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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 4:05pm On Sep 04
afrodoc2:


Glorious exit.

Here, public transport and truck drivers have to be seizure-free for 10 years before they can get a license.

Because we actually take proper driving tests and screen drivers. grin

Na danfo driver wey dey fire paraga and agbo first thing in the morning to warm his engine and then throw some cocaine into the mix you dey call seizure free cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 4:10pm On Sep 04
raumdeuter:


Shebi bus get sme shock absorber, Imagine behind Aboki on top Okada and Aboki seize...
It’s not funny at all
Why will I die someone else’s death
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 4:11pm On Sep 04
GloriousGbola:


Because we actually take proper driving tests and screen drivers. grin

Na danfo driver wey dey fire paraga and agbo first thing in the morning to warm his engine and then throw some cocaine into the mix you dey call seizure free cheesy

Thinking about it, Almost all the drivers never took a driving test, they just graduate from apprentice to drivers arrange a phtocopy of the license and start work

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 4:11pm On Sep 04
GloriousGbola:


Because we actually take proper driving tests and screen drivers. grin

Na danfo driver wey dey fire paraga and agbo first thing in the morning to warm his engine and then throw some cocaine into the mix you dey call seizure free cheesy
The bus sef they get seizure abi why be say na on top 3mb bus they get brake failure
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:18pm On Sep 04
raumdeuter:


Just post covid like 2022, I go show up for pickup game, Maintain my lane for centerback dey d normal VVD to shout instruction and avoid doing or when I get support, we go do parapo/community defending

I no know say one fresh from Naija late 20s don join the team , Na so the guy break out from the wing I run say make I go cover, by the time the guy weave me, put ball on the run, I just sub myself out, go lie down for the grass catch my breath for some time

For the rest of the game, anytime the guy breaks away, na wave I dey wave am like GUO transport. Anyone wey wan shout for me say make I go mark am, Na Patience ozokwor eyes I dey take look them

grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:21pm On Sep 04
raumdeuter:


Thinking about it, Almost all the drivers never took a driving test, they just graduate from apprentice to drivers arrange a phtocopy of the license and start work

Even the corporates driving their private and official vehicle sef, most people didn’t go to proper driving school nor take driving tests.

I remember when I went for my drivers license grin.

I was jejely taking the theory aspect of the test on computer ; I was taking my time and trying to ensure I get the answers right. One of the VIO guys (Abi na VIS dem Dey bear now ); he just told me to stand up. I thought perhaps he was suspecting I was cheating or something .

Do u know what he did? He came to my seat, sat in my place and quickly rushed to complete the rest of the test within few minutes; he submitted and I passed . 🤣🤣🤣. Apparently the money I paid for the drivers license application included a special fee which requires that they ensure I pass. I don’t even know this until that point.

As for the practical driving test , they asked me to give one of the VIO guys in charge of the test I think 1k or 1,500. The money is for him to go and bring the car we will use for driving test . After 10 minutes of the guy not showing up, they just collected my document and ask me to proceed to road safety section for capturing . And that was the end .

Imagine if I actually hadn’t really learn how to drive ; that’s how I will hold a driver’s license yet I won’t know how to drive properly. I’m sure a lot of people will have similar experience too.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:22pm On Sep 04
Roland17:


Videos of you completing a “full turn” while receiving the ball, your now favorite move or I don’t believe it! angry

I go do compilation for you by Christmas, some guys want dey bring body camera come.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 4:24pm On Sep 04
BlueRayDick:


Even the corporates driving their private and official vehicle sef, most people didn’t go to proper driving school nor take driving tests.

I remember when I went for my drivers license grin.

I was jejely taking the theory aspect of the test on computer ; I was taking my time and trying to ensure I get the answers right. One of the VIO guys (Abi na VIS dem Dey bear now ); he just told me to stand up. I thought perhaps he was suspecting I was cheating or something .

Do u know what he did? He came to my seat, sat in my place and quickly rushed to complete the rest of the test within few minutes; he submitted and I passed . 🤣🤣🤣. Apparently the money I paid for the drivers license application included a special fee which requires that they ensure I pass. I don’t even know this until that point.

As for the practical driving test , they asked me to give one of the VIO guys in charge of the test I think 1k or 1,500. The money is for him to go and bring the car we will use for driving test . After 10 minutes of the guy not showing up, they just collected my document and ask me to proceed to road safety section for capturing . And that was the end .

