nihilistjnr:
I was sleeping after a long hard day of being unproductive and jobless, tossing and turning in despair as I endured yet another restless dream...when I smelled vawulence in the air...and now I am energised. Where once I was blind, I now have X-ray vision with 25X optical zoom.

I showed my grandfather this thread and now he's benching 200kg at the gym....and he died before I was born.

This is the good shït, not the stuff cut with fentanyl. Please keep ot coming

Segedinho and ebuka
E be like say JuJu dan they get expiration date, if not Israel threatened hell against his ex-wife
But it's looking like a joke, she's about to wed another nigga and e sure me die the guy will have sample her several times
Israel JuJu in the mud😂😂😂

life na vanity true true,with his wealth ubah fit afford the best doctors still in die.

Ballzproblemm:
life na vanity true true,with his wealth ubah fit afford the best doctors still in die.

they whine yourself.. Ubah own na child play compared to yar'adua(president)..

Death is inevitable.. Nobody can cheat death oo..

Amoto94:

Laugh now but soon your time will come but I will be there to remind you God willing not to complain because you approved of the behavior in the past. A deed is in accordance with its recompense.

Lol, one would think you were referring to something a lot more serious, and not an online spat between adult men.

seankafor:
Dem don kpai ifeanyi ubah

Damm… All those billions of naira
Health is the real wealth

Hmm...I decided to not come here again cos the insults were painful to read.

Ibime na the only brother I get for Nairaland. I like A40s street smartness and straightforwardness...so the beef no make me happy.

izzou:


Whoever your dealer is, don't lose him bro.

No mind Amoto. person wey be say na nukes and how to posion people full him mind.

small thing, he will throw one snide remark thinking tbat nobody is noticing

Theflint1:
Lol, one would think you were referring to something a lot more serious, and not an online spat between adult men.

Who will most likely quash it moving forward.

Even raumdeuter and airmark whose beef is eternal sef, no fit do each other any real harm. If one is in a position to help the other the person would not think twice.

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We recently saw how someone was stripped naked over online beef by the police after the person went after his opponent in the said beef but around this part we like playing the ostrich.

obainojazz:
Damm… All those billions of naira
Health is the real wealth

there are millions of other humans, animals , plants and other planets?

Universe does not revolve around our own little imaginations

izzou:


What is Nigeria's Police affinity with Removing clothes?

Any small thing, pull off your shirt

.

Airtel increased their data billing rate under the nose of NCC. 45gb on airtel is equivalent to 20gb on MTN.

Thunder will fire both NCC and Airtel.

Lastly, this Band A billing is daylight robbery. Light bill now makes rent seem like a minor expenses.

A40:
Captain Doofus told us Tinubu was the technocrat. He was one of those that told us he hit the ground running

I reminded him that Tinubu is a shylock with no known enterprise outside of public looting and dodgy business

You donminit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_hd0GQaTgI&pp=ygULb253dSBkaSBuam8%3D

My fellow Men, while death is inevitable, remember to take care of your health, especially after you cross 35…

RIP Dee Ifeanyi!

swiz123:
Airtel increased their data billing rate under the nose of NCC. 45gb on airtel is equivalent to 20gb on MTN.

Thunder will fire both NCC and Airtel.

Lastly, this Band A billing is daylight robbery. Light bill now makes rent seem like a minor expenses.

Food is increasing, transport is increasing, fuel has increased, pretty much everything is on an upward trajectory as regards pricing, it's only fair network providers increase their rates.

A tuber of yam 11K, new yam for that matter.

Amoto94:

Laugh now but soon your time will come but I will be there to remind you God willing not to complain because you approved of the behavior in the past. A deed is in accordance with its recompense.

I don't take online bant serious bro, i have more important stuff to worry about and nairaland is a stress killer for me. Some people bring their personal struggles online and transfer the aggression on perceived enemies. I enjoyed the vawulence like every other vawulence on this thread cos it was just an online bant, plus why should mod lock thread cos two adults are banting?

