God or Satan of anything, I just don't have the energy for that anymore. Whether there is God or not, I honestly don't know, but I'm sure if there is, he probably doesn't remember he made someone like me or he just doesn't like me much, maybe because I'm not that good to look at, maybe I'm my own God.
Why not beg? Everyone is going thru one or two, how much can I possibly earn from begging that can make my mom's life easy??
Why not give your mom a grandson before you leave? Well, I cannot our someone's daughter into a life of misery knowing fully well that I may not even get to see the kid. I am very dark , so dark that I stain a white material plus I'm very short, no woman would even want me, so I avoid them too.

So please I beg you, you will not die in Vain, come and teach me Yahoo, please teach me Yahoo, I can also push drugs, I can do anything, lemme just treat my mom and put her in the right way of life. Anything you want me to do, I'll do, please just teach me this Yahoo. I'm sorry if this post is offensive, I just don't know what to do.
Please do not mind the errors, my eyesight is also blurry as I type this.
Please here is my Gmail ' smileberry50@gmail.com. I grab things very quickly, we may not even need to talk on WhatsApp

In Ur long epistle . You said the Dr said you have 6 to 18 months to live.
Now if I teach u Yahoo shey na for heaven info dey bill client. You sef think about it.
Since you are dying soon my brother , what you need is money ritual.
No tell JuJu man say u go die soon oo.. this way you will carry the gods on handicap/goal goal

So sorry dear, 😭😭😭
So sorry.... life is war, life is painful,
And just everything we do revolves around money.....

I am also in dying need of cash, nobody available to help......
The struggles everyday, it's not easy

If you can go to any church, and ask for help, maybe something will come out....
But if it's gods will for you to find rest, The Lord be praised...
This world, this life is tiring.....

It's not easy

Lvgirl:





In Ur long epistle . You said the Dr said you have 6 to 18 months to live.
Now if I teach u Yahoo shey na for heaven info dey bill client. You sef think about it.
Since you are dying soon my brother , what you need is money ritual.
No tell JuJu man say u go die soon oo.. this way you will carry the gods on handicap/goal goal

But I heard they usually cash out within 6 - 12 months or was I wrongly informed.
As for the ritualism stuff, what if the baba said I should bring the person I love the most, which definitely is my mom.
And by the way, I'm not sure I believe in anything spiritual anymore

MONEY247:
So sorry dear, 😭😭😭
So sorry.... life is war, life is painful,
And just everything we do revolves around money.....

I am also in dying need of cash, nobody available to help......
The struggles everyday, it's not easy

If you can go to any church, and ask for help, maybe something will come out....
But if it's gods will for you to find rest, The Lord be praised...
This world, this life is tiring.....

It's not easy

Which church I never go? Which mountain I never climb? Which prayer I never pray? I don't think there is anything out there watching over us

Omoh… I just open mouth waaaah

Meaning:

But I heard they usually cash out within 6 - 12 months or was I wrongly informed.
As for the ritualism stuff, what if the baba said I should bring the person I love the most, which definitely is my mom.
And by the way, I'm not sure I believe in anything spiritual anymore

I must confess,i am down after going through this epistle of yours. Nonetheless,there's hope young man. All you're passing through in life is to build you and make you a better person who would be able to help people in the nearest future.
I want to assure you that you're not going to die and all wìll be well soon.
Please,i know you're in a desperate and tight corner,never engage in yahoo.
Whether you believe it or not,you will see the glory of God.
What's was the drug/medication prescribed by the so called medical experts? Perhaps someone on this platform can help out or better still i may consult my medical expert pal on what to do.
Please,how can i reach you privately?
Put yourself together and see what is gonna happen positively to you.
As for your dear mum,high blood pressure can be controlled,all she needs is to be sentisized on what to do.
I await your response on how to reach you.