Imagine if I actually hadn’t really learn how to drive ; that’s how I will hold a driver’s license yet I won’t know how to drive properly. I’m sure a lot of people will have similar experience too.

There are people who do not leave their homes and get the driver license.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 4:25pm On Sep 04
BlueRayDick:


Even the corporates driving their private and official vehicle sef, most people didn’t go to proper driving school nor take driving tests.

I remember when I went for my drivers license grin.

I was jejely taking the theory aspect of the test on computer ; I was taking my time and trying to ensure I get the answers right. One of the VIO guys (Abi na VIS dem Dey bear now ); he just told me to stand up. I thought perhaps he was suspecting I was cheating or something .

Do u know what he did? He came to my seat, sat in my place and quickly rushed to complete the rest of the test within few minutes; he submitted and I passed . 🤣🤣🤣. Apparently the money I paid for the drivers license application included a special fee which requires that they ensure I pass. I don’t even know this until that point.

As for the practical driving test , they asked me to give one of the VIO guys in charge of the test I think 1k or 1,500. The money is for him to go and bring the car we will use for driving test . After 10 minutes of the guy not showing up, they just collected my document and ask me to proceed to road safety section for capturing . And that was the end .

Imagine if I actually hadn’t really learn how to drive ; that’s how I will hold a driver’s license yet I won’t know how to drive properly. I’m sure a lot of people will have similar experience too.

You will learn on the job..

Actually you even try going for tests, most times you will just give someone your passport photo plus money and they will bring back a drivers license for you

I don't know if this has changed
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 4:29pm On Sep 04
raumdeuter:


Just post covid like 2022, I go show up for pickup game, Maintain my lane for centerback dey d normal VVD to shout instruction and avoid doing or when I get support, we go do parapo/community defending

I no know say one fresh from Naija late 20s don join the team , Na so the guy break out from the wing I run say make I go cover, by the time the guy weave me, put ball on the run, I just sub myself out, go lie down for the grass catch my breath for some time

For the rest of the game, anytime the guy breaks away, na wave I dey wave am like GUO transport. Anyone wey wan shout for me say make I go mark am, Na Patience ozokwor eyes I dey take look them

grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:29pm On Sep 04
afrodoc2:


There are people who do not leave their homes and get the driver license.

I won't doubt this at all.

A friend of mine that was forming "Over sabi/ DIY", He applied for his wife's driver's license online. On the day for the driving test, they didn't even allow her drive for a minute before they told him she doesn't know how to drive. This na person wey take all the time in the world to teach his wife how to drive and assessed her before going.

My friend and his wife paid 3 more of such visits to retake the driving test. He was frustrated eventually, just tipped them and they passed her grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:29pm On Sep 04
afrodoc2:


There are people who do not leave their homes and get the driver license.

Very true. Only reason I got a drivers license when I did was because I needed an Identity card. I didn't even know how to start a car.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:35pm On Sep 04
Nigeria hard true true grin

For a State to buy 100 units of "Over 12 year old" Tokunboh vehicles for the police says a lot

grin grin grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ouzo1(m): 4:36pm On Sep 04
izzou:
Nigeria hard true true grin

For a State to buy 100 units of "Over 12 year old" Tokunboh vehicles for the police says a lot

grin grin grin

Baba abeg I no wan laugh joor.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:38pm On Sep 04
izzou:
Nigeria hard true true grin

For a State to buy 100 units of "Over 12 year old" Tokunboh vehicles for the police says a lot

grin grin grin

It's the blue paint on the wheel for me grin grin grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:41pm On Sep 04
BlueRayDick:


It's the blue paint on the wheel for me grin grin grin

It's a representation of the colour of the Rivers State flag.

Meanwhile, I hear some of the vehicles were spotted at mechanic workshops today. One day after presentation grin

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:41pm On Sep 04
izzou:
Nigeria hard true true grin

For a State to buy 100 units of "Over 12 year old" Tokunboh vehicles for the police says a lot

grin grin grin

How you even know say na Tokunbo? I'll be surprised if they are
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 4:43pm On Sep 04
izzou:
Nigeria hard true true grin

For a State to buy 100 units of "Over 12 year old" Tokunboh vehicles for the police says a lot

grin grin grin

As in ehn!

but this is part of building his own structure oh!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:43pm On Sep 04
Itsrm:


It's a representation of the colour of the Rivers State flag.

