😁

https://www.nairaland.com/7918729/most-corrupt-body-year-nigeria

liveLongNprospa:
😁

On colos

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7918729/most-corrupt-body-year-nigeria

Judiciary actually.
But on a norms, it's the police

Amigoss:


On colos

Confused MF 😂

liveLongNprospa:


Judiciary actually.
But on a norms, it's the police

Police are corrupt by default

afrodoc2:



That your napkin point dey very true. One time we were on a cruise and we noticed that there was this restaurant that was usually sparsely filled but we didn't know why. One day we decided to try it. As we enter, dey help us place napkin for lap, dey fawn over us. At the end of the evening when dey show me the bill i wan cry right there but as a father figure in society i reach my room first. Needless to say i no near that place again until we comot.

Their chef probably go Harvard for charging that much. lol

obainojazz:
Their chef probably go Harvard for charging that much. lol

Na barawo. I no dey ever enter restaurant without thorough google research again.

afrodoc2:


Na barawo. I no dey ever enter restaurant without thorough google research again.

If a whole doc fit talk this one… Some people need to hear this

obainojazz:
If a whole doc fit talk this one… Some people need to hear this

Eating out consistently is one of the ways of going broke. If you and your partner go out to eat at a fancy restaurant once a week like most Oyinbo family, you are likely to spend $200 to $300

Some people do this more than 4 times a week

As an immigrant wey get mother alive still praying for you and want to prosper financially, The need to learn cooking cannot be understated. Even as a Bachelor, cook am, anyhow e taste chop am like that. You will gradually get better and save money

raumdeuter:


Eating out consistently is one of the ways of going broke. If you and your partner go out to eat at a fancy restaurant once a week like most Oyinbo family, you are likely to spend $200 to $300

Some people do this more than 4 times a week

As an immigrant wey get mother alive still praying for you and want to prosper financially, The need to learn cooking cannot be understated. Even as a Bachelor, cook am, anyhow e taste chop am like that. You will gradually get better and save money

100%. Many times na those small small recurrent expenditure dey attack pocket not the obvious ones like car and house.

obainojazz:
If a whole doc fit talk this one… Some people need to hear this

You see tribal mark for my face? I no fit dey donate steady money to story-telling chefs o.

raumdeuter:


Eating out consistently is one of the ways of going broke. If you and your partner go out to eat at a fancy restaurant once a week like most Oyinbo family, you are likely to spend $200 to $300

Some people do this more than 4 times a week

As an immigrant wey get mother alive still praying for you and want to prosper financially, The need to learn cooking cannot be understated. Even as a Bachelor, cook am, anyhow e taste chop am like that. You will gradually get better and save money

You are right… I know people that are always broke but don’t want to change some of their lifestyle especially eating out.
I hear complaints of how the country is designed to make you spend but you don’t cook at home… You spend about $80 everyday eating outside but you broke.. Me that cook stew and plenty cheap chick that last two weeks no get sense right.

I’ve met people… 8 years here, can barely afford a car, can’t cook, no wife… no house.
There’s one man his family is trying to lure back to Nigeria, he’s been here close to 8 years but they’ll buy ticket for him to come… once he enter, na to lock him up.

Eating out is a sure way to go broke… I almost fell into that trap but Adupe

afrodoc2:


100%. Many times na those small small recurrent expenditure dey attack pocket not the obvious ones like car and house.

That small small expenses na mortgage on its own. If one dinner with your partner outside is $200 and you do it 4 times a week $800/week. In a month that is close to $4000 of food wey somethings no go reach the bottom of your stomach

How much be mortgage sef

obainojazz:
You are right… I know people that are always broke but don’t want to change some of their lifestyle especially eating out.
I hear complaints of how the country is designed to make you spend but you don’t cook at home… You spend about $80 everyday eating outside but you broke.. Me that cook stew and plenty cheap chick that last two weeks no get sense right.

