When I almost killed my sister


Was playing with a cutlass few years back when it slipped from my hand going towards my sister 😭😭

IIdamuAdugbo:
I almost had an accident as a 17 years old, driving my dads car, Youthful exorbitance, was over speeding, I almost crashed and hit a bike at a Crossroad (4junction) at about 140km/h in a crowded street. I parked and sat their for 5 minutes thinking about what I just escaped. That memory sticks to my brain till date. It was the last time I oversped

You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.

Bro, I really cant remember but i was obviously overspeeding, The roads was very good

Lifestone:

You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.

I still get the flash in my head till date

Lifestone:

You sped, but you can't achieve 140km/h in a township.

IIdamuAdugbo:
Bro, I really cant remember but i was obviously overspeeding, The roads was very good

I get you. That's an escape

paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

An abortion being done.

Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack

Wack how?! Are you okay?

Nia69:
Wack how?! Are you okay?

Lesbian spotted

Seen so many disgusting bleeped up stuff..... especially those irritating photo on Facebook i won't be able to eat

Bigboy2221:


Lesbian spotted

1. A kid that has catarrh, blew his nose and licked d mucus from his hand like an ice cream
2. A mother sucking mucus from a baby's nose
3. A kid ate bread with tooth paste

illicit:


Yes

A woman delivered a baby at the clinic

The midwife mistakenly left a bunch of cotton wool inside her toto while she wasn't conscious

Weeks after, she has belly aches and couldnt bend down or do normal things

She went back to the clinic, they said nothing wrong, it happens after birth

She complained that she feels a lump inside her, them no gree hear

At home, her husband look inside and saw something

He shook hand, commot blood soaked, rottening stinky cotton wool

Years later
The wife told us in the staff room when I was a corper

gross

Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack

female own is fair, how about two grown up men, DT 1 dey mad me

Nia69:
Wack how?! Are you okay?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

4Humanity4All:

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

I forgot.

The day I watched a hentai video and a giant lizard monster was raping a woman and the people who put her in the prison with the monster were laughing the scene was so disgusting and that was the last time I watched any hentai video
Another was a video I watched on whatsapp some men were stripping a lady because she stole some perfume

Zonefree:

Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

it depends on what the man was actually looking for. Whenever any one is lost, he/she must search through somewhere

The one I can remember for now,is my ex soaking cloth in a bucket for more than 2 weeks,and there was a day she was brushing and she spat everything in a small custard rubber,and she still uses that rubber to cook.so disgusting.she no dey ever hear word

Autobot05:
When I saw a mad woman give birth around yaba phase 1 ... I lost appetite for about 2 days

Infact if I ever get married ..I'll pretend I gave an urgent appointment to catch up with when she's in the labour room and Run away till it's over or better still send her to my mum or hers before the due date

That's means you don't love your wife na.

1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning breeze to my direction sprinkling water around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep

Nia69:
I forgot.

You are welcome.

Nia69:

Homo

NoFucksToGive:


This trash post has to be the most messed up thing I have seen in my life bro

Boredom is a bítch , honestly!! What rubbish is this ?

Lol... I don laugh die

Bros bros e be like say we don finally find it place for lai mohamed.

MrBrownJay1:


yes na... i once had to pick a lost tampon in a babe's coochie. the babe didnt even know it was in there til i mentionned that there was something there. the stench that filled the room when i removed that thing sha. she ran out of my house in shame, drove her home never to be seen again.

Autobot05:
When I saw a mad woman give birth around yaba phase 1 ... I lost appetite for about 2 days

Infact if I ever get married ..I'll pretend I gave an urgent appointment to catch up with when she's in the labour room and Run away till it's over or better still send her to my mum or hers before the due date

Who impregnate d mad woman

Waffarianman:
1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning by breeze to my direction sprinkling it around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep

wetin come draw your gbola? am curious!.

4Humanity4All:

You are welcome.

Sarcasm.

Kodak9:
Homo

Hypo.

I dey come jejely 4rm a birthday party of a female friend, l was soo high nd intoxicated on stout drink 🍸....

So late in d night oooo.

No bike ....no any means of transport to go back home... l used d boldness of d shayo to find my way home tru trekking..

As l pass tru one corner area tru d market to navigate my way home...... l saw three heavily men...

Two handle one mad woman,... by holding her hand nd leg, why d last one having sex with d mad woman...

On sighting me.... dem pursue me with sticks...

I run d race of my life dat day...

Pple re heartless

Waffarianman:
1/
In my place of work in the riverine area some years back in the SS region am alone that day at the back of our vessel saw the water spinning by breeze to my direction sprinkling it around were I stand. D tin just baffled me b like D's JuJu breeze of a tin I kukuma Dres go 1 syde dey observed.


2/
Before I use to sleep naked not even putting on boxers. some yrs back I was praying and still naked that day because amma about to sleep alone suddenly something draws my gbola I just jump up shouting Jzus since that I no naked sleep

No, na papi water dey draw am...next time you no go forget to wear something sleep. It got me laughing

paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

burnt human being