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Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 12:27pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: It is not surprising she smells. Most ladies that bleach stink. Anyway, so after mentioning Kamala Harris and co, na bleaching pills your own wife dey sell? No wonder you didn't include her. I don't blame her at all, I blame the ladies that would ingest and rub anything to be fair. Even if they destroy their internal organs in the process. Funny enough just yesterday I was conversing with my friend on how ladies are ingesting these pills with reckless abandon. Planned making a post but I was lazy to, but now we are here. No difference between your wife and a drug dealer. The number of deaths that would directly connected to her business in the nearest future is enough to make any ethical person choose selling okporoko over that nonsense you are proud of. I am sure she is nowhere close to being a LICENSED esthetician, but she is selling GLUTATHIONE that reduces the production of MELANIN. I hope she educates them on its withdrawal symptoms, long term usage, dietary demands and adverse effect for pregnant women? Doctors should get ready in 2034+. Customers wa pa. All thanks to your supportive wife. Supporting skin cancer all the way. ![]() ![]() 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 12:38pm On Jul 27 |
pocohantas:He he he he he! Look at this cerebral destitute. See as you type epistle full ground on top typographical error. Olodo Evening Newspaper with eczema infested kpekus. ![]() ![]() ![]() Which part of my reply alluded to my wife bleaching or smelling? Lolz. Your brain must really be overheating for you not to know what a slip of hand or typographical error is. I don't blame you though, you're a bubblehead who only reasons with her eczema infested and overused kpekus. Low budget Blessing C.E.O a.k.a "pampered se.x doll" "highly maintained plaything". ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 12:41pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Now to your useless jibes at housewives, which I have intentionally ignored for 2 reasons. 1) I have respect for housewives as they contribute a lot of balance to the ecosystem. It is a perfect arrangment if practised respectfully by both parties. Sadly Nigerians do not appreciate and respect them. 2) That insult holds no credence. My career life has never been hidden on this forum. Currently I work remotely as a Business ____________ for a UK based tech firm. So yes, you are right that I stay-at-home, but I don't need to step out of my house to earn. Neither do I have to sell cancer of the skin to support him. My source of income is ethical, moral, legal and poses no medical or economic damage to the society. I hope your supportive wife can say same with her full chest. I am highly maintained. You are correct. You can't get a man like Mine selling bleaching cream and pills. You mean as he met me that day and asked, "What do you do?", I will na say I sell SKIN WHITENING? E get as e be na. ![]() 9 Likes
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Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 1:02pm On Jul 27 |
pocohantas:Now that you've taken the bait, I think it's time to open your yansh finally. Firstly, any right thinking person with half a brain cell would find it antithetical to believe you have a career or a life. Especially since you alluded to being a "housewife who only offers fvck" to her husband. So, all those your foaming, ranting and grandstanding is baseless. Since you confirmed that you only offer fvck to your husband, you're nothing more than a fvck object or a highly maintained se.x doll. If you like, be claiming to be working for a CANADIAN firm. Perhaps you think you're talking to one of your minions whose brain is doing overheating. ![]() ![]() Secondly, all your regurgitations have been about what my wife sells in her shop. Firstly, you said it's "Caro White".. Having been busted, you changed to "Canoe Soap" now it's bleaching cream that you've been screaming about like a mental asylum escapee. You can rant all you want but I won't divulge all that she sells or does for a living. At least, that's my trump card. I've said it severally, you and your minions have a very low I.Q, hence, you'll only see whatever it is that I want you to see. You can only know whatever it is that I want you to know. And ehm, which of your nonsense haven't I replied to? Absolutely none! Hanty "highly maintained plaything". ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:06pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: I am not you whose bragging right is dragging people like gen. Any right thinking person knows what I do. https://www.nairaland.com/7265929/9-months-experience-non-tech-remote https://www.nairaland.com/7247062/remote-work-hope-non-tech-nigerians I have contributed my capital to Nairaland. Shared my road map and even my Google Drive resource was once on this Nairaland. Try as you may, you can't open my nyash. People before you have tried. I am still standing. Would never fall. ![]() ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 1:14pm On Jul 27 |
