MrPresidon:
I SWALLOWED A FULL BUNCH OF KEYS

up till this day, I've been wondering how this was possible without having any damaging effect to my stomach or body.

Yes. I was around 4 or 5 yrs old at the time I swallowed a full bunch of keys. Nothing less than about 10 different keys in a bunch with a key holder.

Here's how it happened. I was lying down face upwards playing with the keys in my mouth when I accidentally gulped them; the whole damn keys. I was alone, so no one saw it happen. I was scared as he'll to tell my mom, she would have freaked the hell out and probably given me a whopping of my life (the main reason why I didn't tell her )

Later that evening she was looking for the keys and asked me if I saw them and I said no, knowing fully well they were being warmed up in my stomach . She finally assumed she had misplaced them.

Fast forward to when I became an adult, I would tell my friends and none would belive me. It was strange to me how nothing bad happened to me. I sha thank God

Centrik360:
A very hefty guy who is my step mother's in-law paid our family a visit of a week plus.

One evening, we went to the Palm plantation to do broom. On the farm he beat my younger sister and I felt very bad.

This guy, Even if you combined my stature and strength 3times there was no way I could beat him but, I was bent on retaliating so I started devising my plan onwards.

On the road to the farm we went were remnants of the tough sticks of the leafs our goats had eaten.

When we started coming home from the farm, I took the back position, the guy was in-between me and my sister and other kids were in the front and my beloved sister was still weeping profusely.

Enroute home, I secretlyb plucked some canes, Stubborn grass (sida acuta) and shoved them in my pants at the line at my back.

As we don near home (when I knew that people would easily come to rescue me), I started lashing this Goliath strokes....when the canes I pluked broke away I speedily picked the remnant sticks from the goat feeds aahhh! these ones delivered my anger very well unto his back... immediately they sticks finished, that was when people knew and ran to separate us.

I dealt with him, he cried like my sister did!
My mom and sisters reprimanded me in the family eyes but they praised me and Called me champion in when they called me in!

VinnyBaba:


I Remember when we went to look for a Goat inside a mini forest.
Suddenly we saw one Iroko Tree and we looked up at it, it seem as if it wanted to fall and compress us.
See Race when everybody pick ehn.

Then in the early 90's, there was this Bible and Key turn Stuff which was used to tell if a Person is Lying or not.
It's like they put the Key in a particular Chapter and Verse and read it aloud and the Key would TURN.

Quite SCARY!

Centrik360:
A very hefty guy who is my step mother's in-law paid our family a visit of a week plus.

One evening, we went to the Palm plantation to do broom. On the farm he beat my younger sister and I felt very bad.

This guy, Even if you combined my stature and strength 3times there was no way I could beat him but, I was bent on retaliating so I started devising my plan onwards.

On the road to the farm we went were remnants of the tough sticks of the leafs our goats had eaten.

When we started coming home from the farm, I took the back position, the guy was in-between me and my sister and other kids were in the front and my beloved sister was still weeping profusely.

Enroute home, I secretlyb plucked some canes, Stubborn grass (sida acuta) and shoved them in my pants at the line at my back.

As we don near home (when I knew that people would easily come to rescue me), I started lashing this Goliath strokes....when the canes I pluked broke away I speedily picked the remnant sticks from the goat feeds aahhh! these ones delivered my anger very well unto his back... immediately they sticks finished, that was when people knew and ran to separate us.

I dealt with him, he cried like my sister did!
My mom and sisters reprimanded me in the family eyes but they praised me and Called me champion in when they called me in!

richmond500:
Back as a child, in my primary 5, I had mommy and daddy play with my friend.

Weeks later the girl didn't come to school, they said she was sick.
Omo fear catch me, I thought she was pregnant, I ask one of the oldest boy in our class how to get rid of pregnancy, he was around 12yrs old.

The idiot go bring one yeye grass that I should give the girl to chew and she also need to drink salt water.

MrPresidon:
I SWALLOWED A FULL BUNCH OF KEYS

up till this day, I've been wondering how this was possible without having any damaging effect to my stomach or body.

Yes. I was around 4 or 5 yrs old at the time I swallowed a full bunch of keys. Nothing less than about 10 different keys in a bunch with a key holder.

Here's how it happened. I was lying down face upwards playing with the keys in my mouth when I accidentally gulped them; the whole damn keys. I was alone, so no one saw it happen. I was scared as he'll to tell my mom, she would have freaked the hell out and probably given me a whopping of my life (the main reason why I didn't tell her )

Later that evening she was looking for the keys and asked me if I saw them and I said no, knowing fully well they were being warmed up in my stomach . She finally assumed she had misplaced them.

Fast forward to when I became an adult, I would tell my friends and none would belive me. It was strange to me how nothing bad happened to me. I sha thank God

TheFacelessMan hotoroMENTAL 😁:
I was 13.... and the shoot-out involved 2 Ingram pistols vs 15 rifles.

Guess the outcome!

