UrMomsBoyfriend:
Budaatum I lived in London.

Guess you ignorantly think I'd bother with your ignorance too.

bemeruca:


I hardly ever contribute to other threads on this platform,

I'm glad si you keeps your polluting stupidity to this one thread so you don't spread your stupidity to others.

budaatum:


I'm glad si you keeps your polluting stupidity to this one thread so you don't spread your stupidity to others.

Yeah, you are glad that I only troll pervats like you and the queer, ijebos. 🤣 be glad victim

bemeruca:


Yeah, you are glad that I only troll pervats like you and the queer ijebos. 🤣 be glad victim

If anything, I am glad I get to buy space in your stupid head if only to see it does not properly function.

budaatum:


If anything, I am glad I get to buy space in your stupid head if only to see it does not properly function.

The space you bought is on nairaland and the purpose of the so-called space is for me to troll you

bemeruca:


The space you bought is on nairaland and the purpose of the so-called space is for me to troll you

Watch yourself woefully fail.

bemeruca:


He has always been a loner, that is why he is the Nairaland champion followed by his queer beta male ijebos

So, what would you call someone who spends more time online than the "loner", who has no friends? We'd call him Mr. Chickenshit himself, Benalvino aka "Mr. Big Boy bragging about eating Eba and proteins". Well done. 👏🏽
Damn man, must sux to wake up everyday and pretend your life ain't shit. The numbers don't lie.

budaatum:


Watch yourself woefully fail.

At this stage it's just an icing on the cake. Objective completed long before you even realise

IjeBos:


So, what would you call someone who spends more time online than the "loner", who has no friends? We'd call him Mr. Chickenshit himself, Benalvino aka "Mr. Big Boy bragging about eating Eba and proteins". Well done. 👏🏽
Damn man, must sux to wake up everyday and pretend your life ain't shit. The numbers don't lie.

🤣🤣
This one even use excel to analyze how jobless he is. Aside from I and sly, people passing by and onlookers finds it weird that you use excel to keep monikers. 🤣

UrMomsBoyfriend:


Budaatum I lived in London.

Yes, Slyfoxx-Janet.. we know. You lived in in Buckingham Palace and on weekends at the White House, while you got ur degrees at Oxford and Wharten(Penn).

bemeruca:


🤣🤣
This one even use excel to analyze how jobless he is. Aside from I and sly, people passing by and onlookers finds it weird that you use excel to keep monikers. 🤣

People who don't use excel are usually jobless. But you wouldn't know that cleaning chickenshit.
How do you function at a high level without Excel? It's like telling on yourself and not knowing it. Sorta like thinking Eba and Proteins is a luxurious dish.

You spend 1.5 hours here a day. Jobless? Lol.. Are the numbers lying? Don't hate excel. Hate your LIFE.

So, the executive director of UNICEF is married to the board chairman of Blackrock... 😂😂😂

Kkins, note to future self: If all fails, open a church.

IjeBos:


Yes, Slyfoxx-Janet.. we know. You lived in in Buckingham Palace and on weekends at the White House, while you got ur degrees at Oxford and Wharten(Penn).

In in ?

Lol. You’ve taken so much d!ck up your ass today you are now stuttering yeah? On the lords day! IjeBos 😂😂

IjeBos:


So, what would you call someone who spends more time online than the "loner", who has no friends? We'd call him Mr. Chickenshit himself, Benalvino aka "Mr. Big Boy bragging about eating Eba and proteins". Well done. 👏🏽
Damn man, must sux to wake up everyday and pretend your life ain't shit. The numbers don't lie.

How did u get this.... 😁 😁 how can i spy on my GF on whatsapp? 🤣

budaatum:
Must be an achievement for some to go to a bar to watch what I can watch in the comfort of my home.

Did I lie? Tell me you don’t live in a tiny, dingy council flat? That’s exactly what it looks like to me.

IjeBos:


People who don't use excel are usually jobless. But you wouldn't know that cleaning chickenshit.
How do you function at a high level without Excel? It's like telling on yourself and not knowing it. Sorta like thinking Eba and Proteins is a luxurious dish.

You spend 1.5 hours here a day. Jobless? Lol.. Are the numbers lying? Don't hate excel. Hate your LIFE.

Idiot. Learn context. We all know how to use excel. But you are the only one here so jobless to start creating spreadsheets for nairaland banter 😂😂

The rest of us just catching cruise here, half the time we are high. You are sober and creating documents and conducting extensive research because you are so pained by the nonsense said on here 😅😅

You are jobless bro! There is no doubt about it.

Right now I have had like 6 bottles of Heineken, a little cognac and some weed. That’s what I am on as I type this to you bro. You think I have the time to create excel spreadsheets in this state? 😅😂😅

You have no life bro! 😂😂

IjeBos:


People who don't use excel are usually jobless. But you wouldn't know that cleaning chickenshit.
How do you function at a high level without Excel? It's like telling on yourself and not knowing it. Sorta like thinking Eba and Proteins is a luxurious dish.

You spend 1.5 hours here a day. Jobless? Lol.. Are the numbers lying? Don't hate excel. Hate your LIFE.

