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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:58am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A baby boy was born in hospital laughing instead of crying, the more the nurses beat him, the more he laughed so hard, suddenly the doctor noticed he had something in his hands, so he pulled the tiny hands apart and discovered he was holding 3 abortion pills. The baby then turned his head looking at his mother, laughed again and said "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!" 68 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:01am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A nursery two girl asked her teacher,"Ma,can my Mum get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your mum?" The girl said,"she is forty yrs old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." The girl asked again,"can my sister get pregnant?" The teacher asked,"how old is your sister?" She replied,"she is nineteen years old." The teacher replied,"yes,sh e can." She then finally asked,"can I get pregnant?" The teacher replied,"u are just five yrs old,so,u can't get pregnant." The boy behind him,her classmate,poked her and said,"I told u,we have nothing to worry about." 60 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:03am On Aug 29, 2013 |
PROSTITUTE: Oga U wan do?.. AKPOS: If only u go do am like my wife.. PROSTITUTE: Yes na! How she dey do am?.. AKPOS: She dey do am for FREE 78 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:04am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmerhad already buried them. The following conversation ensued : POLICE : Are you sure they were dead ?. FARMER : Yes, I'm very sure, though I heard some screaming "Help me! I'm still alive o!", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot! 132 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:07am On Aug 29, 2013 |
HOW WILL YOU FEEL IF. . . . 1. You wake up in the morning, look into the mirror and you cant see your face? 2. You take LUX bath in it doesnt lather on your body. . . 3. You shittz well well into a chamber pot after taking purgative and after, you see crabs in the chamber pot 4.You take picture with your webcam and you see Mugabe 5.You call people with your phone for 2 days and none of them answer 6.You go to the market to buy meat, and butcher says he wont sell it to you! 7.You post a joke and after 7 days still 1 Like and 0 Comment 8.Guy, you go for check up and doctor tell you say you get belle! 9.You mess well alone in your room and mess nor dey smell. . . 10.You dey shittz for bush and your own shittz come dey tell you say" do quick!, do quick!!" 32 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:09am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?" Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?" The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time..." . Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!! 94 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:12am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge, he took the letter and it reads.. "It's no more working and i can't continue staying here, i'm gone and till something is done about it, i'm not going to come back" Akpos opened the fridge, took out a chilled drink and took a sip.. With surprise on his face, he said.. "But the fridge is working now, what the hell is she talking about?" 47 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:15am On Aug 29, 2013 |
>>>Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg me. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i no see anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kill me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say That ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY I don eat d"LA"comot. Remaining "GOS"STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take "GOS"state university find.... (rat ends call) 54 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:17am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Akpos a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Akpos says: "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Akpos. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Akpos continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Akpos argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh well," said Akpos, "in that case I would run into town and get my Brother Ofego". This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash." 67 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:17am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Akpos a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?" Akpos says: "I would switch one train to another track." "What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there", answers Akpos. "What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector. "Then," Akpos continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box." "What if the phone was busy?" "In that case," Akpos argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station". "What if that had been vandalized?" "Oh well," said Akpos, "in that case I would run into town and get my Brother Ofego". This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?" "Because he's never seen a train crash." 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:20am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try. Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language." Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" The other candidate answers "O gaju o 164 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:20am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele a Naija guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try. Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language." Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" The other candidate answers "O gaju o 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:22am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos who has no wife, no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, infact very very poor. But one day, he saw a magician who promised to grant him only one wish. Magician : tell me one thing u wish and i will do it for u right now Akpos : ok, i have one wish, i want my mother to see my wife carrying two out of my kids in my hummer jeep parked near the swimming pool in one of my many mansions situated at london city. magician . . . Fainted 46 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:24am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Teacher: "What is 1+1? Children: "8" Teacher: "Correct" Teacher: "What is 2+5?"... Children: "14 " Teacher: "Correct" Teacher: "What is 4+6? Children: "20 "Teacher: "Good, it will remain like that until government pays my salary! 74 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:25am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos: Baby how much do u luv me?. Girlfriend: Very much! Akpos: Would u do anytin 4 me? Girlfriend: Yes i will do anytin. Akpos, how much do u luv me?... Akpos: I love u pass my granny. Girlfriend: Would u die 4 me?. Akpos: Baby, i will answer dat question in our next world. 13 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:29am On Aug 29, 2013 |
