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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:33pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

Ah grin grin grin grin
No atom of mercy for their glorious gbola. cry cry.

They couldn't see it coming even if they had Blue Ray Dick

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 7:39pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


They couldn't see it coming even if they had Blue Ray Dick

😂😂😂

But come to think of it; Israel just made those guys hustle terrorism for nothing. If they lose their blokos to this pager attack while on earth, which blokos dem wan use wey they get rewarded with virgins in the after life?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 7:39pm On Sep 17
Ibime:
3,000 pagers detonated by Israel with only 9 deaths and the rest wounded.

That means there are 2,991 new eunuchs in Hezbollah since niggas always keep pagers in their pocket, next to their balls. If you are not dead, you will definitely be having Ballzproblem2 after the pager blow your testicles off
- Lord!

bruh 💀💀
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 7:41pm On Sep 17
Even with few dead this will cause major psychological effect on Hezbollah, Plus heir main means of communication is compromised,this is a major win.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 7:44pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


They couldn't see it coming even if they had Blue Ray Dick
Even an afro doc might not salvage this situation. cry

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 7:44pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:


The man and his wife are just moving anyhow .
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 7:46pm On Sep 17
Ibime:
3,000 pagers detonated by Israel with only 9 deaths and the rest wounded.

That means there are 2,991 new eunuchs in Hezbollah since niggas always keep pagers in their pocket, next to their balls. If you are not dead, you will definitely be having Ballzproblem2 after the pager blow your testicles off

- Lord!

Wtf did I just read grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 7:48pm On Sep 17
Ballzproblem2:
Even with few dead this will cause major psychological effect on Hezbollah, Plus heir main means of communication is compromised,this is a major win.
Come to think of it if old days pagers were infiltrated to cause that kind of damage it means our smart phones are also in danger in the likely future, make person like Putin or Kim Jung ho go get that kind tech. đŸ˜Ŧ
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:49pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

Even an afro doc might not salvage this situation. cry

Only doctors extremely skilled in sutures will be able to sew dick (Sodiq)

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by LordAdam16: 7:50pm On Sep 17
Ibime:
3,000 pagers detonated by Israel with only 9 deaths and the rest wounded.

That means there are 2,991 new eunuchs in Hezbollah since niggas always keep pagers in their pocket, next to their balls. If you are not dead, you will definitely be having Ballzproblem2 after the pager blow your testicles off

- Lord!


Only tech illiterates will be dazzled by hacking 60's tech.

In 2018, China compromised tens of thousands of servers affecting 30 companies (including Fortune 500) and US government agencies.
Ransomware attacks are commonplace.
Personal details of virtually every American was hacked last year. A whopping 2.9 billion records.
Every device is hackable. That's why you receive security patches every quarter. Older devices are more vulnerable.

All we know is that in 2006, Israel arrogantly entered Lebanon to destroy Hezbollah.
Netanyahu can try his luck or he can stop killing Palestinian civilians.
After all, the Houthis struck central Israel days ago and the Iron Dome, Arrow, David Sling, and the US carrier group in the Med couldn't stop it.

Israel flexing with pager hack is like the US flexing that its satellites can identify hostiles in Lima, Peru.
As in my first sentence, it is only impressive to a tech illiterate.

-Lord
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:52pm On Sep 17
LordAdam16:


Only tech illiterates will be dazzled by hacking 60's tech.

In 2018, China compromised tens of thousands of servers affecting 30 companies (including Fortune 500) and US government agencies.
Ransomware attacks are commonplace.
Personal details of virtually every American was hacked last year. A whopping 2.9 billion records.
Every device is hackable. That's why you receive security patches every quarter. Older devices are more vulnerable.

All we know is that in 2006, Israel arrogantly entered Lebanon to destroy Hezbollah.
Netanyahu can try his luck or he can stop killing Palestinian civilians.
After all, the Houthis struck central Israel days ago and the Iron Dome, Arrow, David Sling, and the US carrier group in the Med couldn't stop it.

Israel flexing with pager hack is like the US flexing that its satellites can identify hostiles in Lima, Peru.
As in my first sentence, it is only impressive to a tech illiterate.

-Lord

So how the hacking dey cause explosion?

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 7:52pm On Sep 17
BlueRayDick:


The man and his wife are just moving anyhow .
Misplaced priorities showing they likely don't care despite things worsening daily. Auto pilot mode egbon, auto pilot mode. cry
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17
Latest eunuch in towm

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 7:59pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

Misplaced priorities showing they likely don't care despite things worsening daily. Auto pilot mode egbon, auto pilot mode. cry

Na make everybody buy parachute grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 7:59pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


Only doctors extremely skilled in sutures will be able to sew dick (Sodiq)
Hmm if that isn't feasible we'll have to buzz rev fr ebuka and his Vatican amigosss to provide some some sort of oasis to their half sewn dicks. 🤔
Omo boss I no be rapper abeg, carry go. 😁😁
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 8:00pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

Even an afro doc might not salvage this situation. cry

Lots of dick jokes tied to monikers

They are now officially hez-ah

Also it is not hacking. This is hardcore spycraft

Isreal intercepted over 3000 pagers and rigged them with c4

If you somehow hack a phone to explode, it will not burn like this.

Isreal has achieved two things

They have maimed their enemy. Death is actually better for morale than having maimed and ineffective soldiers who will become a drain on resources

This is the psychology of land mines

Then there is the paranoia. How did they do it? Where did they break the chain? What else do they know?

Why other so called secure systems have they penetrated?