I’ve met people… 8 years here, can barely afford a car, can’t cook, no wife… no house.
There’s one man his family is trying to lure back to Nigeria, he’s been here close to 8 years but they’ll buy ticket for him to come… once he enter, na to lock him up.

Eating out is a sure way to go broke… I almost fell into that trap but Adupe

Its designed to make you spend, Now you will have to use your sense to make sure you don't do what they want you to otherwise you will get mediocre results too

liveLongNprospa:


Confused MF 😂

He is not confused. He is one of those probably getting a few crumbs from the criminals..so his duty is to come online to catch cruise with the situation of things.

If you read most of their posts, you will know they are just mocking the situation of Nigeria. Behind that post is a man that will say "mugus" to the publics' back after encouraging them to be faithful towards the brighter transformation of this country. It's just like what Oasis is doing here.

Grammarnazi,see another obidient lamenting not only on this thread but on the streets of Lagos,should we tell him to go back to his state if renewed hope is not favouring him?...why is he quoting Awolowo

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1727259476812795965?s=19

Amigoss:
Grammarnazi,see another obidient lamenting not only on this thread but on the streets of Lagos,should we tell him to go back to his state?...why is he quoting Awolowo

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1727259476812795965?s=19

It didn't take 6 months for them to know ijoba Tinubu ko favour anybody .

Make he allow Awolowo to rest in peace jare; Awolowo no send anybody message to go vote for emilokan

The wailers still dey wail. Na the job wey you go do all through your life for here I don give you so. Put more effort in the wailing. Keep nursing your hatred for A001 like a disease. Na your life's wahala.

BlueRayDick:


It didn't take 6 months for them to know ijoba Tinubu ko favour anybody .

Make he allow Awolowo to rest in peace jare; Awolowo no send anybody message to go vote for emilokan

Person wey go vote tinubu again😁

Davido said November 18 has been declared "davido day" in Atlanta by the Mayor of the city. I've checked a lot of American blogs and news outlets but I couldn't find anything like that. I wonder why only Nigerian news outlets are carrying it.

That was how they said one city in the US declared one day as wizkid day only for the lie to get busted few weeks later.

All these our celebrities and lamba ehn

liveLongNprospa:


Person wey go vote tinubu again😁

That's the beauty of democracy.Vote rubbish, complain when the consequences materializes, vote rubbish during the next electoral cycle, complain again, rinse and repeat.

We must learn a lesson!

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TemporaryHansel:
Davido said November 18 has been declared "davido day" in Atlanta by the Mayor of the city. I've checked a lot of American blogs and news outlets but I couldn't find anything like that. I wonder why only Nigerian news outlets are carrying it.

That was how they said one city in the US declared one day as wizkid day only for the lie to get busted few weeks later.

All these our celebrities and lamba ehn

Mayor declaration means nothing, it's only ceremonial, it's not like the City will go on holiday. Every single day of the year, they pick someone to celebrate

Ibime:


Mayor declaration means nothing, it's only ceremonial, it's not like the City will go on holiday. Every single day of the year, they pick someone to celebrate

Thanks for the explanation.

https://twitter.com/channelstv/status/1727359533041774736?t=lhQKoiWIPgiYCAvWrahe8w&s=19

Shaa I trust amoto94 people kinda violence.. no be your regular kinda violence

Realmrsean:
https://twitter.com/channelstv/status/1727359533041774736?t=lhQKoiWIPgiYCAvWrahe8w&s=19

Shaa I trust amoto.94 people kinda violence.. no be your regular kinda violence

You better respect your youthful age and grow some sense do you have to mention me whenever those you think I'm affiliated with do something? At least there's no sit-at-home where I'm from can't say about your homestate

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzTAmxatTIH/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


This shiit is evergreen Darwin dan suffer

Ibime:


Mayor declaration means nothing, it's only ceremonial, it's not like the City will go on holiday. Every single day of the year, they pick someone to celebrate

Should rename it to knack your side chick raw day.