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My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Nah, only God can save this boy. It was only God in heaven who saved him from my wicked hands this evening. A few weeks ago, a secondary school classmate of mine called me and begged that his younger brother stay in my house for at least a week because he was going to write an external exam, and the exam venue was around my city. Normally, I don't like visitors at my house, but because of how close I was with this dude, I agreed and asked the young boy to come over. One of my worst mistakes ever! The moment this boy stepped his foot into the gate in my yard, the whole atmosphere changed. A terrible, awful smell from the coven of hell enveloped me, making even the six-month-old baby of my neighbor's wife, who has never said any reasonable word since her birth, shout "Chineke Nna". At first, I thought the smell was probably because of his long journey from Asaba to Enugu or was coming from one of the dirty clothes in his traveling bag. But brooooohh... brooooohh, his mouth was the source of this terrible, devilish smell. A human being's mouth was smelling like unrefined socks. I endured it that night, but man, I couldn't take it the next day. I woke up the next morning and went to the nearest provision kiosk in my street, and this was my conversation with the shop owner. Me: Good morning. Shop owner: Morning customer, wetting you want to buy Me: Abeg, you don't sell toothbrushes. Shop owner: Yes, nah, 100 naira. Me:No, be that kind of brush I dey find; I mean illegal toothbrushes that normal people don't know about. Toothbrushes that were made with Ampiclox, Ampicillin, and herbal mixtures. Dental toothbrushes that only people living in the Diaspora know about Even if it costs $5,000, I will pay. Bring it. Shop owner (Shocked): Ah! The shop owner actually referred me to a better store, where I bought a better one, took it home, and gave it to this boy. He used it, but bro, the smell even became worse, but for the sake of my guy (an ex-classmate), I continued enduring it. Until yesterday, when I couldn't take it anymore. I furiously went out, bought an iron sponge and detergent, then forced the detergent into his mouth and told him to use the iron sponge to wash off all the devilish concoctions planted in his mouth. That is gradually driving me mad. Broooooh, the iron sponge was even what ironed out the issue. and made the smell graduate from God, why? "Oh, Lord, what a life!" So I decided to tackle the matter head-on. I decided to confront what was threatening my livelihood and risk it once and for all. But unfortunately and luckily for this boy, he ran out this morning after I went out. Nah, herbicide; I just bought it now; I would have sprayed it in his mouth and killed all the germs there, and if he dies as well, then so be it. Person no go come inconvenience me inside the house way I dey pay rent. Check out other exciting and hilarious contents on my blog here👉👉👉https://www.arealproblemkid.com/ 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Kobojunkie: 6:38pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
I don't follow! The secondary school boy had halitosis and you could have helped by getting him to a dentist who would then have proceeded to educate him on mouth hygiene and regular dental cleaning. Which one be inconveniencing you inside your house and all the nonsense you wrote up there? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by GodWrites: 7:52pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: You must be fun at parties. It's obviously a fictional comedy. Thanks op for making me laugh this evening 2 Likes |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Kobojunkie: 7:55pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
GodWrites:I don't do this kind of comedy then since I don't get it at all. 3 Likes |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Caaz: 8:41pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Stale,very stale and hopelessly dry jokes. Sorry,it's not funny. No hate meant,I just told you the truth 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by mariahAngel(f): 8:50pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Tales of a story teller. Dude! I get that you're a writer and all, but you overdid it with this one. I stopped at A terrible, awful smell from the coven of hell enveloped me, making even the six-month-old baby of my neighbor's wife, who has never said any reasonable word since her birth, shout "Chineke Nna". I mean, prrrrrrh! 🙄 What are we? A bunch of 6 year olds? 🤷🏽 Next time, try to make it a bit 🤏🏼more believable at least. Thank you.😌 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Caaz: 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
mariahAngel:A very dried jokes in this frustrating economy. 2 Likes |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Obainoman6: 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Don't mind them, I laughed oo 1 Like |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by RoyalBlu(f): 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Hyperbole' be looking at OP like... |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jul 13, 2023 |
Caaz: Find the cure for your frustration elsewhere, bro. The joke was for people with a pretty decent life with at least a few things going for them. As for you, Mr Frustration, seek Jesus, he alone is the person that can carry your heavy laden loads. Sorry! I pray you find help, soon. 2 Likes |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by confusedlady(f): 10:41am On Jul 14, 2023 |
Kobojunkie: Now you know how you make people feel when you write your heresy in the religious section. |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 10:47am On Jul 14, 2023 |
I think it’s funny… But you kinda over did it especially towards the end part. The sponge and the herbicide part made it look really unrealistic and unbelievable. But you tried… will give you a D for effort! |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 10:56am On Jul 14, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:What do you do for fun…? You always seem dam.n serious. Where is your sense of humor? Do you ever |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ThothHermes: 1:51pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:It's clearly a joke, but because of your psychotic need to argue, you can't see it. You need help. Sheeessh |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ThothHermes: 1:52pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:What kind of comedy do you do |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Caaz: 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Even if others are decieving him that the joke dey funny,which obviously isn't,I expect you to tell him the truth oniovo. brain54:Say it as it EAST. |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 2:39pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Caaz:I know you… You can’t make a good disguise! |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by GodWrites: 3:11pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54: None of the movies you watch is realistic but you still enjoy them. I thoroughly enjoyed this comedy and I envy op for his writing. |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ahnie: 3:13pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54:Disguise from whom?from my vituperation I know you knows me....you know say I nor Sabi pretend. But it's good to tell pipu the truth, atleast dem go know say na the truth. It's like topping egusi soup inside coleslaw. |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by MechanicMike: 3:27pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
mariahAngel: helo my uncle is a milllionaire.please are u intarested in doin housegirl work to make extra moiney & u will be provided uniform.u will earn a cool 25,000 (25K0 a months. was yor nomba & are u intaresssted please?(no ofeincse) |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by mariahAngel(f): 3:34pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
MechanicMike: Your "millionaire uncle" should get you a private tutor with the 25,000 instead. "No ofeincse" |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 3:36pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
ahnie:Chai… |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ahnie: 3:37pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54:you don get my point |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 3:42pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Kobojunkie: 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
confusedlady:You call what is written right there in scripture as heresy so that makes me wonder if you even understand what that reveals of your person. I am not the one who makes you feel what you claim. It seems you are rather repulsed by the very Truth of God, Jesus Christ is the thing. |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by Kobojunkie: 3:45pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
ahnie:ROFLMAO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 3:46pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
GodWrites:Sure… GodWrites. Whatever you say! |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Chai… You don finally laugh. I must give it to Ahnie for bringing out the humor inside of you. Ahnie… you deserve a For making kobo see the lighter side. More oil to your sauce pan! |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ahnie: 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54:Kobojunkie na my babe anyday any time,na you nor understand her,if you do,you go know say aside her long dragging big English vibes on nairaland,na very good person wey nor dey hide her mouth. Kobojunkie you owe me one hot barbeque fish and chilllllllled fanta. E nor easy to make you laugh on nairaland 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ahnie: 3:58pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54:Doh |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by brain54(m): 4:07pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
ahnie:Haha… No let fish put you for trouble o. How you later settle that your matter self? You no give update again. I hope you don collect your money back! |
Re: My Awful Experience With My Friend's Son That Visited Me by ahnie: 4:10pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
brain54:I be barracks geh,I used solders collect my money. I used some part of the money buy catfish cook,no time o |
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