pocohantas:Yinmu! Again, make whatever claim that you want to, you're still nothing more than a "pampered and highly maintained se.x doll" who only offers fvck to her husband. Plato was right when he said "the worst form of deception is self deception". ![]() ![]() If it was back then that I haven't known your antics, I would have fallen for your trap by revealing what strides and progress I've made in my line of job or how I've been able to help some nairalanders (most of whom can attest to that). But no, I refuse to be tempted! ![]() ![]() And ehm, yes, it's my bragging right that I never spare trolls. Anybody wey do anyhow reach where I dey, him go see anyhow. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:23pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: 1) I don't sell bleaching cream and pills, Sir. 2) My bragging right is not dragging people like gen online. 3) Currently I manage up to 10 partners. All in Europe. I just switch between businesses to monitor. You no reach to defame me. I have paid my dues while maintianing high ETHICS. 4) Yes, I am a pampered sex doll. I have the best of both worlds. A good job and a man who delivers his polling unit. 🥰🥰🥰 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 1:32pm On Jul 27 |
pocohantas:Hey! Selling bleaching cream and pills is my wife's hustle. Don't joke with it please! That's what pays the bills! ![]() ![]() Yes, my bragging right is dragging trolls that want to mess with me online. I'm unashamedly proud of it. I wear it like a badge. If not, your minions would have invaded this thread by now in solidarity. But you can see they all stayed away for fear of my wrath. Just like Aretino said in his address to the Papacy; "may God spare you all from Aretino's pen...." ![]() ![]() ![]() Thirdly, you can be whoever you want to be; "a highly maintained se.x doll" An expensive "plaything" "a pampered overgrown foo.l". Just whatever you want to be. It's not my place to judge you. You're the one with the over bloated sense of importance who thinks I give two fvcks about her existence. Frankly, I don't. Just no bring your madness reach my side. Singing in D-banj's voice; "If you dey craze, my brother no bring craze come my side, because if craze meet craze, craze go hide...." ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:34pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Did I mention you first? Now you no wan judge? Shebi you talk say I dey fear you? I go dey fear who im wife dey sell bleaching cream? Nobody stayed away for the fear of your wrath. Na me you mention and na me answer you. You no reach!!! 😂😂😂😂 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:37pm On Jul 27 |
Your unlicensed wife dey sell gluthatione, you dey online dey brag say babes dey fear you. Delulu 7 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 1:37pm On Jul 27 |
pocohantas:That's all for today! Until next Friday when your mental breakdown will resurface again. I know you enjoy the little attention that you get from me, it makes you feel like you're still relevant. Sorry girl, I've got other things to do. ![]() ![]() #Picks_tooth. 4 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by pocohantas(f): 1:39pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: You finally run? Next time no hype yourself o. Nobody is scared of you. You are not even in the top 20 ruthless Nlders. You think it is by shouting fck object? Taah, getaut. Oko Oni Bleaching Cream. ![]() 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 3:27pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: No be your wife in her shack be this?? Our Caro white ambassador!! Yeye! 5 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by Es350: 6:12pm On Jul 27 |
SenecaTheYonger:You wey never chop? Go and sit down one place. 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by SenecaTheYonger: 6:36pm On Jul 27 |
Es350: LOL |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 6:39pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:Oh! I see you're following her. B1tch, thank you for being a loyal fan! At least you can tell fvckerhantas that it's not only bleaching cream that she sells. ![]() ![]() ![]() You didn't even capture her shop very well, wait, let me give you another angle to masturb8 on. Besides, I noticed you've removed that your lapalapa infested face from your profile picture. What happened? You got bashed? With the horrible way your face looks, you don't need make-up to act witch in Nollywood movies. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 6:42pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: You've been caught in 4k. Yeye dey finish una family. Clown. |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 6:45pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:It's like your brain is paining you. Caught doing what? Begging or stealing? ![]() ![]() ![]() You always type like one with low cerebrospinal fluid! By the way, you can reach out to my wife to give you stuffs that will clear your face of those lapalapa. And if that stubborn craw-craw wey dey your yansh never go, she has the cream for it too. Bills on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 6:51pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Where you not denying she sells bleaching cream and other assorted cheap junk? Deny now. I thought you said we know only what you want people to know? You thought! Una don cast! Yeye dey finish una. |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 6:58pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:Cast as per sey wetin? We dey borrow pose, beg or steal? It's what we have and we're proud of it. When will you quit sounding like an INFANTILE? Have you taken leave of your senses ni? ![]() ![]() ![]() If not that your brain is paining you, you probably wouldn't have assumed that I'm not proud of what my wife does for a living. Your mumu dey shame me. A young lady is going about her business peacefully, you're here trying to "shame" her just to get to me. If that's not witchcraft, I wonder what is. PS- I hope you understand the implication of posting my wife's picture without my consent? No be sey when I take action, you come begin dey blame the devil. There will be consequences for such and I'll only warn you this once. 