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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Haydens: 5:33pm On Jul 12 |
MissOpe: The way he swallowed the insults showed that he's weak, what if the man assults the wife in his presence, will he say such ? 2 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by EmperorEmerald2: 5:37pm On Jul 12 |
If na me eeehn The Muscle 💪 Man go Collect Wotowoto 😂😆😂 |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Dilijingsly(m): 5:41pm On Jul 12 |
Na so |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by underpinna: 5:41pm On Jul 12 |
shortgun: Some women are good at this. A lady once told me to counter community leaders who were advocating for proper channeling of waste water from a mini company I was working with. I was like "You no get month" Hmmmm, the guy who listened to her received a hot slap. 6 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by efemena5050(m): 5:42pm On Jul 12 |
shortgun:my mother was a culprit until the father woke up to understand this ..... 6 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Calitoscassius(m): 5:43pm On Jul 12 |
Haydens:Beat the man? Who has the energy to fight thesedays? Just shoot the guy with the energy or stab him with a machete all self defence. 1 Like |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by calebrita(m): 5:43pm On Jul 12 |
That's good |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by neonly: 5:44pm On Jul 12 |
GenFunction: Pls u guys should stop giving dis girl attention Very sure it what she crave for 2 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Greattha: 5:45pm On Jul 12 |
Silence is Golden. Keep them guessing and wondering. Check my profile for a safe sure way to earn daily income Odewaleadesoye: |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Calitoscassius(m): 5:45pm On Jul 12 |
MissOpe:Exactly, who wants to waste energy fighting, if push comes to shove just stab or shoot the guy with the muscle, i am sure he will calm down when he bleeds 1 Like |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Calitoscassius(m): 5:51pm On Jul 12 |
AZControversial:Muscle? Yea right. Just shoot the guy with muscle on the leg twice or stab him 10 times on his muscle chest with a machete, all self defence, i am sure he will chill when he sees his own blood. Dat's how we do it over here, i don't have muscle and i am not letting people with muscle intimidate me. No way i hell! |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Wizuman: 5:51pm On Jul 12 |
IIN 2018, had issues paying twice at the POS after buying ice cream for myself and my girlfriend, while waiting for her, She arrived and met me arguing with d eatery attendant. She threatened me that I should pay them again or she'd leave me and walk away... That was d last time I had anything to do with her. Faithful women are difficult to come by 4 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Ahigbo1: 5:54pm On Jul 12 |
shortgun: I can't relate with the last lines....Most times papa wanted to beat us, mama was our advocate 3 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by AZControversial(m): 6:10pm On Jul 12 |
Calitoscassius: That is when you have gun na...... Until then...... You go humble like dat guy.... |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by sylve11: 6:15pm On Jul 12 |
Haydens: |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Bobloco: 6:17pm On Jul 12 |
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Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by jaszplus12(m): 6:23pm On Jul 12 |
Odewaleadesoye:Hausa proverb: Fadan da ya fi karfin ka, sai ka Mai da shi wasa! |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Maeve7: 6:28pm On Jul 12 |
shortgun: Your mother, not our mother. 3 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Calitoscassius(m): 6:41pm On Jul 12 |
AZControversial:well. We have guns here in Miami i am sure there are knives and machetes in Naigeria if there are no guns. Carry knives in your pocket for self defence. |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by olaztek(m): 6:41pm On Jul 12 |
The stronger of the two is not the one with bigger muscle, it's the guy with emotional control. You will live long and be happy if you can control your anger, laughter and feelings. 5 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by APOPTOSIS: 6:44pm On Jul 12 |
UNMARRIED MEN don't know the peace of mind they're enjoying presently. After marriage you would realize God never orchestrated such. It was a mere societal collaboration. |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by AZControversial(m): 6:48pm On Jul 12 |
Calitoscassius: Lol....On top a harmless question??.... Please calm down sir ... 3 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Leemzyy(f): 6:51pm On Jul 12 |
shortgun:Lol even tho we still love them at last 1 Like |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Leemzyy(f): 6:52pm On Jul 12 |
whytediamond:Abi? |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Leemzyy(f): 6:55pm On Jul 12 |
Thats how babangbali dey always do fear fear,be a man jor |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by AdeCityzen(m): 7:22pm On Jul 12 |
jaszplus12:Meaning 1 Like |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by jaszplus12(m): 7:25pm On Jul 12 |
AdeCityzen:Fight that's greater than your strength you turn am to play! 2 Likes |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Emdebby2: 7:28pm On Jul 12 |
Prevention is better than cure. 1 Like |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by Arostar2023: 7:42pm On Jul 12 |
eepeepook: Don't be deceived....those sounds you make when you do yoga what are they? Those pose you take, do you know the symbolism behind them? Go and research on the origin of yoga. It's like someone from Africa saying that masquerade is just for entertainment and has nothing to do with African traditional religion AKA demon worship. |
Re: Mastering The Art Of Staying Cool Under Pressure! (Funny Joke) by shortgun(m): 7:54pm On Jul 12 |
Ahigbo1:Only if you know what mama told papa to make him want to murder you |
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