Emmanuel30a:
Practically, logically, "BIBLICALLY",pragmatically,scientifically?,etc; ur story/stories, isn't believable let alone reliable&adorable... But, nothing is most adorable,honourable, reliable,believable, acceptable,etc; THAN GOD& LORD JESUS CHRIST... By d way, u can't be so ugly,etc; dat u won't want/b able 2 hold a Tphone conversation, gives ur whatsapp informations&or declarations,etc; 2 pple who may wants 2helps u... Don't be so naive,unbelievable, incredible,&gullible,etc...U can or shud b valuable&tangible... U&ur stories,etc; sounds/are sounding like some gullibles "nobles"from Grenoble, or lyk d gullibles from Grenoble(who are calling demselves nobles),etc; dat wants 2...troubles... Seems u aren't affable/humble...,etc? Is dat because are using/wearing goggle...? U probably av...,or don't need a preamble...? Dis...trouble dat erupts, wen pple who don't av quadruple of apple&P'apple bcoms couples...

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Even if anybody can help, it is probably too late by now. I'm just holding on until I'm able to do something grand for my mom. I'm already too tired

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But I heard they usually cash out within 6 - 12 months or was I wrongly informed.
As for the ritualism stuff, what if the baba said I should bring the person I love the most, which definitely is my mom.
And by the way, I'm not sure I believe in anything spiritual anymore

CarlosTheJackal:
Two things you refused to do here

The ailment that you are afflicted with that wants to kill you

Another is that your private details are being held tightly and the sob story looks 😏😏😏😏

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Well I have just 6-12 months

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Which church I never go? Which mountain I never climb? Which prayer I never pray? I don't think there is anything out there watching over us

Gaspardd:
Nobodies dies.... Birth is a death to the baby in the womb, while death is a new birth when the body can no longer function. So rejoice my brother.
Instead of focusing on ur mum, focus on ur new journey ahead. Your mum is in safe hands. She will soon be free too.

Lvgirl:

My brother spiritual help doesn't mean you wil bring the person u love as u watch it in movies. It's not so. It's just things dey do for u to enhance progress
You are a core novice

iyke484real:
You are taking this too far...brotherly.

most of us are passing through similar or even worse situations yet we are not giving up, we keep pushing further as we believe in God for a better day ahead...

In as much as I like to applaud you for your doggedness, tenacity and resiliency as you struggles for survival, I also would love to call your attention or make an observation on something...

You need to know that life is not a bed of roses, the great 2pac Shakur was trying to explain this in his legendary line "me against the world". He was basically explaining what it feels like struggling for survival... especially for some of us who, should I say; weren't lucky enough to had come to this world with silver spoons in our mouths.... I know it's really hard for you but I want to encourage you to hold on a little more, don't give up yet bro. Keep believing in God he is your best plug in times like this... don't be deceived , there is God (a supreme being who answers prayer). I am a living testimony....

You are almost at the end of the tunnel...I encourage you to hold on a little more and believe in God for a permanent solution to all what you are passing through.

CarlosTheJackal:
Two things you refused to do here

The ailment that you are afflicted with that wants to kill you

Another is that your private details are being held tightly and the sob story looks 😏😏😏😏

frozen70:


Even if you have 24hrs to live,
What exactly is wrong with your health

You were specific about your mums health condition, so why are you keeping your health condition secret

Your story is touching, but how can one help in a situation where you are reserving some vital information about you

You mentioned EFCC, why should they come for you when you are just telling us about your life history, is life history now a financial crime

Anyway post your medical report here if you have any

Drop your phone number here if you are real

Drop your mum phone number here for us to reach both of you

We need to be very sure that your claims are real, then before one can request for your account details

Scamming is another soft yahoo

I believe your story's but I need prove to be very sure of all you said

Even if you have few months left as you claim by your Doctor, let us still touch your life

People are here and willing to assist you

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I'm deeply ashamed of the ones I shared and I'm even wary because anyone who knows me face to face might connect the puzzle

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I'm deeply ashamed of the ones I shared and I'm even wary because anyone who knows me face to face might connect the puzzle

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Thank you so much ma, I appreciate that you are really concerned about me. If I really wanted to solicit for funds, I would have gone on a radio broadcast, or on Facebook or on any of the other social media where I can easily post all documents for verification.