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 7:03pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Yen yen yen. I thought you said you only want us to see what you want? Didn't you say she doesn't sell bleaching creams ? By the way is she on LinkedIn? Does she know what it is? Remember you said you were suprised I know what it is? |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 7:09pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:So because I want you to see what I want, you think that gives you the liberty to post my wife's pictures all over nairaland abi? I pity you! It's like your village people are using your picture to blow themselves breeze. I sha don warn you once and that's all you'll get. ![]() ![]() Meanwhile, I refuse to further discuss anything concerning my wife. If you have anything to say to me, feel free to mention me and I'll reply you accordingly. But any further discussion about my wife is off the table. 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 7:16pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: No be you first mention your wife? Stand on it. Why are you now crying ? You thought you were mad abi? 😂 The next time you want to troll, make sure your looks match your audacity. |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 7:18pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar:
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Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 7:25pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:There you go again! Exhibiting another sign of a brain fault! It's like you're inherently not gifted with a faculty of discernment? ![]() ![]() ![]() Go back to the previous pages and point out where I started my discussion by mentioning my wife? It's your mentor fvckerhantas who mentioned my wife first and even she didn't do it as brazenly as you did. In all her regurgitations, she never for once posted my wife's pictures. But you? The one whose brain is twisted like a dreadlock. You kept splashing my wife's pictures all over the place without fear of retribution. Your village people must really be dancing gwo gwo gwo go on your head if you think there won't be consequences. I won't warn you again. Just that once is enough! Again, if you have anything to vomit, throw it out but keep my wife's name and pictures out of it. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by Sapasenator: 7:30pm On Jul 27 |
Guys, ladies, let there be peace.
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Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 7:38pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Keep crying. I thought you were a master detailer. When you're think you're mad, there's always someone else madder than you. 1 Like |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 7:43pm On Jul 27 |
You'd mentioned me before now just to insult me and I ignored you and in your mind you thought you scored and bullied me into silence. |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 7:47pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:There you go again with another mumbo jumbo! It's like you w1tches have nothing on me other than regurgitating the same hocus-pocus? ![]() ![]() ![]() Firstly, to accuse me of trolling you when in fact it was you who jumped on my mentions shows that you are low on cerebral fuel. Where and when did I mention you? Do I even know if you're still alive or not? Like, do I care? ![]() ![]() ![]() Secondly, I have never at any point in time described myself as "mad". I only said that I don't spare trolls and can't be coerced by anyone. Least of all, some hags whose only achievement in life is being a highly maintained "fvck objects". Always make sure you read with your brain intact, it's becoming your modus operandi to type like someone who only reasons with her anu.s Besides, the Tightpussy moniker that mentioned me on this thread. I believe by now everyone knows who "it" is. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 8:16pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: You think I'm tightpussy? I'll take that as a compliment. If you're as intelligent as you love to think you are, you'll know how way off that is, but go on Ask me how to be a detective and ill teach you 😉 |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by ravensckar(m): 8:23pm On Jul 27 |
1Sharon:Trust me, I know you're not the Tightpussy because for a start, your pvssy isn't tight. ![]() ![]() ![]() However, if there's one thing that I know, it's the fact that Tightpussy moniker is one of fvckerhantas minion. But again, do I care? Nah! I don't have the luxury of time to play detective on a faceless forum. Anybody that wants to spar with me should get in the ring, I don't do hit & run. ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by 1Sharon(f): 8:28pm On Jul 27 |
ravensckar: Are you sure you want to go down this road again? Is your wife's pussy tight after pushing out your kids? Or should I just send her a message and ask her? |
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