Meaning:

Well I have just 6-12 months

Scam? Let d dead buries dead... Carry ur cross/crosses(don't play a cross...),etc;& follows, or & continues 2 FOLLOW GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... Don't be so shallow..., or don't be such a shallow yellow fellow,etc; because u don't know/don't av wat 2swallow... Don't wallow in sorrow, or with sorrows,etc; wen u can b in D HOLLOW OF GODS&OF D LORD JESUS CHRIST PALMS... Allow GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST, ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... Wait with faith,dance away ur sorrows,etc; while u allows GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... U won't borrow/u won't av 2 borrow(or take a loan,etc),etc; with GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST..., wen u are in D HOLLOW OF GOD& LORD JESUS PALMS, &wen GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST TAKES AWAY ur "sorrows"... Don't do&don't say nonsense, "get sense",etc; 2 av access/D ACCESS,etc; 2D PRESENCE OF D OMNIPRESENCE, ETC; WHO ARE GOD&JESUS-DAT CAN/WUD GRANTS/GIVES u access 2 excess or excesses... Read...Bible...Genesis...

Meaning:

I'm sorry ma, but these kind talks no dey enter my ears again.

Practically, logically, "BIBLICALLY",pragmatically,scientifically?,etc; ur story/stories, isn't believable let alone reliable&adorable... But, nothing is most adorable,honourable, reliable,believable, acceptable,etc; THAN GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... By d way, u can't be so ugly,etc; dat u won't want/b able 2 hold a Tphone conversation, gives ur whatsapp informations&or declarations,etc; 2 pple who may wants 2helps u... Don't be so naive,unbelievable, incredible,&gullible,etc...U can or shud b valuable&tangible... U&ur stories,etc; sounds/are sounding like some gullibles "nobles"from Grenoble, or lyk d gullibles from Grenoble(who are calling demselves nobles),etc; dat wants 2...troubles... Seems u aren't affable/humble...,etc? Is dat because are using/wearing goggle...? U probably av...,or don't need a preamble...? Dis...trouble dat erupts, wen pple who don't av quadruple of apple&P'apple bcoms couples...

Lifeangel:
I must confess,i am down after going through this epistle of yours. Nonetheless,there's hope young man. All you're passing through in life is to build you and make you a better person who would be able to help people in the nearest future.
I want to assure you that you're not going to die and all wìll be well soon.
Please,i know you're in a desperate and tight corner,never engage in yahoo.
Whether you believe it or not,you will see the glory of God.
What's was the drug/medication prescribed by the so called medical experts? Perhaps someone on this platform can help out or better still i may consult my medical expert pal on what to do.
Please,how can i reach you privately?
Put yourself together and see what is gonna happen positively to you.
As for your dear mum,high blood pressure can be controlled,all she needs is to be sentisized on what to do.
I await your response on how to reach you.

Thank you so much, I know you are sincerely concerned about me. I used to be in the outreach department myself and there is probably nothing you want to tell me in christiandom that I do not know or have not tried. If it is anything about God or religion? I'm sorry, I'll have to politely decline. That is what spoilt my life to this extent. I don't have any more energy left to travel that path

Emmanuel30a:
Scam? Let d dead buries dead... Carry ur cross/crosses(don't play a cross...),etc;& follows, or & continues 2 FOLLOW GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... Don't be so shallow..., or don't be such a shallow yellow fellow,etc; because u don't know/don't av wat 2swallow... Don't wallow in sorrow, or with sorrows,etc; wen u can b in D HOLLOW OF GODS&OF D LORD JESUS CHRIST PALMS... Allow GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST, ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... Wait with faith,dance away ur sorrows,etc; while u allows GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST,ETC; 2takes away ur sorrow... U won't borrow/u won't av 2 borrow(or take a loan,etc),etc; with GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST..., wen u are in D HOLLOW OF GOD& LORD JESUS PALMS, &wen GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST TAKES AWAY ur "sorrows"... Don't do&don't say nonsense, "get sense",etc; 2 av access/D ACCESS,etc; 2D PRESENCE OF D OMNIPRESENCE, ETC; WHO ARE GOD&JESUS-DAT CAN/WUD GRANTS/GIVES u access 2 excess or excesses... Read...Bible...Genesis...

I don't quite understand