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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ihebu4chelsea(m): 10:27am On Sep 03
OasisX:
.....DR PMS is now available. Let's wait and see how it goes, but I am so hopeful Prosperity is close.

Nigeria sell crude oil to them in Naira, in return they will PMS to Nigerians in Naira. A big relief on fx, like 40% of our fx go to PMS importation.

Prosperity is within the reach, we are so close more than few months ago.
If to say Curses dhe work. I for curse you I swear

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:29am On Sep 03
Patiently waiting for Seyi Tinubu to tell us to bear with his father and that he understands how we feel cool

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by swiz123(m): 10:30am On Sep 03
OasisX:
Right now, as we have this refinery working, it will show the true consumption of Nigeria. We can track every single loaded truck, and we try as much as possible to track loaded ships.

- Aliko Dangote

Izzou , your comforter has dropped some words of motivation.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 10:31am On Sep 03
OasisX:
Right now, as we have this refinery working, it will show the true consumption of Nigeria. We can track every single loaded truck, and we try as much as possible to track loaded ships.

- Aliko Dangote

Dangote is just capping.

The technology and processes have always been available. But since there is money to be made the processes will not work.

Three years ago I had to register on dpr website. The website had issues and I had to pay someone to do it

Last week one of our accounts was frozen because we don't have scuml. All you have to do is got to scuml website and register. We went to the site and registered and received acknowledgement. Next time we went the transaction had disappeared and we are locked out. It Will have to be done in person and we have to drop.

This scenario is replicated across regulatory agencies everywhere. It is because fuel directly affects most Nigerians we are experiencing the blowback directly

Any claims dangote has about tracking trucks especially as he does not own them, is capping.

I sha hope we are not getting petrol with sulphur in it.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by swiz123(m): 10:31am On Sep 03
OasisX:
.....DR PMS is now available. Let's wait and see how it goes, but I am so hopeful Prosperity is close.

Nigeria sell crude oil to them in Naira, in return they will PMS to Nigerians in Naira. A big relief on fx, like 40% of our fx go to PMS importation.

Prosperity is within the reach, we are so close more than few months ago.

Thank you Sir. I feel better now.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:34am On Sep 03
swiz123:


Izzou , your comforter has dropped some words of motivation.

Yes oh

I showed it to the fuel attendant, and she sold for me at 700.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 10:34am On Sep 03
Ihebu4chelsea:
If to say Curses dhe work. I for curse you I swear
The guy. 4 don die 4 long

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:38am On Sep 03
liveLongNprospa:
Lmao.. I dey inside queue, conoil stop to sell.
They are about to increase price live😂.

This shiiit happened to me on May 29th 2023 after the most useless inaugural speech ever.

The thing can be very painful grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 10:38am On Sep 03
liveLongNprospa:


In Lagos?
That's what I heard on radio, several persons called in to confirm, that the prices were being changed in their presence.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:41am On Sep 03
Theflint1:
That's what I heard on radio, several persons called in to confirm, that the prices were being changed in their presence.

The price has been adjusted at NNPC Awolowo way, Ikoyi to N855/Liter this morning.

It is official!

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by liveLongNprospa(m): 10:41am On Sep 03
BlueRayDick:


This shiiit happened to me on May 29th 2023 after the most useless inaugural speech ever.

The thing can be very painful grin

Lmaooo.. I bought on that day just before the station increased it.
Crazy experience
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by liveLongNprospa(m): 10:42am On Sep 03
Theflint1:
That's what I heard on radio, several persons called in to confirm, that the prices were being changed in their presence.

Yeah its confirmed
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 10:42am On Sep 03
GloriousGbola:



Steps that should have been taken years ago. Now the cancer has metastasized and the surgery is going to be a bitch. All of a sudden nnpc is discovering illegal refineries that have been hiding in plain sight.

Shit is hard and getting harder
And isn't it ironical that you're riding for the people that prevented those steps from being taken years ago? grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by LordAdam16: 10:46am On Sep 03
GloriousGbola:


NNPC is rolling out cng but like you said it is capital intensive and nnpc as a company is run like a federal parastatal. It may actually be better for their performance if their retail is actually ovh energy and that culture takes over.


I don't think the culture will move the needle much.
The fundamentals are f*cked.

Lokpobiri is saying some 25 to 35m liters of gasoline are smuggled out daily.
Total import is around 50 - 60m liters.
To put that in perspective, in 2022, Egypt's total was 31m liters per day. South Africa was 25m liters.

For our immediate neighbors, Benin is 3m. Niger is 0.7m. Chad is 0.8m. Cameroon is 2.1m. That is 6.6m liters total.
Niger and Chad can already smuggle even cheaper gasoline from Libya.
Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, and Ghana are 12.4m combined. And at a certain point, transport over land wrecks the profit margin.

The subsidy regime is monumental waste.
They just write whatever consumption figures they like and pocket the monetary equivalent.
Replace NNPC with a private company and it'll be no different.
We don't have to hypothesize. Under the PDP subsidy regime, that's exactly what the private briefcase companies did.