Probably you were not from a house of polygamy. Everyone is looking for everyone's mistake to tear everyone down. If my half siblings knew I'm begging for help, there is no way the step moms won't know.

Do you want them to tell my mom she gave birth to just a child only for him to become a beggar?

I don't know how old you are, but if you were a mother yourself and someone says that to you, will it make you feel honoured? There is no honour among beggars. This is a faceless forum, no one knows, I could actually be your next door neighbor, or an old school timer. Let's reverse the case, if you were in my shoes, which you can never be. Is death not better than disgrace and shame?

I'm sorry ma but I'd like you to remember that, I might have been thru alot, but there are people who are having it worse than me, of course I can't be the most unfortunate.

Nowhere have I ever said anything in this message that I was looking for anyone to send me money.
If you gave me the money, what would I give to you in return? Or how will I work for the money you want to give me? Or how can I repay you? Obviously there is no way.

Would I just ask people to give me money without working or selling stuffs to them? To me it seems like stealing.

I heard Yahoo boys are always willing to teach other people, and they don't discriminate. I knew what I was looking for, and that's the only thing I'm focused on.

You also wanted me to drop my mum's phone number. Ewo! E je kin rora ma ba kadara mi lo bai

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All I had was #250k , and since we were all brought up as Christians to believe in the healing power of Jesus, I said to myself , I've been studying the Bible since all these days and I've tried as much as possible to avoid intentional sins, I'm sure His would heal me because I am a chosen generation, a peculiar person , called forth to show his glory. I downloaded almost all the healing messages in this world, from Oral Roberts to Smith Wigglesworth, Kenneth Hagin, Kenneth Copeland, Bishop David Oyedepo, Daddy Adeboye, Rev. Chris Oyakhilome,Apst. Joshua Selman.

and I fasted for good four months straight with vigils every night, 4hours prayer during the day and 30mins praise everyday. for a whole day I kept giving thanks,
and during the time that I was not praying, I was listening to those sermons
I withdrew all my savings, sold every tangible thing that I had, tied the sickness with it and I sowed them all together as a seed into a church. I was really desperate to live, I'm the only one my mom has, If I died today , it would be a waste bringing me into this world to begin with. She went thru a lot to have me, I heard she spent days on mountains of prayers before I was born.

After my rigorous spiritual exercise. A week after, I went back to the hospital. By now I was sure that I had been healed, so I just went there to shame the devil but to my disappointment. The situation had already worsen . I had already lost my job and I've sowed all my savings, feeding was extremely difficult. I am one person who really don't know how to beg, since I was young whenever I begged my dad for anything , he would always say "No". That made me realise that begging for anything in life is a "no", "no". Bros as I type this, I swr to whoever the God out there is, I ate grass, I went thru hell, those of you who have garri to drink do not even know that you are special. For one week on a roll I was desperately hoping to see #100 to buy garri and "kulikuli" but it never came.

Finally I was mobilised for service last year after 4months of first hand and class hardship. I was happy because I'd be able to send something to my mom again. Okay, so, I had the intention of going back to Tech, which obviously I'm way behind putting my age into consideration.
Now here is the issue, on the 25th of December , I started feeling an excruciating pain in my lower abdomen. The pain was so intense, and since all corps member have access to HMO, I decided to visit the HMO to know what's up. Well long story short, my time is up. I have just 6-18months to live. Well, that's not the problem, to be real, I'm sincerely tired, I think I've tried my best.
The problem is my mom was diagnosed with High Blood Pressure last month, she collapsed while in church and she was rushed to the hospital by members. She has been about hospital twice this month. That woman doesn't deserve that kinna end, I need to put her in the right path of life before I leave. The problem is I do not have much time in my hands, I must dedicate at least 1year to tech before I can start making any money from it, there is no assurance of any good paying job after NYSC that can fetch me the amount of money she needs for a good life after my demise. So I need something that can fetch me reasonable amount of money in

ofor1:
May God locate you. He can still turn things around for you bro.