Right now they are probably disassembling pcs, phones, Playstation controllers, light fittings. Because if the iseralis could somehow rig over a 1000 pagers with explosives, they can probably do the same to watches, fit bits etc.

It is a successful coup

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:01pm On Sep 17
GloriousGbola:


Lots of dick jokes tied to monikers

They are now officially hez-ah

Also it is not hacking. This is hardcore spycraft

Isreal intercepted over 3000 pagers and rigged them with c4

If you somehow hack a phone to explode, it will not burn like this.

Isreal has achieved two things

They have maimed their enemy. Death is actually better for morale than having maimed and ineffective soldiers who will become a drain on resources

This is the psychology of land mines

Then there is the paranoia. How did they do it? Where did they break the chain? What else do they know?

Why other so called secure systems have they penetrated?

Right now they are probably disassembling pcs, phones, Playstation controllers, light fittings. Because if the iseralis could somehow rig over a 1000 pagers with explosives, they can probably do the same to watches, fit bits etc.

It is a successful coup


I still dey wait make Lord explain how hacking dey cause explosion
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:03pm On Sep 17
GloriousGbola:


They are now officially hez-ah



I see what you did there
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 8:03pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


So how the hacking dey cause explosion?


Exactly the same question that came to my mind .

All the examples he gave are those of hacking devices but none about those hacked devices like pager or smartphones turned to hand grenade .
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 8:04pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


I see what you did there

Oasis no stand with Iran oo

You may wind up having to sit and rename yourself to desert x
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 8:07pm On Sep 17
GloriousGbola:


Lots of dick jokes tied to monikers

They are now officially hez-ah

Also it is not hacking. This is hardcore spycraft

Isreal intercepted over 3000 pagers and rigged them with c4

If you somehow hack a phone to explode, it will not burn like this.

Isreal has achieved two things

They have maimed their enemy. Death is actually better for morale than having maimed and ineffective soldiers who will become a drain on resources

This is the psychology of land mines

Then there is the paranoia. How did they do it? Where did they break the chain? What else do they know?

Why other so called secure systems have they penetrated?

Right now they are probably disassembling pcs, phones, Playstation controllers, light fittings. Because if the iseralis could somehow rig over a 1000 pagers with explosives, they can probably do the same to watches, fit bits etc.

It is a successful coup

That's what I slightly believed too cause I don't believe they'll just stop at pagers which are almost outdated except for use in groups like Hezbollah. And some would also likely get snuck to other countries putting an innocent user in danger when another situation like this arises. Mehn this modern day warfare sef.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 8:12pm On Sep 17
Ibime:
Latest eunuch in towm
If he can't do
He's definitely not a man 😁😁
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 8:12pm On Sep 17
Ibime:


I see what you did there

Target has been neutered

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 8:15pm On Sep 17
Ibime:
Latest eunuch in towm
The videos showing the explosions are mad mehn. Pagers laced with c4s taking a man from manhood to lghbjffdsckfd and other colours of the rainbow. sad
Israel u do this one.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 8:16pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

That's what I slightly believed too cause I don't believe they'll just stop at pagers which are almost outdated except for use in groups like Hezbollah. And some would also likely get snuck to other countries putting an innocent user in danger when another situation like this arises. Mehn this modern day warfare sef.

Izzous brothers may have intercepted some of those pagers to sell in lagos cheesy

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by WhoDeyHause: 8:17pm On Sep 17
GloriousGbola:


Target has been neutered
grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 8:18pm On Sep 17
LordAdam16:


Only tech illiterates will be dazzled by hacking 60's tech.

In 2018, China compromised tens of thousands of servers affecting 30 companies (including Fortune 500) and US government agencies.
Ransomware attacks are commonplace.
Personal details of virtually every American was hacked last year. A whopping 2.9 billion records.
Every device is hackable. That's why you receive security patches every quarter. Older devices are more vulnerable.

All we know is that in 2006, Israel arrogantly entered Lebanon to destroy Hezbollah.
Netanyahu can try his luck or he can stop killing Palestinian civilians.
After all, the Houthis struck central Israel days ago and the Iron Dome, Arrow, David Sling, and the US carrier group in the Med couldn't stop it.

Israel flexing with pager hack is like the US flexing that its satellites can identify hostiles in Lima, Peru.
As in my first sentence, it is only impressive to a tech illiterate.

-Lord
cry terrorist sympathizer tongue
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 8:21pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

The videos showing the explosions are mad mehn. Pagers laced with c4s taking a man from manhood to lghbjffdsckfd and other colours of the rainbow. sad
Israel u do this one.

I have not watched the movie Munich. But I recall it was about the vicious Israeli response to the Munich Olympics

This is about October 7 and events after that.

It may also be about heating things up because bibi wants trump in the white house

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 8:21pm On Sep 17
Trying to downplay this accomplishment, something wey mighty US never, Israel infiltrated Hezbollah convinced them to ditched phones while supplying them with rigged pagers,yet some ikorodu lord from the slums wants to downplay it,IS wey you dey praise couldn't even kill Fidel Castro with all their might.

Mtcheww
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ballzproblem2: 8:23pm On Sep 17
WhoDeyHause:

Come to think of it if old days pagers were infiltrated to cause that kind of damage it means our smart phones are also in danger in the likely future, make person like Putin or Kim Jung ho go get that kind tech. đŸ˜Ŧ
the pagers were rigged withe explosive material called PETN,it's not normal pager. Israel caused the pagers to overheat thereby triggering the explosive material.

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