I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

Hahahaha

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Exodus15v11:
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Exodus wetin happen?

Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.

Nice2023:
Hahahaha

Hmmm, like say you never run from something before.

youngsahito:
Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.

Lol. Hope say no be one gal you been dey try to impress so wan go kpai for mountain?

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.

Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.
Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

.. Osundu!! A Run! For Life.

henrimoto:
.. Osundu!! A Run! For Life.

My brother, you know say osondu nor dey tire na.

I hate dogs...

dahmie2013:
I hate dogs...

Dogs like Kingo

Bluntguy:

Lol. Hope say no be one gal you been dey try to impress so wan go kpai for mountain?

you no too lie cos galz with big botty dey d red cross.

Bluntguy:

Exodus wetin happen?

I'm just laughing at your encounter with Kingo na. Is laughing allowed? 😁🤣

Exodus15v11:
I'm just laughing at your encounter with Kingo na. Is laughing allowed? 😁🤣

You know say na after the encounter you go find the whole thing funny but when you are running for dear life ehn. Omo e no dey be funny o.

youngsahito:
you no too lie cos galz with big botty dey d red cross.

Eheen! I for say.

Ordinary dog oh!

ahnie:
Ordinary dog oh!

ahnie I sure say dat yeye dog no dey ordinary, if not why e go be dat day wey I go their house e no go dey for chain. Anytime I remember that event praises go dey flow for my mouth throughout that day.

Bluntguy:

ahnie I sure say dat yeye dog no dey ordinary, if not why e go be dat day wey I go their house e no go dey for chain. Anytime I remember that event praises go dey flow for my mouth throughout that day.

I nor dey ever make mistakes enter compound wey dog dey,welda na ekuke dog or rottweiler...same way I nor fit stay compound wey dog dey

Bluntguy:
■ I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..
One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.
My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.
Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day. Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

Adrenaline to the rescue!

ahnie:

I nor dey ever make mistakes enter compound wey dog dey,welda na ekuke dog or rottweiler...same way I nor fit stay compound wey dog dey

I don try buy dog severally, but anytime I remember Kingo I go jeje put my money for pocket vamoose. I no want wahala before my own dog go come pursue me again.

Kobojunkie:
Adrenaline to the rescue!

Bro if na adrenaline be that na him be say my own dey very strong o.

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..
One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.
My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.
Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.
Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

I can only imagine what was in your mind during the chasing

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Justkatty:
I can only imagine what was in your mind during the chasing

Aah! My sister let me tell you; "na so I take die?, God I no go near dat house again o if you deliver me from this dog today"

Bluntguy:

You know say na after the encounter you go find the whole thing funny but when you are running for dear life ehn. Omo e no dey be funny o.

True

Bluntguy:

Aah! My sister let me tell you; "na so I take die?, God I no go near dat house again o if you deliver me from this dog today"

The OP is a comedian.

Lol u no go Church for Thanksgiving and Testimony....



Once I know you've Dog in ur house from that day I seize to come to ur house...


I came into this world completely no be ur Dog go come turn me to half layers....

I don't think I've died before oh.

This is no near death experience. If people tell you real near death experience, you will delete this post.

Something I’ll use a stick or stone as self defense. Even if it means killing the dog