Tallesty1:

Eruleroz is light skinned. Fair ladies with the exception of Poco can never be wrong in my eyes.

Jennyclay may not understand our banter. She is too serious on here.


I pick my fights carefully

pocohantas:


There are single ladies in your family that need your advice more. Charity begins at home, bro.

pocohantas:


I am not "tall for a woman". Men my height call themselves tall. I am 5'10 and that is tall for both men and women. However, I consider 6ft plus men tall and that is relation to my height. Not as a general rule.

pocohantas:


Anything from 5'10 is tall. Separate your personal rule from the general rule.

FFIA:

No evening newspaper is in my family.

I wish you the same in your family too.

Tallesty1:

You are even taller less short than Ishi. Nsogbu dikwa.


5'10 is neither short nor tall, just a lil above average.

unless of course you are in the midst of short people.

pocohantas:


Your families are always perfect. Hence the obsession with strangers online.

Ishilove:

I am slightly above average in height. I do know I am among the above average females in church

Eunoiaa:


Wait. 🤣🤣

Don't tell me you choose this moniker because of how tall you are, lmao?

Because I was going to ask if you're LeBron James tall and it hit me.

pocohantas:


The typical hubris with 6ft+ people. They think they make the rules.

FFIA:

I may have some respect for some ladies here on nairaland but you see that Jennyclay!!!


put cruise aside.

I have ZERO regards for her person.

folake4u:


Hahahaha.

But it's true na. A 5'7 woman is not same as a 5'7 man.

Tallesty1:
They do.


If e pain you, grow more.

Tallesty1:

Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.

folake4u:


Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker?

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

Tallesty1:
People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.

pocohantas:


It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.

joseph1832:
You're tall. Heck, you're even taller than me, given your visible heavy body attributes, I'll say you're way taller than me, and God knows I ain't short.

Tallesty1:
If he says you petite then petite you are; at least to him and that is final.

in fact, I believe him already.


I need his past questions and handouts, I want to be huge too. It will reduce my height and make me more intimidating, the way I like it.

A man should be taller nah, imagine your woman bending down to kiss you and tilting your head backwards like you are kid. kiss should be face-to-face not face-on-face except when one is his/her back.

LMAO, so I am not alone in using door frames to measure people's height. .

I also use how close the door handle is to one's chest too. LMAO

pocohantas:


How can door handle be close to someone's chest? Is the person a dwarf?

Many people use the door frame, wardrobe and how easily you reach for those floating shelves in the kitchen.

Leave. I have heard it all. Some would say their sisters are taller. Or I need to see their greatgrandmother. They suddenly remember they have taller women. It is always them starting the comparison and I started telling them to give me a break abeggggg.

Eunoiaa:
Na only that 5'7" disqualify me sha. 😒

pocohantas:


It doesn't work that way. He is fond of calling me petite. [b]How do you tell a 5'10 78kg woman that she is petite? [/b]I can't suddenly be petite because he is huge. With time he started comparing my height to doorframes and objects I could reach without a stool _ then say "you take style tall o". It was hard for him to admit I am "also tall". But it is even better than men my height. Those ones claim they are taller and it is my hair helping me. I just allow them be happy. Men always want to be taller. It is do or die for them.

folake4u:
Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

Tallesty1:
Hehehehe. Handles can be close to people's chest nah. Not all doors though.

You sound like you are actually tall, I am bowing out for now.

Ishilove:

The Big Joe!!

Shhhhhh...

Eunoiaa:


Agba shooter. 🤭🤭

Proserpina:
What a thread!

SweetBuns:
I love how the thread was completely derailed

Ishilove:
I am slightly above average in height. I do know I am among the above average females in church

Tallesty1:
Nah LeBron is a giant. He is about 0.11m taller.

folake4u:
Mango please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not even like that. Twas just a joke.