Ibime:


So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle

raumdeuter:


You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat

Ibime:


So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle

Ibime:


Your opponent go say na cutting

raumdeuter:


That's part of the plan, you will be targeting the "contour" as we call it

Singapore1:
natural selection

Roland17:


Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!

Roland17:


Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!

Ibime:


Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football

airmark:


Some of us used to package our service to pinch the edge, 'ace' recorded.

Roland17:


The service go get “roborobo” spin join

Roland17:


The service go get “roborobo” spin join

Roland17:


Omo if the tables no properly align where they join, the contour fit send you go Lokoja when you dey plan Owerri.

Ibime:


So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle

Ibime:


Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football

raumdeuter:


You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat

KingTom:
Hehehehe now this is a nigga I can relate to, break the asbestos and carve it to fit your purpose.... comot that rolling ball from sure roll-on that year

raumdeuter:


Nonsense from Obama. Trump promised all what hes doing during the campaign and the voters chose him

Emaprince:
This is an example of what Diss.troy was argueing about. Imagine this girl somehow managed to stab the guy and he dies, she will claim self defence or he wanted to ra..pe her.


https://www.nairaland.com/8390058/lady-tries-kill-man-knife

iamoyindamola:

The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce

iamoyindamola:

The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce

Shegzdave:

Says who?
You have to apply force when hitting it

KingTom:
Smash am wetin no good, the werey go bounce to space sef

Shegzdave:

Says who?
You have to apply force when hitting it

iamoyindamola:

Unless you are using wood if it's still slate e go break na

izzou:


Wetin go break?

Roll on ball?

iamoyindamola:

Unless you are using wood if it's still slate e go break na

iamoyindamola:

Monkey post is one of the most dangerous football then because we play barefoot on hard surface, someone will surely shi toe, we will pour sand on the wound to stop the bleeding and play continue
It's the aftermath that is painful because the pain comes when you sleep and going to school you have to wear socks and shoes, how those wound don't get infected I don't know

iamoyindamola:

Monkey post is one of the most dangerous football then because we play barefoot on hard surface, someone will surely shi toe, we will pour sand on the wound to stop the bleeding and play continue
It's the aftermath that is painful because the pain comes when you sleep and going to school you have to wear socks and shoes, how those wound don't get infected I don't know

BlueRayDick:


“4 corner post “ trumps monkey post any day any time . As much I enjoyed monkey post , I think 4 corner post is my favorite type of football during childhood .

The game involves 4 different players manning 4 different goal posts strategically located on the 4 cardinal points on the pitch .

Each man will defend his post at all times to prevent any of the other 3 players from scoring in his post while he’s also scheming to score in any of their respective goal posts . Each player is allowed to touch the ball once until another player touches the ball while it is still in play. If u touch the ball twice in a row , u have committed a foul and the player whose goal post is directly opposite urs will play a “penalty” from his post straight towards urs . When the penalty is being taken, u will step away from ur goal post and hope the penalty taker loses an open net attempt at ur goal post

Once u are scored against either through open play or penalty , another player who has been on the outside will take over ur goal post and the game continues .We say he has “entered set”

I learnt defence and attack in that game . I usually end up being the lat man standing who others find hard to score against . At times if u have stayed too long and nobody has been unable to score u, the other 3 players can gang up against u solely to collaborate to score against u.

DissTroy:


That's what the supporters of women here without proof do not understand. In any alteration with a woman unrecorded, the world has already judged you as guilty, the gender-prejudiced jury made up of men too.

If you have a female subordinate you work with privately at work in close spaces, the day she accuses you of sexual harrassment, you are gone.

If Annie Idibia, still reeling from her divorce, goes on a podcast to reveal she endured physical abuse while married to 2Baba, he's forever toast. They'd be protests by rights groups and petitions signed to ban him from performing at international festivals.
Unless he has evidence of her apologizing for physically abusing him or being violent, he's forever gone.