Note to those working in Lagos.

Workers from other states in Nigeria cannot relate😎😎😎.


👉Lagos will turn you to security guard because you must shine your eye, especially when going back home at night due to long traffic.

👉Lagos will make you fight while wearing an expensive suit to work.

👉Lagos will make you forget home training and fight with the conductor for your N50 change.

👉Lagos will make you look dirty before getting to the office, because the jumping bus and struggle will turn you to dirty hands hall of fame.

👉Lagos will drain you and you show a smiling face when you get to the office.

👉Lagos will make you act like a psychiatric patient after your phone is snatch on your way going to work and you try to make a call and realize your pocket or bag is empty.

👉Lagos will turn you into a begger after, big boys snatch your purse or bag on your way to work.

👉Lagos will make you turn customer in HR department because of lateness.

👉Lagos will make you get to office with a laptop bag without a laptop but wood because big boys don move your laptop.

👉Lagos will make you go late to work because military officers have told your bus driver to do frog jump for bashing their car.

👉Lagos will make you run mad because while you are trying to collect your N800 change from conductor, bus driver will zoom off with the conductor.

👉Lagos will make you wear coats of body odour because, the smell in fact stench from the people in the bus will wake the dead.

👉Lagos will make you write your WILL because your small bus driver is dragging road with Dangote trailer on your way to work.

👉Lagos will make you look like Elon Musk when leaving your house but get to your office looking like brother shady🤣🤣🤣.

👉Lagos will make you live almost your entire life in traffic.

👉Lagos will make you build bus stop families because we all must meet there and struggle for bus together.

👉Lagos will make you fight a trailer driver for splashing water on you while going to work.

👉Lagos will make you wonder why you were born, because LATMA will just come from nowhere and hold your bus for doing nothing and drag him away leaving all commuters stranded.

Lagos my Lagos.
Lagos will humble you.

I hope HR Managers can see this sha😁😁.

Tell me what has Lagos made you do or what has Lagos done to you.

For me I have been robbed 3 times
My Bag has been snatched once.
Bus Driver and Conductor zoom off with my N1,000.
They have splashed water on me several times.
Our bus driver has done frog jump from Military guys...countless times.

1TrippleCee:
And after a lifetime of work in the state, you end up looking like a clown after retirement

SweetBuns:
I love Lagos
Eko o ni baje o

Britishcoins:
OK ooo