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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by FFIA: 5:45pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:

Eruleroz is light skinned. Fair ladies with the exception of Poco can never be wrong in my eyes.

Jennyclay may not understand our banter. She is too serious on here.


I pick my fights carefully
I may have some respect for some ladies here on nairaland but you see that Jennyclay!!!


put cruise aside.

I have ZERO regards for her person.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by FFIA: 5:47pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


There are single ladies in your family that need your advice more. Charity begins at home, bro.
No evening newspaper is in my family.

I wish you the same in your family too. cool
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 5:47pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


I am not "tall for a woman". Men my height call themselves tall. I am 5'10 and that is tall for both men and women. However, I consider 6ft plus men tall and that is relation to my height. Not as a general rule.
You are even taller less short than Ishi. Nsogbu dikwa.


5'10 is neither short nor tall, just a lil above average.

unless of course you are in the midst of short people.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by FFIA: 5:48pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


Anything from 5'10 is tall. Separate your personal rule from the general rule.
I see your Chinese rule, not general rule.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by pocohantas(f): 5:48pm On Jan 30
FFIA:

No evening newspaper is in my family.

I wish you the same in your family too. cool

Your families are always perfect. Hence the obsession with strangers online.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by pocohantas(f): 5:49pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:

You are even taller less short than Ishi. Nsogbu dikwa.


5'10 is neither short nor tall, just a lil above average.

unless of course you are in the midst of short people
.

The typical hubris with 6ft+ people. They think they make the rules.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by FFIA: 5:51pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


Your families are always perfect. Hence the obsession with strangers online.
I mean well for you.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by joseph1832(m): 5:53pm On Jan 30
Ishilove:

I am slightly above average in height. I do know I am among the above average females in church
You're tall. Heck, you're even taller than me, given your visible heavy body attributes, I'll say you're way taller than me, and God knows I ain't short. grin
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 5:55pm On Jan 30
Eunoiaa:


Wait. 🤣🤣

Don't tell me you choose this moniker because of how tall you are, lmao?

Because I was going to ask if you're LeBron James tall and it hit me.
Nah LeBron is a giant. He is about 0.11m taller.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 5:57pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


The typical hubris with 6ft+ people. They think they make the rules.
They do.


If e pain you, grow more.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 5:59pm On Jan 30
FFIA:

I may have some respect for some ladies here on nairaland but you see that Jennyclay!!!


put cruise aside.

I have ZERO regards for her person.

I have no reason to like or hate her.


But I am never starting a banter with her.


I doubted if she was a lady sef.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 6:06pm On Jan 30
folake4u:


Hahahaha.

But it's true na. A 5'7 woman is not same as a 5'7 man. grin
Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here grin grin grin

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by pocohantas(f): 6:11pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:
They do.


If e pain you, grow more.

It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.

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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by folake4u(f): 6:12pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:

Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here grin grin grin

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.

Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker? grin

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 6:19pm On Jan 30
folake4u:


Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker? grin

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.
People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by folake4u(f): 6:23pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:
People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.

Lol interesting. You must be really tall then.

That's weird, cos I've seen some really tall guys follow their female counterparts.

Hahahaha okay. I will tell her. grin
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 6:27pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.
If he says you petite then petite you are; at least to him and that is final.

in fact, I believe him already.


I need his past questions and handouts, I want to be huge too. It will reduce my height and make me more intimidating, the way I like it.

A man should be taller nah, imagine your woman bending down to kiss you and tilting your head backwards like you are kid. kiss should be face-to-face not face-on-face except when one is his/her back.

LMAO, so I am not alone in using door frames to measure people's height. grin grin grin grin grin grin.

I also use how close the door handle is to one's chest too. LMAO
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Ishilove: 6:34pm On Jan 30
joseph1832:
You're tall. Heck, you're even taller than me, given your visible heavy body attributes, I'll say you're way taller than me, and God knows I ain't short. grin
The Big Joe!!

Shhhhhh... grin
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by pocohantas(f): 6:38pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:
If he says you petite then petite you are; at least to him and that is final.

in fact, I believe him already.


I need his past questions and handouts, I want to be huge too. It will reduce my height and make me more intimidating, the way I like it.

A man should be taller nah, imagine your woman bending down to kiss you and tilting your head backwards like you are kid. kiss should be face-to-face not face-on-face except when one is his/her back.

LMAO, so I am not alone in using door frames to measure people's height. grin grin grin grin grin grin.

I also use how close the door handle is to one's chest too. LMAO


How can door handle be close to someone's chest? Is the person a dwarf?

Many people use the door frame, wardrobe and how easily you reach for those floating shelves in the kitchen.

Leave. I have heard it all. Some would say their sisters are taller. Or I need to see their greatgrandmother. They suddenly remember they have taller women. It is always them starting the comparison and I started telling them to give me a break abeggggg.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Tallesty1(m): 6:54pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


How can door handle be close to someone's chest? Is the person a dwarf?

Many people use the door frame, wardrobe and how easily you reach for those floating shelves in the kitchen.

Leave. I have heard it all. Some would say their sisters are taller. Or I need to see their greatgrandmother. They suddenly remember they have taller women. It is always them starting the comparison and I started telling them to give me a break abeggggg.
Hehehehe. Handles can be close to people's chest nah. Not all doors though.


You sound like you are actually tall, I am bowing out for now.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Anguldi(m): 7:05pm On Jan 30
Eunoiaa:
Na only that 5'7" disqualify me sha. 😒
See Fargin shocked
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by SweetBuns(f): 7:10pm On Jan 30
I love how the thread was completely derailed

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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by chidiokay: 7:18pm On Jan 30
pocohantas:


It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. [b]How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? [/b]I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.

Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:25pm On Jan 30
folake4u:
Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

Agba shooter. 🤭🤭
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Proserpina: 7:29pm On Jan 30
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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by pocohantas(f): 7:30pm On Jan 30
Tallesty1:
Hehehehe. Handles can be close to people's chest nah. Not all doors though.

I have never seen such and I would be startled if I do. grin grin

You sound like you are actually tall, I am bowing out for now.

Haha. I don't catfish or claim qualities I do not have.

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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by joseph1832(m): 7:33pm On Jan 30
Ishilove:

The Big Joe!!

Shhhhhh... grin
grin grin
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by folake4u(f): 7:35pm On Jan 30
Eunoiaa:


Agba shooter. 🤭🤭

Mango please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not even like that. Twas just a joke.
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by folake4u(f): 7:36pm On Jan 30
Proserpina:
What a thread!

You came late to the parry. grin grin
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by folake4u(f): 7:36pm On Jan 30
SweetBuns:
I love how the thread was completely derailed

I know right. Too sweet. cheesy
Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:38pm On Jan 30
Ishilove:
I am slightly above average in height. I do know I am among the above average females in church

Eerrr... interesting choice of words here. Slightly above average. grin

You tall abi you nor tall? I think I'm going to have to believe Tallesty about you on this one.

I cannot even picture the "above average females in church". I have no reference for that lol.

Tallesty1:
Nah LeBron is a giant. He is about 0.11m taller.

...than you, you mean?

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Re: Are You A Good Lady? by Eunoiaa(f): 7:39pm On Jan 30
folake4u:
Mango please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not even like that. Twas just a joke.

I hear you. 👍

😂😂

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