JUDGEJUDITH:
Maybe the ITK lady convinced them to allow her present and ended messing up!!
Aces needed it more than Chekas ...cos Chekas fans are definitely arising and will do better than Aces that bring little or nothing lol
Yes oo sponsors yapa everywhere ..definitely more tasks coming!

I'm not talking about the fans, but the HMs.

Chekas were in the bottom, so, they needed this win. Aces are fine, and they have lots of voters too, so, they will be fine on that end.

Some people even bought votes for them because of Sooj and Victoria ship.

carammel:

This Micky seem to be a special breed of werey.

I swear
I hope he doesn't leave this week I like that he despises that group

Michkay should calm down, Zinwe have been pacifying him and telling him to let go but he is still vibrating....

safarigirl:


I'm not talking about the fans, but the HMs.

Chekas were in the bottom, so, they needed this win. Aces are fine, and they have lots of voters too, so, they will be fine on that end.

Some people even bought votes for them because of Sooj and Victoria ship.

Are they the only people that bought votes? dey play lol

If u know what's good for u Micky u better go and destroy those foolish men!!
That will birth a serious male rivalry on the show making u a major character on the show instead of remaining at the background with ur pair..Which will also help ur votes!!

Okay, make I update una small on two early morning discussions

1. Anita and Topher

So, Anita and Topher sat down in the garden, basically sizing each other up. They start with the continuation of an older conversation, concerning past relationships and how it affected them. Anita doesn't fully explain hers, she just confirms it was not physical violence. Topher says his past relationship ended because the babe cheated with his cousin. He asks her if she has been in relationships since then, she says yes. She goes on to admit, after he asks, that she is a lover girl, but doesn't fall easily. She is a hard nut to crack, so, when she falls, she falls hard. This gives Topher a level of reluctance. He chuckles awkwardly and reveals that he doesn't chase women, rather he is chased. Anita finds this amusing, as well as incredulous. "Are you serious? You like to be chased?" He says, "I'm a fine boy now..." then mumbles inaudible words in defense of his self-professed beauty.

He goes on to tell her he has been giving her green light and she is yet to "pull him for a chat". Anita is once again, perplexed by this, and in even greater disbelief. She gives him this, "You dey whine me?" Look, then chuckles a bit. She tells him she does check up on him, and chats occasionally, however, she thinks he is sneaky with it. He expresses surprise at her accusation. She says he doesn't express himself with her, he starts to ask her what she wants him to say (while chuckling like an excited schoolboy), "Anita, I think you're a really pretty girl. I'd like to get to know you"? She glances at him with a soft smile, while he looks ahead, a bit unsure if that line was heavy enough to move a needle in his favour.

She looks ahead with an expression that says, "This boy, E go long for you for this house."

They continue to converse a while longer, seemingly testing the waters for a potential ship. The beauty queen, and the man whose beauty has ensured he was constantly wooed by ladies until now.

His naivete rears its ugly head, his age glares angrily at viewers as we realise, THIS NIGGA AIN'T GOT GAME!


Kayode saves his blushes and switches the cameras to another conversation at the games room....


*Stick around for Part 2.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Safarigirl kuku kill me.

You see that guy called topher make pesin no just talk.

PART 2

FAIRME AND ZION

The camera pans to Zion and FairMe, seemingly engaged in a game of pool that has temporarily been paused for this quick chitchat. The topic of the conversation? FairMe's unlikely triangle with Victoria and Onyeka.

FairMe, who had earlier expressed this concern to Topher at the garden, a conversation that was abruptly ended because Topher shooed him away when his love interest, Anita, came by, has now found a less occupied person, Zion of Zinwe, to entertain his matter.

FairMe basically repeats the same concerns he expressed to Topher; as much as he is cool with Victoria, the resident mute, he fears that she is far too quiet for him and her dull energy will force him to turn down his exuberant one. His recent concern is that Onyeka, the one who complements him best, was upset he had made noodles for Victoria. He expresses surprise that Onyeka would get upset over that, because he didn't know they were in that sort of ship. Zion, Chinwe's Baby, lets him know that Victoria is a reserved girl, who only says 20 words per day, and he would personally recommend her for any man, as girls like her are good girls men would want. As opposed to, Onyeka, whose "snail" talk has turned everyone off. Zion postulates that Onyeka was doing all that snail talk because in her heart, she really wanted male attention and still wants ship, and any man who fulfills her hopes and dreams, will enjoy to some extent since she will go all in.