Theflint1:
A tuber of yam 11K, new yam for that matter.

Things are happening.

I'm not sure how folks at or below lower middle class are surviving.

-Lord

Amoto94:
We recently saw how someone was stripped naked over online beef by the police after the person went after his opponent in the said beef but around this part we like playing the ostrich.

So because two adults decide to banter each other , the mod should lock the thread for the rest of us? Which kind logic be that ?

The two people that had beef on twitter , did Elon Musk close down twitter for everybody else because of the two of them ?

BlueRayDick:


So because two adults decide to banter each other , the mod should lock the thread for the rest of us? Which kind logic be that ?

The two people that had beef on twitter , did Elon Musk close down twitter for everybody else because of the two of them ?

LordAdam16:


Things are happening.

I'm not sure how folks at or below lower middle class are surviving.

-Lord

The truth is a lot of people have resorted to the BBS - Beg, Borrow or Steal. That’s how a lot of people on the lower rung in Nigeria are surviving now .

It’s no longer unusual for you to receive a call from these soft loan companies telling you to tell someone to pay his or loan he has refused to pay. They borrow from different soft loan companies just to feed and don’t have means to pay back.

Then u also have people that will come to u and ask u to lend them money . The money they will obviously not pay back because they don’t have the means to do.

Petty theft and stealing on a large scale has increased recently . Recently I saw a video on social media in which a car owner was lamenting bitterly . He parked his car in front of his compound overnight and it was vandalized . They removed every removable from the vehicle and didn’t stop there . They literally removed the tyres of the Toyota where it was parked . How they were able to pull it off I don’t even know .

Theflint1:
Food is increasing, transport is increasing, fuel has increased, pretty much everything is on an upward trajectory as regards pricing, it's only fair network providers increase their rates.

At least, they should be open about it and stop deceiving subscribers.

They should state their current price and let subscribers decide.

BlueRayDick:


So because two adults decide to banter each other , the mod should lock the thread for the rest of us? Which kind logic be that ?

The two people that had beef on twitter , did Elon Musk close down twitter for everybody else because of the two of them ?

Apart from the personal disses which were a bit distasteful, I think Ibime and A40 had the battle of the decade.

Too much slangs flying upandan. They were dropping BARS. Not insults.

BlueRayDick:
Not like I support this guy’s arrest nor interested in the subject matter of their discussion o; but I do wonder why do people take online arguments too serious ?

Like why do u feel the need to call someone’s bluff and track him to an address he dropped online in the course of an argument ?

Do people not have fears anymore ? What if the address the guy dropped was a ritualist/kidnappers’ den? What if u get there and they harvest ur organ ?

As e don chop finish na. Trouble wasn't looking for him, he went looking for trouble.

I really do gbadun this brawl. It was appetizing and energizing.

How it spiral out of control was stupefying! Small jab here agidi was on full flair!

I love how you guys end the bout manly.

We were entertained!

People sef..Dey Yankee dey do pro government protest..

swiz123:


At least, they should be open about it and stop deceiving subscribers.

They should state their current price and let subscribers decide.

I think NCC stopped them from increasing their prices . So they found a means of self-help for them to stay in business .

I listened to a program on radio last month and the guest was the head of an umbrella body for telecoms operators( can’t recall the exact name the body is called ). The man mentioned it that every other businesses have adjusted their prices in line with current economic reality, but telecos cannot do that without NCC raising eyebrows.

I believe that must be the reason they’ve been doing hanky panky with their data and airtime nowadays

Dangote dey defend themselves.

FG dey defend Oando😂.

This country too funny

liveLongNprospa:
Dangote dey defend themselves.

FG dey defend Oando😂.

This country too funny

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BlueRayDick:


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Check Bayo Onanuga twitter feed 😂😂

Presidential spokesman Dey defend private citizen

Nah man. My children can't grow in this country