Let me correct it for you. People who use excel to keep monikers on nairaland are jobless. Ask your father or even budaatum they will tell you as long as they commit to not lying for one second 😃

bemeruca:


Let me correct it for you. People who use excel to keep monikers on nairaland are jobless. Ask your father or even budaatum they will tell you as long as they commit to not lying for one second 😃

More or less Jobless than people who spend 1.5 hours A DAY online "catching cruise" with random people? Asking for a friend.
You spend 1.5 hours a day on a thread, where you are not adding any useful information. Who is the LOSER here?
You say you have kids right? Spend that 1.5 hours a day hustling to make more money for them or spend some time with them so they don't end up thinking Eba and Proteins is a luxury like you.
Get your life in order.

bemeruca:


Let me correct it for you. People who use excel to keep monikers on nairaland are jobless. Ask your father or even budaatum they will tell you as long as they commit to not lying for one second 😃

He doesn’t know how many people laugh at him every time he pulls out the excel spreadsheet. He looks like such a clown 🤡

Even one silent observer of this thread had to comment recently like guy, are you sure you’re okay at all? 😂😂😂

IjeBos:


More or less Jobless than people who spend 1.5 hours A DAY online "catching cruise" with random people? Asking for a friend?
You spend 1.5 hours a day on a thread, where you are not adding any useful information. Who is the LOSER here?
You say have kids right? Spend that 1.5 hours a day hustling to make more money for them or spend some time with them so they don't end up think Eba and Proteins is a luxury like you.
Get your life in order.

IjeBos when will you have kids too? When will one of your imaginary girlfriends born for you na? 😂😂

UrMomsBoyfriend:

Right now I have had like 6 bottles of Heineken, a little cognac and some weed. That’s what I am on as I type this to you bro. You think I have the time to create excel spreadsheets in this state? 😅😂😅

You have no life bro! 😂😂

Slyfoxx-Janet said, I have Heneiken weed and cognac and and I decided to get online and post about dudes taking "d!ck up your ass".
I think the picture is getting clearer and clearer.
I'm dead.

UrMomsBoyfriend:

You’ve taken so much d!ck up your ass today you are now stuttering yeah? On the lords day! IjeBos 😂😂

IjeBos:


Slyfoxx-Janet said, I have Heneiken weed and cognac and and I decided to get online and post about dudes taking "d!ck up your ass".
I think the picture is getting clearer and clearer.
I'm dead.

And and 😂😂

Damn. Today’s d!ck must have been really good.

God bless you my bro. I’m not homophobic or anything but please reduce your gay fornication. Especially on the lords day !!

IjeBos:


More or less Jobless than people who spend 1.5 hours A DAY online "catching cruise" with random people? Asking for a friend.
You spend 1.5 hours a day on a thread, where you are not adding any useful information. Who is the LOSER here?
You say you have kids right? Spend that 1.5 hours a day hustling to make more money for them or spend some time with them so they don't end up thinking Eba and Proteins is a luxury like you.
Get your life in order.

You, because I am just here sometimes and refresh my page time to time to see what crap put here next 😃

UrMomsBoyfriend:


IjeBos when will you have kids too? When will one of your imaginary girlfriends born for you na? 😂😂

Gay men don't have kids. ask him when will he adopt a kid

bemeruca:


You, because I am just here sometimes and refresh my page time to time to see what crap put here next 😃

Yes, you refresh for 1.5 hours a day. I'm not sure you understand how time works.
Put the phone done and play with your kids. Unless you're not allowed to have them. Hmmm...
So where are these kids of yours and where's their mom? You're this "supposed" Christian family value man, have kids, spends 1.5 hours a day online and yet are posting/pretending here about going on dates with other woman.
Hmmm...

IjeBos:


Yes, you refresh for 1.5 hours a day. I'm not sure you understand how time works.
Put the phone done and play with your kids. Unless you're not allowed to have them. Hmmm...
So where are these kids of yours and where's their mom? You're this "supposed" Christian family value man, have kids, spends 1.5 hours a day online and yet are posting/pretending here about going on dates with other woman.
Hmmm...

Lmao you don't understand how this platform works. In programming, there is what they call session, each thread in this platform uses it. When you log in or open nairaland and visits a thread, even when you close the browser, you will still be active for a number of minutes before the system closes the session. You wouldn't know because you literally thought the internet can be downloaded 🤣

bemeruca:


Lmao you don't understand how this platform works. In programming, there is what they call session, each thread in this platform uses it. When you log in or open nairaland and visits a thread, even when you close the browser, you will still be active for a number of minutes before the system closes the session. You wouldn't know because you literally thought the internet can be downloaded 🤣

😅😅😅😅

Do mods even exist in this thread? Are they cool with all this talk about gay sex acts? No need dey see this kind thing.

DaHighLife:
Do mods even exist in this thread? Are they cool with all this talk about gay sex acts? No need dey see this kind thing.

Someone posted him and his gay friend here to rub it on our faces that he is enjoying a meal in the murica while we are stuck in naija. Then, just before the one-night stand commenced, he took a photo of the dude's car from the passenger seat claiming it was his car.

How do we know the white dude screws ijebos for a one-night stand? Because there is no trace of the event again.

Ijebos is a hooker like naija hookup girls. That explains why he ends up at a bar in a hotel drinking coke 🤣

UrMomsBoyfriend:


It’s quite toxic innit? 😂😂

Well if some crybaby liberals weren’t so damn emotional, and could just give their political takes without attacking others, this thread would have never degenerated to this level.

The problem is they always want to bully/insult others and expect no retaliation. Most conservatives here started off as gentlemen but their constant attacks turned us to the warriors you see now.

So.. we die here! All the mods can do at this point is close this thread permanently. But they will never do that because they need the traffic. And this thread brings nairaland a lot of traffic. Believe me.

I dey talk about you. You bring up a lot about that gay stuffs. If that's your thing, cool. I'd rather not read about it, though.

DaHighLife:


I dey talk about you. You bring up a lot about that gay stuffs. If that's your thing, cool. I'd rather not read about it, though.

See this entitle gayboy. You rather don't read about it then don't read about it. Na wa for entitled gay people o. Either this is ijebos or another gay idi-t