For the duration of this conversation, everytime Zion says a negative statement of Onyeka, FairMe counters it with, "... she's a nice girl. She's sweet and can be emotional.", "She's not really like that though.", "She complements my energy, I just didn't know she was feeling me like that"

At the end of this conversation (which I strongly believe is fuelled by a level of delusion and massive self-confidence), FairMe decides he will try to remain friends with both women, as he did not come to the house for a ship.

PS: I don't think either of these women asked him for a ship, but I think he's cute.


There is another conversation currently going on between Mayor and Ruth in the garden, it is also fueled by delusion from both parties, mostly the Chef who didn't add Mayonnaise in her creamy pasta. Not worth my pen.

Twoclans:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Safarigirl kuku kill me.

You see that guy called topher make pesin no just talk.

Lol.

I was in a mood. Contrary to how my narration may come off, I did enjoy their conversation for the 15-minutes or so the camera was on them. It allowed me listen to Anita properly, and she is such an intelligent woman. So well spoken, articulate and a great conversationalist.

Topher looked like he was punching above his weight. You could just tell he was swimming in uncharted waters and was unsure of how this shot shooting thing happens. I have never seen him so out of his depth with any lady until today.

I am hopeful we will get to watch him break out of his shell, and his dalliance with this damsel that is Anita, will surely teach him a few life lessons before he leaves the house.

You see that chyke wey he no sabi chyke woman? He go learn am by force!

Baby steps.

One more update before I bid the thread goodnight (I know it's morning, no correct me)

This conversation happened between Toby Forge and Mayor Frosh and was shown after the Zion and FairMe own, but this pair were talking in low tones, so, it was hard to catch a lot of things said.

Anyway, apparently, Toby Forge of Streeze has plans to make a move on Anita of Nelita. He updated his bro, Mayor of this plan, and his bro lets him know Topher of Aces is "cooking" on that end, but no reason why he (Toby) cannot join the kitchen.

So, the new plan is for Toby, who has apparently failed in his bid to bag married bestie Kassia, or just tired of that journey, to make a move on Anita.

While I am somewhat concerned for Toby's seeming lack of self respect, considering the situations he willingly puts himself in, I actually look forward to this.

I was celebrating two hot boys (Mayor and Sooj) giving me a show with the battle for one girl (Nelly), but if Toby Forge wants to get in the ring and face Topher, I could be getting some proper reality TV.

Streeze, I need you both to show those Aces boys that it's you that came into the house with the Steeze and the Rizz, and they can't upstage you. Give me a rivalry that can take up valuable time at a Reunion.

This is the drama I signed up for. Streeze vs. Aces, for Nelita. May the best pair win.

safarigirl:
PART 2

FAIRME AND ZION

As opposed to, Onyeka, whose "snail" talk has turned everyone off.
.

What is this Onyeka and snail talk though? I must have missed it

Let me just pretend to be enjoying this season sha

Week 1,
I didn't vote.
Week 2,
Not sure I will be voting still.

Kassia is smart I like how she stylishly held Toby's hand to avoid holding her waist or touching her yesterday while Hubby Kellyrae was watching them in a funny way 😂😂😂😂. One bad thing about bbn is few weeks into the show you already know the Winner.

safarigirl:
Okay, make I update una small on two early morning discussions

1. Anita and Topher

So, Anita and Topher sat down in the garden, basically sizing each other up. They start with the continuation of an older conversation, concerning past relationships and how it affected them. Anita doesn't fully explain hers, she just confirms it was not physical violence. Topher says his past relationship ended because the babe cheated with his cousin. He asks her if she has been in relationships since then, she says yes. She goes on to admit, after he asks, that she is a lover girl, but doesn't fall easily. She is a hard nut to crack, so, when she falls, she falls hard. This gives Topher a level of reluctance. He chuckles awkwardly and reveals that he doesn't chase women, rather he is chased. Anita finds this amusing, as well as incredulous. "Are you serious? You like to be chased?" He says, "I'm a fine boy now..." then mumbles inaudible words in defense of his self-professed beauty.