Damilola97:
I gave my brother caustic soda to lick i told him it was sugar, his mouth started bleeding. My mom beat the hell out of me

guobe:

8 children is on the high side

guobe:

Lol this your own strong well well

illicit:
See ehn...

I grew up mostly indoors, as a preteen sef I was always monitored until Senior Secondary school when I change am for them.

But this boy when we were like 7 or 8

His mother win visa or got a job in the US, a nurse
Baby mama. She left the boy wit her mama and went abroad with the promise that she would come back for her boy

That same year, the boy go swim for oyemekun rock and drowned...

The woman no return till date.

guobe:
Kids love playing rough play and we thank God that as kids we didn't sustain serious injuries like some kids who sustained.

A friend of mine was telling me of his friend who sustained serious neck injuries as a kid when he wanted to throw acrobatic.
He said till today the guy now as adult can't move his neck freely.

As a kid there was a day I was playing with two of my friends and the ball we were playing with got stuck in the ceiling.

I was like there will be many balls in that ceiling and if I can climb into the ceiling, I will be able to get alot of footballs to play with that got stuck at the ceiling from other people.

That is how I climbed the ceiling and was throwing all balls down and the first two rooms in the roof I passed the ceiling were made of plywood until I got to the third room which was my grandmother's room which was made of asbestos, and I fell into the room .
I had to climb back as it was a Sunday.
When my grand mum came back she shouted that thieves have broken into the house but those my two friends told her that it was me that did it.

Till today I still ask what if I was electrocuted in the ceiling?

It's just God that saved most of us when we were kids.

Ekaka14:

That "Bible and key" one kaii...long story short, when I was in Command primary school, I was 10 ....some stup.id gurl ( she's now owns her own law firm) got angry that she failed maths and tore the primary 6 certificate mock result chat that was pasted by our teacher in the class. One early morning just a day after she arrived earlier than everyone and tore down the result then sneaked out....so when those of us who came after saw it we went to congregate there and wondering what happened, na so Mr Egunjobi our class teacher then came and took all of us in the class to the headmaster...won't even listen to our story, meanwhile Ngozi was there the real culprit looking very innocent. Headmaster flogged shege out of us ( boys in the bum and girls their palms) , he was not done so he put us all to the school garden to cut and till the soil for a week .
It was at this point that Isa the catholic chaplains son from another class suggested this "key and bible" stunt o🙄
On the day we agreed to meet at a rendezvous to carry out the "experiment" Ngozi suddenly "took ill" and never showed up at school. We consulted our guy Isa who said another lady in the class can represent Ngozi after we have all gone round saying " if its me that tore this result, let the Bible spin round " Armed with a Bible, a key and a scarf...we did o and the result severally proved it was Ngozi.
This also was the beginning of another ordeal that almost got us all suspended from the school because we happily told our teacher who went to report that we had resorted to practicing witchcraft and desicrating the Holy bible....see ehnn....we had to each bring our parents to school o...it was such a difficult conversation, see as each of us dey receive stray knocks on our heads by parents and other teachers...
God abeg o...I still get some chills thinking about that experience...e come be like say na we betray Christ pass Judah sef.
We still discuss that incident in our family and it was only after many years that my parents believed that we acted on Isa's prompting...Isa threw us under the bus and most of our parents knew his Dad as the military chaplain then so did not believe he could come up with such ingenious plan....

ThatWriterBoy:
My brother told me his friend used to watch plenty Nollywood and he did not understand how people will die by hanging themselves.

Mumu child decided to test it to see if he will actually die.

This guy tied rope on the fan, tied it like noose (I don't know how he figured it out sha, but I'm sure it wasn't a proper noose), put the chair and climb.

Then he was standing there, thinking "How will this thing kill anybody"

And then he mistakenly kicked the Chair down. Baba start to struggle. He struggle until his grandmother came into the kitchen by grace and found him.

inforesource:
We look our brother in a book full of clothes and pushed it under the bed while playing hide and seek. This was his request. But we forgot him there and went to play outside.

guobe:
Kids love playing rough play and we thank God that as kids we didn't sustain serious injuries like some kids who sustained.

A friend of mine was telling me of his friend who sustained serious neck injuries as a kid when he wanted to throw acrobatic.
He said till today the guy now as adult can't move his neck freely.

As a kid there was a day I was playing with two of my friends and the ball we were playing with got stuck in the ceiling.

I was like there will be many balls in that ceiling and if I can climb into the ceiling, I will be able to get alot of footballs to play with that got stuck at the ceiling from other people.

That is how I climbed the ceiling and was throwing all balls down and the first two rooms in the roof I passed the ceiling were made of plywood until I got to the third room which was my grandmother's room which was made of asbestos, and I fell into the room .
I had to climb back as it was a Sunday.
When my grand mum came back she shouted that thieves have broken into the house but those my two friends told her that it was me that did it.

Till today I still ask what if I was electrocuted in the ceiling?

It's just God that saved most of us when we were kids.