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Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Odewaleadesoye(m): 11:03am On Jul 12
Ever had a moment where someone tries to throw shade, but you handle it with grace and humor?
This guy just gave a masterclass in staying calm and clever! 😂


Biker: "HEY!!! ARE YOU STUPID? LOOK HOW THE DUST ENTER MY EYES!"

Wife: "HONEY... HE JUST INSULTED YOU. WON'T YOU DEAL WITH HIM?"

Husband: "Hahahaa, NO DARLING... He didn't insult, he just asked if I'm stupid but I'm not."

Lesson learned: Sometimes, a cool head and a witty reply are all you need to diffuse a tense situation.
Stay calm and keep smiling! 😁

Drop your funniest responses to unexpected situations.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by shortgun(m): 5:25pm On Jul 12
Some wicked women have pushed many simple men to their untimely passing using emotional blackmail.
It all started in our homes, our mothers will incite our fathers to beat us mercilessly making us feel our fathers hated us.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by callmevirus(m): 5:25pm On Jul 12
Nothing concern me but E dey mind
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Otulented: 5:25pm On Jul 12
I bet anyone that would stay cool, in thiefinubu's regime

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Anijay1212(m): 5:25pm On Jul 12
grin
That man will definitely outlive that ogbanje woman behind him.
He is wise.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by kemax11: 5:25pm On Jul 12
Fct l dedicate this to my beautiful daughter kamsi

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Connected1: 5:25pm On Jul 12
Controlling my Anger has always kept me out of troubles always works.

But sometimes we need these troubles else people will ride on us.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by eepeepook: 5:25pm On Jul 12
Yoga teaches a cool mind. Never forget it. Idiots here still call the practice demonic.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by mrjoeblinks: 5:26pm On Jul 12
Ehen?
.
99% intelligence, 1% ruggedity anytime…anyday!

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by NkanuSon: 5:26pm On Jul 12
To me na insult o and u go collect

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by YeyeGbami: 5:26pm On Jul 12
Suru baba iwa.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Iyenogie30: 5:26pm On Jul 12
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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by jyz200(m): 5:26pm On Jul 12
No be face na mind be ruggedity

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by whytediamond(m): 5:26pm On Jul 12
angry

Moral of the joke: no let your woman make you fight another man. You drop dead or go to jail, she gets married to a new man the next year.

Wise man

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by AZControversial(m): 5:26pm On Jul 12
grin

OP.... Forget dat tin.....

My guy dey cool and calm because him see muscle......

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by agentjude(m): 5:26pm On Jul 12
Hmm...
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Starboytwo(m): 5:27pm On Jul 12
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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Haydens: 5:27pm On Jul 12
If you are not strong you cannot survive in this world.

It's a rugged world, see the way the man swallowed insult because he can't beat the man.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Offpoint1: 5:28pm On Jul 12
It's not about anger, it's all about knowing your limits.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by GenFunction: 5:28pm On Jul 12
Wife(jennyclay):Darling,u are supposed to dive him,wont u dive him?

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by MissOpe(f): 5:29pm On Jul 12
Haydens:
If you are not strong you cannot survive in this world.

It's a rugged world, see the way the man swallowed insult because he can't beat the man.

Haha hahahaha, what if he can beat the man but doesn't want to expensive much energy.

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by christianjoy(m): 5:29pm On Jul 12
Yes I stay calm these days
My peace of mind is priceless

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by IceLip: 5:29pm On Jul 12
Know how to calm your calm

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by AOB1: 5:29pm On Jul 12
Hmmmm
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Fuckyoumod: 5:29pm On Jul 12
The cooler you are the more they invade you.
Being too cool all the time has its own negative effects.

"Change am sometimes" for invaders and they will flee and respect your boundaries. Remain cool trust me they we keep coming with greater force.

Too much of everything is bad!

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by haybhi1(m): 5:30pm On Jul 12
Oju ko, okan ni giran

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Uniqueaccountant(m): 5:30pm On Jul 12
kemax11:
Fct l dedicate this to my beautiful daughter kamsi
HOW OLD IS YOUR DAUGHTER

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Anijay1212(m): 5:31pm On Jul 12
AZControversial:
grin

OP.... Forget dat tin.....

My guy dey cool and calm because him see muscle......
grin grin grin
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by mightyhaze: 5:32pm On Jul 12
How u wan do if those pillars start working like piston on your head and chest? grin

That man is wise..he has an acute sense of self preservation grin

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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Anijay1212(m): 5:32pm On Jul 12
whytediamond:
angry

Moral of the joke: no let your woman make you fight another man. You drop dead or go to jail, she gets married to a new man the next year.

Wise man
Very wise indeed.
grin grin grin

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