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Which church I never go? Which mountain I never climb? Which prayer I never pray? I don't think there is anything out there watching over us

ChybuzzDD:


Where do you guys see this God??

There are millions of people in Nigeria and the rest of the world going through this level of suffering this guy is experiencing, who are equally calling on God, praying, fasting and sowing seeds, all to no avail!

When you really need a miracle in your life and take practical steps to achieve it, just like this guy did, you'll realise that you're actually alone.

This is 21st century and we need to start asking questions.

That we were taught something by those that came before us doesn't mean it must be true.

If God really exists, then it's high time he started making his presence felt here on earth. The things written on the various holy books are no longer enough justification of his existence. New evidences are needed, and we need to have the courage to ask for them.
Unfortunately, i doubt if we'll ever do.

2mNaira:



Please read the modified version of my last post before you read this



Okay, away from Bible and faith and God, let's anlayze your decision to do Yahoo Yahoo.

First, Yahoo Yahoo is not exactly a get rich quick scheme as most people see it. After learning how to scam with Yahoo Yahoo, you often have to "work hard" trying to get clients to pay for possibly a reasonable period of time. If you notice, one Yahoo Yahoo guy opt there hinted at the fact that, even if you learn Yahoo Yahoo, you may still not live long enough to get your first client which would supposedly help you take care of your mother. If you doubt this, create a new thread targeted at Yahoo Yahoo practitioners. Give them the background story of why you have chosen to learn Yahoo Yahoo. Then ask them how long it took each of them to get a catch and how long it took them to get a big catch. It is because it is no longer easy to get "Clients" to pay that is why many have started going into Yahoo plus. So, considering how much time you have left to live, Yahoo Yahoo is not your best bet. You may want to consider Yahoo Yahoo plus instead.

If you choose to go into Yahoo plus instead. You have to do some form of ritual. The most common one that we have been hearing of is using girls' pant. To get a girl whose pant you must use, you need to attract one. Usually Yahoo boys use money to attract girls, but now you don't have money. Some boys use good looks to attract girls, again, you don't have good looks. So, what will you use to attract girls. Nothing. Generally to do Yahoo plus whether using girls pant or some other approach. You need money. So, similarly, Yahoo plus is not a good choice for you. You may want to consider money ritual instead.

To do money ritual you don't really need money. You more importantly have to use some else or yourself. If you decide to use someone else, your mother seem like the most likely options, but you don't want that. You are, in fact, doing it for your mother. So, what if you use yourself, you may have a never ending disease or never healing wound or loss of your manhood or similar thing. There is two possible problem here: one you may be given a time duration for which you will be alive to spend your money. Which is supposed to be two years or something in that range. The problem is that demons will inform the babalawo that you don't really have much time to live and so being the evil that they are they are likely to give you two weeks instead. That means you will be stupendously rich for two weeks. You may feel that that is good enough for you and that you will definitely be able to ensure your mother lives in luxury for the rest of her life even after your death. But there is one problem: all juju have do's and don't's. Of you do any of the don't's the juju will stop working. In case of money ritual, you will become poorer than you were before doit the ritual. If one of the don't's of the ritual, as is commonly is, is never spent even the tiniest Kobo on your relatives or loved ones, then your mission would have failed. You won't be able to help your mother. So, again, money ritual is not your best bet.

