SeaTrade:

Life starts to lack purpose when there's nothing else to conquer,it gets really boring.
Ask any top G in your lga ,that's if you have access to one.
Know this today,I won at life,argue and deny all you want...And you can never be me.Atleast I didn't start off on this journey by being as useless as you.

Etfash:


Buy 2037 FGN Bond from the secondary market... At least15% yield annually.

You can do that on Standard Chartered Bank Mobile application.

Etfash:


15%.

The rate is 16.25% but it going for 14.97-15.8% in the secondary market.

SeaTrade:
Thank you ,all I need to know.
But is there like a minimum holding time before any resale?
Because what I'm looking at is chances for a person to rotate such activities for an almost unlimited amount of time say in a month.
Then that makes it a very good venture.

Tranquility2345:


Stop investing your money in naira instruments. Una no dey hear word? What’s wrong with you people? Nobody can ever win when you keep your hard earned money in naira instruments. Make una dey give una self sense o

NL1960:


So wetin you wan make we invest on?.

SeaTrade:
Thank you ,all I need to know.
But is there like a minimum holding time before any resale?
Because what I'm looking at is chances for a person to rotate such activities for an almost unlimited amount of time say in a month.
Then that makes it a very good venture.

emmanuelewumi:




You can sell within 72 hours or less

IHelp:


The price can either go up or down. Which means you can sell at a loss

Tranquility2345:


You are hopeless to think you won at life when you lack meaningful relationships to share life experiences with. You have nobody to share anything with and go to your eerily quiet boys quarters to be alone when your age mates are with their families.

You are saving small money by not having a family and you think that makes you a winner in life? The double edged sword of loneliness at old age and being a failure upon the sacrifices you made dey torment you sotey you are suicidal. I sincerely feel very sorry for you…

SeaTrade:
Like I said punk,I'm glad my reality that I don't even think much of can make you lament like this and keep you restless,
It tells me I'm doing very well and should learn to appreciate where I am right now and be grateful more,
Thank you for letting me know how great what I have is ,I appreciate.
Why I am here this early and you're not is because I made the right choices very early in life and fought so hard for it,
You can too if you're willing to put in the work(but you can never though),
Bloody loser.
Everywhere that I go punk,I'm VIP at 31

Tranquility2345:


First of all you talk say you are in your early 20s, then you increase am small to 28, now na 31. Hahaha. You go still talk true last last say you are almost 50.

A very lonely old man with nothing to live for takes his tashere life savings to lodge for hotel and snaps pictures to oppress young people wey he take years senior. Do you know how foolish you look? Better go and save that tashere money just in case your old sperm can born. School fees no cheap o. Mugu.

At almost 50, your life is so empty that the best that you can give yourself is a solo trip to lodge in a hotel. Alone. Full of regrets and contemplating suicide as you have no family to share experiences with. No wonder you are depressed and suicidal with nothing to live for. I won’t be surprised at all if we see on front page say lonely old man spends his entire life savings in a hotel and drinks sniper.

May God have mercy on you and free you of the pains by sending you a woman wey go gree to marry and born for ancestor like you. I hope say you still get sperm sha o….

SeaTrade:
Them girls in my area thinks otherwise,they don't call me Emeka D stallion for no reason.
Cos I give em' like...Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta....
If you bring your babe I go collect am ooo

Tranquility2345:


Come and collect your mama from me na. Lonely old animal like you wey dey all over Nairaland since how many years dey find wife surely can not be a catch in real life. No be you dey find wife for Muslim community the other day?

Desperation for wife and kids at old age plus loneliness and depression equals suicide…abeg no go drink sniper for hotel o. Small hope still dey for desperate ancestors like you. Mugu

Etfash:


Buy 2037 FGN Bond from the secondary market... At least15% yield annually.

You can do that on Standard Chartered Bank Mobile application.

Foodempire:


I can't find any standard chartered around, I believe they are different from stanbic ibtc?, how can one open account with them?

emmanuelewumi:




You can buy from the primary market and sell at the secondary. There is a very liquid secondary market for bonds, you don't have to hold till maturity, the secondary market of bond investment is more active and liquid than the Nigerian stock market

Foodempire:


How can one buy at the secondary market easily? I've once attempted to buy at the primary market but the yield wasn't encouraging, I think 12% for 10 years. Also do you know if the sukuk bonds have a particular subscription period?, I've missed out couple of time before I was able to pull out funds from mutual funds, I'm trying to lock up all funds in bonds cos I'm tired of the up n down in mmf.

Etfash:


Buy 2037 FGN Bond from the secondary market... At least15% yield annually.

You can do that on Standard Chartered Bank Mobile application.

Tranquility2345:


Come and collect your mama from me na. Lonely old animal like you wey dey all over Nairaland since how many years dey find wife surely can not be a catch in real life. No be you dey find wife for Muslim community the other day?

Desperation for wife and kids at old age plus loneliness and depression equals suicide…abeg no go drink sniper for hotel o. Small hope still dey for desperate ancestors like you. Mugu

Wotowotoman:


We like food no mean say make we no dey watch our health. That guy Labadi dey tell you true. Clean up your diet! This one that you are under the weather so

cutedharmee:
I go soon place curse on all of una wey dey derail this thread with meaningless post. Una matter don pass ordinary eye 👁

DrAkpamudehe:


U people in Nigeria are so dark minded that you thrive on laying curses as a solution to settling disputes. Your curses do nothing, it only goes back to U, maybe that's why your life remains in misery.

Tranquility2345:


Look at this hopeless yahoo boy. Better go and scam your family members. Mugu

feelamong:
Na wah o!!

What is actually happening here?

Please its time to refocus on Treasury Bills and other great Money market Instruments!

Anyways.....Just passing by today!

Una well-done o

FEGEITOK:
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