This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same curvy lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

OtuologyProf:
This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

You will not kill person with laugh

Nairaland is great it is an anti dote for depression or over thinking

You still exchange contact with the spirit abi?

Dey play OK....

Olarewaju89:
You still exchange contact with the spirit abi?

Dey play OK....

My brother, this Nija wey I enter go put me for trouble.

OtuologyProf:
This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same curvy lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

It is normal, that is how God made us. I remembered 25yrs ago when I lost a great friend. The very day the corpse was taken away by the parents, I and the girlfriend were together crying. She ended up sleeping in my place and we bleeped. That is life, when you are gone you are gone.

OtuologyProf:
This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same curvy lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

I am totally relieved to read at the end that you collected her number,follow it up and make your dick happy,we live only once in this cold wicked world,the burial ceremony is an eye opener,your happiness is the most important thing and there are stages in life and as a young man your dick is entitled to rise up and demand satisfaction,later in your life you will look back at those wild years with fondness and nostalgia

Munamu:



It is normal, that is how God made us. I remembered 25yrs ago when I lost a great friend. The very day the corpse was taken away by the parents, I and the girlfriend were together crying. She ended up sleeping in my place and we bleeped. That is life, when you are gone you are gone.

No respect for your friend. Not fair at all

The problem with most “curvy” ladies is most of them are fake, so much packaging,u enter room pull their clothes, everything go fall yakata , breast don fall, ass don fall , even the slim stomach when u see go come shoot out, I have seen this a lot

Akwamkpuruamu:


No respect for your friend. Not fair at all

You can call it youthful exuberant then. I was a teenager then

Akwamkpuruamu:


No respect for your friend. Not fair at all

Teenagers do have insane sex drive and emotional conditions rarely affect libido.
Infact, an emotional break down can make her body weak and crave for a void to be filled.
So don't blame him, the girl needed sex at that moment or it would affect her mental health.

lols

tnerro1:
The problem with most “curvy” ladies is most of them are fake, so much packaging,u enter room pull their clothes, everything go fall yakata , breast don fall, ass don fall , even the slim stomach when u see go come shoot out, I have seen this a lot

I can't be disappointed when I realize she's not as curvy as I thought. My brain go dey Concentrate for totto matter. The only sharp reality that hits my face is faked boobs.

OtuologyProf:
This was not what I planned for, visiting Nigeria.
So I would be very brief.
I saw a curvy lady in a Burial ceremony today, I was very sure my dik would have gone a little bit above 90 degrees using a protractor. But thank God for the jeans I wore which reduced my erection to angle 25 degrees.
The thing is, I was thinking about my life on earth and the other guy being laid to rest.
I was lost in thoughts, like, shey one day everybody go die, so what's all these about sex sex sex on this forum.
At times, it's always good to advise yourself that there is more to life than sex. It is our good deeds on Earth that will always count and leave a lasting memory on folks we left behind.

So after all these reflection, I saw that same curvy lady when I was leaving the compound of the deceased, I stopped, gave her a lift, my dik come rise again.
We exchanged contacts afterwards.

The desires that stirred in the OP for that woman attending a funeral even as another man was being laid to rest, are attributed to the eons-old primordial instinct for man pikin to procreate with renewed vigor each time he is confronted with reminders of death. Proximity to imminent death stimulates the libido at a deep subconscious level, which is why off-duty battle-weary soldiers' first port of call is typically a brothel. The evolutionary benefit of reproducing with unrestrained gusto when dangers loom is directly coded into the human DNA sequence as an evolutionary pathway to assure the long-term survival of the species, and that is the phenomenon so eloquently described by the OP.

I salute the OP for executing a textbook-smooth landing into the yansh of that woman sighted at the funeral, while also admonishing other pellow kwantirimans to recognize that it is both honorable and patriotic to leave a funeral in search of toto on the same day. God bless Nigeria.

Jakumo:


The desires that stirred in the OP for that woman attending a funeral even as another man was being laid to rest, are attributed to the eons-old primordial instinct for man pikin to procreate with renewed vigor each time he is confronted with reminders of death. Proximity to imminent death stimulates the libido at a deep subconscious level, which is why off-duty battle-weary soldiers' first port of call is typically a brothel. The evolutionary benefit of reproducing with unrestrained gusto when dangers loom is directly coded into the human DNA sequence as an evolutionary pathway to assure the long-term survival of the species, and that is the phenomenon so eloquently described by the OP.

I salute the OP for executing a textbook-smooth landing into the yansh of that woman sighted at the funeral, while also admonishing other pellow kwantirimans to recognize that it is both honorable and patriotic to leave a funeral in search of toto on the same day. God bless Nigeria.

Lol

tnerro1:
The problem with most “curvy” ladies is most of them are fake, so much packaging,u enter room pull their clothes, everything go fall yakata , breast don fall, ass don fall , even the slim stomach when u see go come shoot out, I have seen this a lot

yes you are right, is not worth it, though I love curvy ladies especially bsngin Dem doggy , just list hand for their stomach and tell her to shot the ass back as if she won shit, nah to insert the cucumber inside cum dey give her steady pounding... But nothing they there, I have learnt to overlook it, I do see girls curvy ... But the thing no go comot , till the body enter grave and some men go dey fire money on top ass.. see Destiny etiko, njechi blessing... Nothing dey their nah shit

I understand you Op, you're perfectly okay.
I went for my girlfriend's dad burial just last month June and I slept over in their family house. To cut the long story short, I comforted her with my dick. As a life is leaving the earth, another must replace it. Such is the nature of life

We Nigerian men too like toto that's why ladies they give us estimated billings.

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