So, is your best bet? God - faith in God. So, what should you do? Get your spiritual life back in shape. Get back to reading your Bible and praying. Get back to trusting God and exercising your faith in God. But don't try to exercise big faith. Discern the current level of your faith and function with that small faith.

1. You can pray and trust God to raise someone to take care of your mother after your death. With this you can die in peace believing that your mother will be taken care of. This requires very small faith.
2. You can pray and trust God to raise some one to start taking care of your mother before your death. You can create a thread for that asking for help. But do not do it with seeing that thread as your only hope, rather believing that God will work through it. God can choose to work through it and he might not. Just do that and any other similar thing that you can think of trusting that God will work through them(He may use others means you are not expecting instead though) . Some people may call you scammer, Yahoo Yahoo boy or similar names because of that thread, don't let it get to you.This will also take very little faith, but one bigger than the former.
3 You can pray and trust God to raise someone to take care of your mum and also help you to stay alive for longer For this you can do the earlier thing I said, but, in addition, open up to people about your ailment, trusting God to bring someone your way who will have the knowledge, skill, expertise or connection needed to help you stay alive for longer. The person could be a physician or someone that can connect you with the appropriate physician.
This would still require small faith.
4 You can pray and trust God to raise someone to take care of your mum and also heal you. For this you can do the earlier thing I said, but, in addition, open up to people about your ailment, trusting God to bring someone your way who will have the knowledge, skill, expertise or connection needed to bring you healing. The person could be a physician or someone that can connect you with the appropriate physician.
This would still require small faith.
5. You can pray and trust God to heal you through the approach mentioned above and that he bless you with a good job to take care of your mother by yourself. This will require small but bigger faith.

And on and on like that.

I hope this helps you.

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Which church I never go? Which mountain I never climb? Which prayer I never pray? I don't think there is anything out there watching over us

FRANCISTOWN:


Stop that shit bro! The God that didn't show up in his life for almost 30 years will suddenly show up right.
You guys don't know what once someone loses their faith, it can never be gotten back

2mNaira:



One more thing. You will definitely, most definitely not die because I am interceding and supplicating for you. I am guranteeing you a miraculous healing. I am guranteeing you gradual heeling until full recovery. You will definitely not die. The issue with you is that you don't understand how to pray. God has your condition and situation covered because he Working for you through me.Just relax and get back into relationship with God even if it is gradually.

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Thank you so much ma, I appreciate that you are really concerned about me. If I really wanted to solicit for funds, I would have gone on a radio broadcast, or on Facebook or on any of the other social media where I can easily post all documents for verification.

Probably you were not from a house of polygamy. Everyone is looking for everyone's mistake to tear everyone down. If my half siblings knew I'm begging for help, there is no way the step moms won't know.

Do you want them to tell my mom she gave birth to just a child only for him to become a beggar?

I don't know how old you are, but if you were a mother yourself and someone says that to you, will it make you feel honoured? There is no honour among beggars. This is a faceless forum, no one knows, I could actually be your next door neighbor, or an old school timer. Let's reverse the case, if you were in my shoes, which you can never be. Is death not better than disgrace and shame?

I'm sorry ma but I'd like you to remember that, I might have been thru alot, but there are people who are having it worse than me, of course I can't be the most unfortunate.

Nowhere have I ever said anything in this message that I was looking for anyone to send me money.
If you gave me the money, what would I give to you in return? Or how will I work for the money you want to give me? Or how can I repay you? Obviously there is no way.

Would I just ask people to give me money without working or selling stuffs to them? To me it seems like stealing.

I heard Yahoo boys are always willing to teach other people, and they don't discriminate. I knew what I was looking for, and that's the only thing I'm focused on.

You also wanted me to drop my mum's phone number. Ewo! E je kin rora ma ba kadara mi lo bai

FRANCISTOWN:
Man! I was already covered in sweat before I ended reading your story.
Bro! Some of us are very lucky in life I must say, if I had been thru half 'the shit you 'been thru bro, I fit don craze by now so, I may not really understand how you feel.

