MissOpe:


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Nwamaikpe, dey try make I no lie...
His comments are captivating, intriguing, heartwarming and mostly hilarious.

U just talking,ori baba wa n be pa

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

bros whr you go since? We missed your posts.

wellmax:
The truth is that uk health care is messed up.

Looks good on the outside but rotten inside.

I say this from experience, no hearsay.

Just today a dude became totally paralysed from common back pain.

Doctors could only apologised cos this guy came to the same hospital months ago to complain. They only gave pain killers whereas he’s having spinal infections.

A lot of people don't know Africans are the real custodians of medicine.
Can you imagine as little as I was, someone came to my grandmum who didn't smell any school, complaining of same back pain , she asked him to try lay by the side and the man said the pain had reduced when he layed sideways.
My grand mum mixed something like "aju mbaise " and one other item I can't remember.

I asked her if it would work like paracetamol...she said No


Fast-forward; grew up to know those items were antibiotics

MissOpe:
Instead of simply dropping comments in relation to the issue above, some idiots above are busy celebrating the return of Nwaimakipe....
Nwaimakipe gbu ogi dia....

hahaha but the guy is a life saver on nairaland. We love him

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Go back to the psychiatry hospital for a routine checkup.....

Gistmedia10:
A Nigerian woman, identified as Julien, passed away shortly after complaining of a headache. According to a social media post by Chidozie Kenneth Nwaigwe, Julien had just completed her Master’s degree and was on a sponsorship by the NHS.

In his post, Nwaigwe expressed deep sadness over the tragic loss, stating, “Sad to lose one of our own yesterday. She just completed her Masters and was on sponsorship by the NHS. A simple headache led to brain complications and finally death. RIP Julien. She’s survived by her husband and a 5-year-old son."


May her soul rest in peace!!!

High blood pressure a vein in the brain got ruptured and burst.
Please go and check your BP whether Old or Young

Only nairaland legends know NwaAmaikpe

RIP to the lady... Gone too soon! Condolences to the family

delishpot:
Brain aneurysm. It's the classic complain before the fatal end

Very likely. A ruptured aneurysm.

Veggieseeddies:


Immediately I saw "Aunty Rapuokwu" I went back to check who is commenting

NwaAmaikpe is back

Please don't run again, na beg I dey beg

He was banned for 180 days for misbehavior.

Na prayers dey save people for this country.
Even the righteous are scarcely to be saved.

Probably brain aneurysm

MissOpe:
Instead of simply dropping comments in relation to the issue above, some idiots above are busy celebrating the return of NwaAmaikpe....
NwaAmaikpe gbu ogi dia....

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Oga Amaikpe you are welcome back.I spent 10 years as a guest on naira land missing your comments I just join as a member newly.
That Baldheaded nigurr slawormirr has gone to China along side his mentor the Jagaban

Kenobsky:


Oga Amaikpe you are welcome back.I spent 10 years as a guest on naira land missing your comments I just join as a member newly.
That Baldheaded nigurr slawormirr has gone to China along side his mentor the Jagaban

What about ”Nigerian girls are useless… All of them” guy?

Stop posting your life on social media ...village people and Nigeria calamity are watching. I won't say more than that. Rip woman.

99thEnemy:

What about ”Nigerian girls are useless… All of them” guy?

Hope you are not talking of my beloved Mejiloyon?
I forgot his name but I can remember Sapphire the Nigerian men are useless.
I thought her father rape her when she was a child.

Kenobsky:


I forgot his name but I can remember Sapphire the Nigerian men are useless.
I thought her father rape her when she was a child.

Zonefree, abeg come see wahala

Point of correction. Which one be we all? Na one by one bro

Verydarkhearted:
Rip. We all will die one day.

99thEnemy:


Zonefree, abeg come see wahala

99thEnemy:


Zonefree, abeg come see wahala

Yes ooo what of mejiloyon?

99thEnemy:

What about ”Nigerian girls are useless… All of them” guy?

His name Mosdii or something

RIP Julien

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

You are funny...very funny

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

You are so funny🤣🤣🤣
Bless ya🙏

Check your blood pressure regularly especially if you’re going through a stressful period

Run general check ups at least once a year if you can

Underlying sickness overlooked for so long. We Nigerians always never take our health seriously. You have symptoms U treat the most prominent ones like fever and headache, instead of consulting a certified doctor to ascertain what really is the problem we all turn to self meditation and then it gets worse and the results are always fatal. May God help us all

Kenobsky:


Oga Amaikpe you are welcome back.I spent 10 years as a guest on naira land missing your comments I just join as a member newly.
That Baldheaded nigurr slawormirr has gone to China along side his mentor the Jagaban

See my classmate as a guest on nairaland for 10years or more. Lol, I had to join few months ago.

Heffalump:


He was banned for 180 days for misbehavior.

And immediately he comes back, he'd misbehave.

Misbehavior is his trademark

She don go knack weiting pass her power.

GenZ people on nairaland can Never understand the persona of Nwamaikpe!!

Rare oil dey em head!

Àpart from the comic relief, his comments still makes you retract, rethink and readjust to the stark reality and truth in his writeups!


NWAMAIKPE, where hath thou goeth all this while?

😅😅😅

MissOpe:
Instead of simply dropping comments in relation to the issue above, some idiots above are busy celebrating the return of Nwaimakipe....
Nwaimakipe gbu ogi dia....