Meanwhile, I hear some of the vehicles were spotted at mechanic workshops today. One day after presentation grin

Na naija used be that grin

I trust Nigerian police, the vehicles will not last 6 months before they end up in bad shape
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:43pm On Sep 04
Itsrm:


It's a representation of the colour of the Rivers State flag.

Meanwhile, I hear some of the vehicles were spotted at mechanic workshops today. One day after presentation grin

grin grin grin

Half of those Sienna will definitely be Nigerian used. The type that all hopes have been lost.

And i am sure the budget na X5 of wetin dem spend.

Because, what is this? grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:44pm On Sep 04
Itsrm:


How you even know say na Tokunbo? I'll be surprised if they are

I just assumed

But then i thought, how can you assemble 20 units of Tokunboh Sienna easily?

Then i figured they are Bitter lemon cars
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 4:45pm On Sep 04
Roland17:


As in ehn!

but this is part of building his own structure oh!

But this is too poor naa

A state like Rivers supposed no dishonour Police like this

grin cheesy grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:47pm On Sep 04
BlueRayDick:


Na naija used be that grin

I trust Nigerian police, the vehicles will not last 6 months before they end up in bad shape

Police wey no dey fit maintain brand new cars grin

I feel nothing but pity for those vehicles in the hands of police officers grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Segedinho(m): 4:48pm On Sep 04
afrodoc2:


There are people who do not leave their homes and get the driver license.
E.g me...

Dem dagbo my own from A to Z..I come even dey wonder weda their head correct
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:50pm On Sep 04
izzou:


I just assumed

But then i thought, how can you assemble 20 units of Tokunboh Sienna easily?

Then i figured they are Bitter lemon cars

Exactly. Plus the cost of buying them toks will not be too far off from buying brand new Innoson, GAC or Nord.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 4:51pm On Sep 04
izzou:


But this is too poor naa

A state like Rivers supposed no dishonour Police like this

grin cheesy grin

Honor and Police in the same sentence?

Cars wen dem go repaint begin use as taxi for returns.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:18pm On Sep 04
Ibime:


I go do compilation for you by Christmas, some guys want dey bring body camera come.
Na your big stomach go hold the camera abi
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:40pm On Sep 04
iamoyindamola:

Na your big stomach go hold the camera abi

Dem dey tie am for head, bush man
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nezzjnr: 6:11pm On Sep 04
Izzou

Sod

Please do you guys know any Top Police Man in Lagos??

Those bastards in black at Ilupeju just collected some huge amount of me....I wan craze for where I dey.

I went to see a friend of mine that stays around Coker road Ilupeju... Had to use my map because I no too understand that road... Map con lead me enter one way and fgs I didn't see any sign indicating one way on that road.

On top Fuel matter... This one still dey happen.

If there's a way I can get it back... I owe you 30% please.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 6:19pm On Sep 04
There's a market for teachers in Lagos o, especially for certain types of subjects (languages, art, music and ICT).

Teachers juggling schools smartly can see up to 400 or even 500K...some teachers from here now service Nigerian parents outside the country, probably even pricing their services in foreign currencies...at current exchange rate, the government go dey favor people like dem.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 6:26pm On Sep 04
Nezzjnr:
Izzou

Sod

Please do you guys know any Top Police Man in Lagos??

Those bastards in black at Ilupeju just collected some huge amount of me....I wan craze for where I dey.

I went to see a friend of mine that stays around Coker road Ilupeju... Had to use my map because I no too understand that road... Map con lead me enter one way and fgs I didn't see any sign indicating one way on that road.

On top Fuel matter... This one still dey happen.

If there's a way I can get it back... I owe you 30% please.

My brother, the policeman wey i know no go like involve inside this matter, as no be me.

Also, as long as say you don settle, the matter don close oh. Besides, you pass one-way

So sorry bro. Just count am as a bad day.

If i begin talk how much Police and LASTMA don chop me for Lagos state, you go tire.

Just leave the matter. E don settle.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 6:28pm On Sep 04
Ibime:


Dem dey tie am for head, bush man
Do your head go they shake with the camera

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