The most painful part of your story was where you said you sowed a seed of #250k into some churches so that God could heal you miraculously.

I'm sorry to break it out to you my brother, but there is no God anywhere that answers prayer. Think about it, if after you've prayed this much and sought your God this much and yet you couldn't catch his attention then it could only mean 4 things:

1. Either there is no God
2. There is God but he doesn't have the power to help therefore not omnipotent
3. He has the power to help but he doesn't give a bleep therefore not Omnibenevolent
4. He is busy with other people therefore not Omnipresent.

I read some dumbass people who were giving you some dimwit comments like "don't allow the devil to win you over. " So, I asked myself, if you really did all of that to get God's attention but you ended up getting the devil's attention then, anyone with at all half a fish brain should know that the devil cares about you more than the so called God.
By the way, there is no Devil anywhere the same way there is no God anywhere. At least you've seen it for yourself.

Religion spoilt your life, the God's ideology spoilt your life. If you had invested all the time you spent doing God's shit in other productive stuffs, your life wouldn't be as spoilt as this.

Though you didn't mention this , but seems like the marathon fasting worsen your health condition. You see, the Christians on this forum won't do shit. They'd rather they offer you one stupid faith ass shit that you've tried for almost 30years of your life that didn't work. They love acting like they see their imaginary sky-daddy on a steady.

You see, no one will save you. No God will save you.
@ Jaephoenix , the enjoyer of white wine, this is the same thing I was telling DtruthSpeaker and Kobojunkie in one of my threads.

@OP you see in Luke 4:25-> According to the Bible, fictitious Jesus himself speaking said
"“Listen to me: it is true that there were many widows in Israel during the time of Elijah, when there was no rain for 3.5 years and a severe famine spread throughout the whole land. Yet Elijah was not sent to anyone in Israel, but only to a widow living in Zarephath in the territory of Sidon. And there were many people suffering from a dreaded skin disease who lived in Israel during the time of the prophet Elisha; yet not one of them was healed, but only Naaman the Syrian.”

Using the above bible verses' excerpt, know that not everyone will support you or even believe you, and it's not their fault. There have been to many fabricated stories like this just to get funds.
Don't get me wrong, there are Billionaires on NL, Otedola, Dangote, Abu Abel, Mr Eazi, Adenuga, General_vibez and all could be on this forum and they could be not. Even if they came across your story, they might not be moved to help. That's how life is

There was a thread I came across some months back, a guy posted that he was about to commit suicide as life was too difficult for him. Many people entered the thread, bashed him and called him fake, cheap scammer and all sorts, some told him to Bleep off that life isn't fair. Months later, the same guy created another thread and mentioned how he was saved by just was it #7,000 or #9,000.
I really can't remember the exact amount. But the guy said someone or maybe 2 people from NL sent him that money and that was what stopped him from commiting suicide. Imagine how happy those people would have been for saving a person's life.

That's why atheism is the best mental positioning. You can't tell someone who had not eating for days that God loves him and start quoting some stupid bible verses. We've got to eat in these streets, and that's why atheism will offer a real life help because they know those nonsense don't work shit.
By the way, please reconsider going into fraudulent activities.

You do not see the reason in living because you've not enjoyed life, enjoyment starts with eating good food.

I'll send you a PM immediately I submit this comment, let's see what we can do to help from there first. I understand that some people are so uncomfortable with receiving help from people. I have a mandem like that so see it like you did not beg for it, I'm the one who wants to do it for free.
So stand tall bro.

LuQuLuQu:


My friend you are suffering from mental pride. You are sick and dying, you are soliciting for funds to help your mother before you die, yet you are too proud to beg and can't disclose the so called illness. Either you're a scammer or you are just one of the dimwits on Nairaland
Abeg go and die in peace and leave us the Bleep alone with your fake sob story

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Yes sir