He goes on to tell her he has been giving her green light and she is yet to "pull him for a chat". Anita is once again, perplexed by this, and in even greater disbelief. She gives him this, "You dey whine me?" Look, then chuckles a bit. She tells him she does check up on him, and chats occasionally, however, she thinks he is sneaky with it. He expresses surprise at her accusation. She says he doesn't express himself with her, he starts to ask her what she wants him to say (while chuckling like an excited schoolboy), "Anita, I think you're a really pretty girl. I'd like to get to know you"? She glances at him with a soft smile, while he looks ahead, a bit unsure if that line was heavy enough to move a needle in his favour.

She looks ahead with an expression that says, "This boy, E go long for you for this house."

They continue to converse a while longer, seemingly testing the waters for a potential ship. The beauty queen, and the man whose beauty has ensured he was constantly wooed by ladies until now.

His naivete rears its ugly head, his age glares angrily at viewers as we realise, THIS NIGGA AIN'T GOT GAME!


Kayode saves his blushes and switches the cameras to another conversation at the games room....


*Stick around for Part 2.

Baby, I can see the novelling capabilities shining through this…. Well done. See as you jazz up two people i consider boring…

safarigirl:
One more update before I bid the thread goodnight (I know it's morning, no correct me)

This conversation happened between Toby Forge and Mayor Frosh and was shown after the Zion and FairMe own, but this pair were talking in low tones, so, it was hard to catch a lot of things said.

Anyway, apparently, Toby Forge of Streeze has plans to make a move on Anita of Nelita. He updated his bro, Mayor of this plan, and his bro lets him know Topher of Aces is "cooking" on that end, but no reason why he (Toby) cannot join the kitchen.

So, the new plan is for Toby, who has apparently failed in his bid to bag married bestie Kassia, or just tired of that journey, to make a move on Anita.

While I am somewhat concerned for Toby's seeming lack of self respect, considering the situations he willingly puts himself in, I actually look forward to this.

I was celebrating two hot boys (Mayor and Sooj) giving me a show with the battle for one girl (Nelly), but if Toby Forge wants to get in the ring and face Topher, I could be getting some proper reality TV.

Streeze, I need you both to show those Aces boys that it's you that came into the house with the Steeze and the Rizz, and they can't upstage you. Give me a rivalry that can take up valuable time at a Reunion.

This is the drama I signed up for. Streeze vs. Aces, for Nelita. May the best pair win.

Ahhh, ope oh…. Let Mr Tobi look for game somewhere else and let Madam Bestie and her bestie husband provide us with different drama.. I am all for this. Thanks hon for the gist.

safarigirl:
One more update before I bid the thread goodnight (I know it's morning, no correct me)

This conversation happened between Toby Forge and Mayor Frosh and was shown after the Zion and FairMe own, but this pair were talking in low tones, so, it was hard to catch a lot of things said.

Anyway, apparently, Toby Forge of Streeze has plans to make a move on Anita of Nelita. He updated his bro, Mayor of this plan, and his bro lets him know Topher of Aces is "cooking" on that end, but no reason why he (Toby) cannot join the kitchen.

So, the new plan is for Toby, who has apparently failed in his bid to bag married bestie Kassia, or just tired of that journey, to make a move on Anita.

While I am somewhat concerned for Toby's seeming lack of self respect, considering the situations he willingly puts himself in, I actually look forward to this.

I was celebrating two hot boys (Mayor and Sooj) giving me a show with the battle for one girl (Nelly), but if Toby Forge wants to get in the ring and face Topher, I could be getting some proper reality TV.

Streeze, I need you both to show those Aces boys that it's you that came into the house with the Steeze and the Rizz, and they can't upstage you. Give me a rivalry that can take up valuable time at a Reunion.

This is the drama I signed up for. Streeze vs. Aces, for Nelita. May the best pair win.

Streeze are always thinking ahead of those Ace mannequins Anyways thanks for remembering to report about them today cos u have made it obvious u are fighting with them especially Toby lmao

MamBi:



Ahhh, ope oh…. Let Mr Tobi look for game somewhere else and let Madam Bestie and her bestie husband provide us with different drama.. I am all for this. Thanks hon for the gist.

Husband dey dull! He can't bring drama with the ladies...If not for Toby that is daring enough amongst the guys to enter Kassia..Double kay is dead on arrival

I like how my Streeze boys decoded sharply that aces mannequins are not their friend!
Imagine being the only pair that wanted to take them out on Sunday Thank God they are not even influential enough to convince the housemates lol

Safarigirl thanks for the recap

Lauryn41:
That 50 year old Aunty needs to go home on Sunday

what then happens to Nne? That aunty is a snitch. She kept gossiping Nne to the mbadiwe twins until she confronted nne yesterday and was saying a whole lot of rubbish. Nne should revert to her before taking any decision. Aunty dey mad? As in she's Queen of England?
The earlier they unpair these housemates the better

Yhu are very funny ooo.... So yhu expected Aces to vote out TAMI OR CHEKAS? 😂😂😂...