You know you are in SHTF territory when Atiku and Tinubu can look at a scale of thievery and say "this is too much".

cc izzou

-Lord

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by liveLongNprospa(m): 10:54am On Sep 03
Lmao.. "subsidy is gone"

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 10:57am On Sep 03
Theflint1:
And isn't it ironical that you're riding for the people that prevented those steps from being taken years ago? grin

Oil theft and kpofire surged in the Buhari years under the watchful eyes of wike. What exactly are you talking about?

What do you think the root cause of our inability to supply dangote is?

Are the employees of nnpc, the navy, customs apc pdp or LP affiliated? I understand that you are allowing political hatred go impact on your reason but try small to allow your brain to override your saltiness.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:09am On Sep 03
LordAdam16:


I don't think the culture will move the needle much.
The fundamentals are f*cked.

Lokpobiri is saying some 25 to 35m liters of gasoline are smuggled out daily.
Total import is around 50 - 60m liters.
To put that in perspective, in 2022, Egypt's total was 31m liters per day. South Africa was 25m liters.

For our immediate neighbors, Benin is 3m. Niger is 0.7m. Chad is 0.8m. Cameroon is 2.1m. That is 6.6m liters total.
Niger and Chad can already smuggle even cheaper gasoline from Libya.
Togo, Burkina Faso, Mali, and Ghana are 12.4m combined. And at a certain point, transport over land wrecks the profit margin.

The subsidy regime is monumental waste.
They just write whatever consumption figures they like and pocket the monetary equivalent.
Replace NNPC with a private company and it'll be no different.
We don't have to hypothesize. Under the PDP subsidy regime, that's exactly what the private briefcase companies did.

You know you are in SHTF territory when Atiku and Tinubu can look at a scale of thievery and say "this is too much".

cc izzou

-Lord


Great analysis

This would suggest the problem is not smuggling but writing of phantom numbers

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amigoss: 11:10am On Sep 03
Why did Buhari and tinubu prefer to double as petroleum ministers and still they are exempted from the rot in that sector....Dem dey forbid minister of Agriculture to curb food crises and inflation?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 11:13am On Sep 03
Ihebu4chelsea:
If to say Curses dhe work. I for curse you I swear

grin grin grin grin

.......make I kuku go back to ghost mode. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 11:17am On Sep 03
At the NMDPRA headquarters in Abuja, NNPCL reach an agreement to commence crude oil sale and supply to Dangote Refinery in local currency.

The refinery is now poised to supply an initial 25 million litres of PMS into the domestic market this September. And will subsequently increase this amount to 30 million liters daily from October 2024.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 11:22am On Sep 03
grin

.....see better gasoline. See as it clean like bottle water.

Let's usher in a new era cos indeed a new Nigeria is possible.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 11:27am On Sep 03
BlueRayDick:


Tinubu has to be the on top of the list of Nigerian president's that don't give a 4ck about optics and conflict of interests. He runs things like mafia.

How can u be so self unaware as to awarding contracts to someone like Chagoury without even giving any 4cks?

Well, we told you that he is bold and ready to take the tough decisions. grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by EmmanuelScott1(m): 11:30am On Sep 03
iamoyindamola:

Omo I am scared
I don't think people will wait till then
It's never been this so very bad

Nothing go happen grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by LordAdam16: 11:33am On Sep 03
Ibime:



Great analysis

This would suggest the problem is not smuggling but writing of phantom numbers

It's both.
Smuggling is a scourge. And the bean counters at NNPC also pad the numbers.

-Lord
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 11:36am On Sep 03
Ihebu4chelsea:
Prosperity is Close.......

Lmao grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 11:39am On Sep 03
GloriousGbola:



Steps that should have been taken years ago. Now the cancer has metastasized and the surgery is going to be a bitch. All of a sudden nnpc is discovering illegal refineries that have been hiding in plain sight.

Shit is hard and getting harder

There is no surgery that can save this kind of metastasis. What the country needs is hospice care and palliation. There is no hope in sight.
Scratch that. There is no hope in or out of sight.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 11:42am On Sep 03
Ihebu4chelsea:
If to say Curses dhe work. I for curse you I swear

Are you admitting that jazz is not real? grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ihebu4chelsea(m): 11:45am On Sep 03
afrodoc2:


Are you admitting that jazz is not real? grin
I didn't say jazz oooo.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 11:49am On Sep 03
Ihebu4chelsea:
I didn't say jazz oooo.

But don't people use several methods to use jazz to curse? Examples are turning pot, using village people, or using ultrasonic waves like Afose.

grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ihebu4chelsea(m): 11:50am On Sep 03
afrodoc2:


But don't people use several methods to use jazz to curse? Examples are turning pot, using village people, or using ultrasonic waves like Afose.

grin grin grin
Hmmm. Doc Leave me abeg!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 11:56am On Sep 03
OasisX:


.....absolutely, before December we will all be feeling it and dropping testimonies instead of usual wailings on this board.

Aminaaaa
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 12:04pm On Sep 03
afrodoc2:


But don't people use several methods to use jazz to curse? Examples are turning pot, using village people, or using ultrasonic waves like Afose.

grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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