JUDGEJUDITH:
I like how my Streeze boys decoded sharply that aces mannequins are not their friend!
Imagine being the only pair that wanted to take them out on Sunday Thank God they are not even influential enough to convince the housemates lol

DGOODLYF:
The moment TAMI(Toyosi and Damilola) realized dat Doublekay are married couple....the shock ehn...no b small

https://x.com/symply_kim/status/1820562808347529318

Vote Doublekay!!!!

The shock on their faces🤣🤣

safarigirl:
One more update before I bid the thread goodnight (I know it's morning, no correct me)

This conversation happened between Toby Forge and Mayor Frosh and was shown after the Zion and FairMe own, but this pair were talking in low tones, so, it was hard to catch a lot of things said.

Anyway, apparently, Toby Forge of Streeze has plans to make a move on Anita of Nelita. He updated his bro, Mayor of this plan, and his bro lets him know Topher of Aces is "cooking" on that end, but no reason why he (Toby) cannot join the kitchen.

So, the new plan is for Toby, who has apparently failed in his bid to bag married bestie Kassia, or just tired of that journey, to make a move on Anita.

While I am somewhat concerned for Toby's seeming lack of self respect, considering the situations he willingly puts himself in, I actually look forward to this.

I was celebrating two hot boys (Mayor and Sooj) giving me a show with the battle for one girl (Nelly), but if Toby Forge wants to get in the ring and face Topher, I could be getting some proper reality TV.

Streeze, I need you both to show those Aces boys that it's you that came into the house with the Steeze and the Rizz, and they can't upstage you. Give me a rivalry that can take up valuable time at a Reunion.

This is the drama I signed up for. Streeze vs. Aces, for Nelita. May the best pair win.

Bless you dear for all the updates......

Nelita and Victoria are the hottest cakes in there yet some people thinks nne is finer

How come no guy thinks of her in that house sef

lovedoctor26:
Yhu are very funny ooo.... So yhu expected Aces to vote out TAMI OR CHEKAS? 😂😂😂...

I wont blame Steeze shaa, since Nelita became close to Aces, does guys have been on Aces case and i think they re older...
They re like dis young boys come take our babes shaa

thatigboman:
what then happens to Nne? That aunty is a snitch. She kept gossiping Nne to the mbadiwe twins until she confronted nne yesterday and was saying a who lot of rubbish. Nne should revert to her before taking any decision. Aunty dey mad? As in she's Queen of England?
The earlier they unpair these housemates the better

Or create new pairs like they did during double wahala

Alheeri:


I wont blame Steeze shaa, since Nelita became close to Aces, does guys have been on Aces case and i think they re older...
They re like dis young boys come take our babes shaa

They are not Older especially sooj that was dancing like 75 yrs old man with arthritis last night cos Nelly spent time with him lol

Nne be like who dey remind teacher say e no give them assignment.


Victoria dey bore me.


Dj frosh no bad. Cute and entertaining I don't know why guys no dey look her side.

Topher dey immature. Small pikin dey worry am.

Onyeka go dey nice to Bleep dazzle.

lovedoctor26:
Yhu are very funny ooo.... So yhu expected Aces to vote out TAMI OR CHEKAS? 😂😂😂...

Is not just that...they are intimidated by streeze brain and reez They were also expecting the Streeze boys to be sucking up to them as per facecards but they no send lmao

What happened between Mickey and the Shaun

JUDGEJUDITH:
They are not Older especially sooj that was dancing like 75 yrs old man with arthritis last night cos Nelly spent time with him lol

Mayor is with Nelly now, now Aces can rest with this forced rivalry..
That trending dance steps

safarigirl:
Okay, make I update una small on two early morning discussions

1. Anita and Topher
So, Anita and Topher ….You like to be chased?" He says, "I'm a fine boy now..." then mumbles inaudible words in defense of his self-professed beauty.

He goes on …

*Stick around for Part 2.

You really are a good writer.
Thanks for the update
But I must refer to the bolded bit.
… it found a way to completely, totally, crack me up (like a mad woman)