SOME FUNNY IRONIES OF LIFE 1. A poor witchdoctor who promises you wealth. 2. A Dentist with rotten teeth and bad breath. 3. When a Company Driver's children walk at least 2km to and fro school everyday. 4. The Principal's child who have repeated class more than any other student. 5. The Professional Boxer whose child gets bullied in school. 6. A Vet Doctor that is scared of dogs. 7. A book street Vendor selling books on how to become a billionaire 8. A Farmer whose mother died of starvation. 9. A Gym instructor with pot belle. 10. A carpenter that uses only plastic chairs at home 11. A Single and lonely On Air Personality "DJ" talking about love matter and match making over the radio. 12.A Mechanic without his own vehicle 13.A doctor suffering from flu and malaria 14. uncircumcised doctor doing circumcision 15.Someone promoting gay rights when he’s happily married to the opposite sex. 16. iPhone supplier who has a nokia 3310. 17.A manager at MTN who uses AIRTEL 31 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:32am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Father-In-Law: Akpos where are u? Akpos: Sir, i heard ur voice and i hid myself becos i beat my my wife. Father-In-Law: Why did u beat ur wife? Akpos: The apple u ask us not to eat, d wife u gave me ate it and instead of tempting me with it she ate all. Father-In-Law: Akpos becos u have wish and have wanted to eat d apple which i commanded u not to eat, foolishness, uselessness, illitracy, mumuness shall be ur portion. Akpos: But Sir as u have already curse me, let me just eat d apple so dat my curse will not be in vain. 12 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:34am On Aug 29, 2013 |
NIGERIA CARS AND THEIR STICKERS. Cars in nigeria now zoom the streets with stickers associated with the class the car belongs to;just look @ these; On most jeeps like Hummer,Lexus,yo u will see the stickers''The Lord has lifted me up;And other post cars in that category like S- class,E-class ,Honda Accord,you will see the sticker''I am apple of God's eyes''. On 505,504,and other tokumbos.you will see the sticker,''Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm''. On cars like the good old beetle and panel vans,you will,see,the stickers''let the weak ones know that i am strong''. There are other cars especially those that cannot pass any other roadworthy test;these cars are simply moving junks.They have no brand name or country of origin.They are more likely to fall apart at any moment.You may need to hold the doors with your hand or with a piece of string.Guess what sticker you will see on these cars?,''Relax, God is in control''. 18 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:37am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A guy was sending a text message to his girlfriend: Hello baby?- Message not sent. And waited for about 5min Baby i love u y nt talking to me?- Message not sent. Ha baby u hurting my felings for u!- Message not sent. Baby am talking to u, whats wrong with you? - Message Sent. Baby dont eva cal my number again it's over between us!- Message Sent. What kind network dey courses dis kind confusion? A.mtn B.glo C.etisalat D.airtel E.others F.none of d above ![]() 11 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:38am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued : JOURNALIST : How do you determine to admit a patient or not ? DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub. JOURNALIST : Obviously a normal person would use the BUCKET because it's bigger. DOCTOR : No, you're stupid! A normal person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7!! 48 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:40am On Aug 29, 2013 |
A Man missed his wife who travelled, so much that he felt the matrimonial bed was too big for just him alone. Then, he decided to sleep on the sofa, dinning chair and sometimes in the library, children's room and the Guest room. When the wife came back, she asked the maid if her husband was sleeping fine while she was away. But the maid answered: Madam, since u left, Oga has not been sleeping in u people's Bedroom, He has been sleeping around ooooooo.The woman screamed & fainted!!! see what grammar can cause... 21 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:42am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos enters a church n finds the priest. Priest: How may I help you son? Akpos: Im looking for my wife, she said she would be here but as I can see she's not around. Now that am here, I would like to confess They go to the confession area Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned Priest: What are your sins my son? Akpos: The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, I slept with the sister. Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess Akpos: Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt's place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin Priest: You know that is wrong my son Akpos: Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I found her colleague alone... Priest interrupts: Let me guess, you slept with her colleague ![]() Akpos: Yes father Then there was total silence after that. Akpos: Father? Akpos: Fatherrr? Still no reply Akpos: Father are you dia?? Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there . He looks for him and finds him hiding. Akpos: Why are you hiding father? Priest (shaking with fear): I've just realised I'm the only one here and you came looking for your wife. 45 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:46am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail. After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?" Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla. 46 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:49am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos was in a business meeting where other moguls and wealthy men were present. Rich businessman Akpos was looking for a way to oppress the other rich men and show he was the richest. He shouted for his driver: Driver! Driverrrrr. Come here quickly! John the driver came quickly to his oga, Akpos. Akpos now seeing that all eyes were on him after the way he shouted loudly for his driver, continued to talk loudly to the driver: "Driver, go to my house, not the brown house o, the white one. Not the white one in Banana Island o, go to the white one in Victoria Island. Not the one on Adeola Odeku street you hear, but the one on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not any ofmy semi- detached houses ie 22A or 22B, but go straight to the 3 storey detached house with swimming pool, CCTV, electric gate, wifi, marble-finished with all rooms ensuite at No. 31. Ehen! Now take this remote control for the large black gate, press this button and it will open. When you enter, you will see a blue 2013 Porsche Cayenne okay.. Now perpendicularly opposite that 2013 Porsche Cayene is a silver 2013 Land Rover LR4 Jeep, It is not that one. Trigonometrical ly 35 degrees to the LR4 is the grey 2013 Lexus V8, It's not that one. This 2013 Lexus V8 is very close to a black Mercedes Benz Gl 4matic. The 4matic Benz is just behind a Gold Coloured Chrysler 300c, the Chrysler is beside my Red Escalade ESV which is in front of my white 2013 Escalade EXT, blocking a Hummer H3T, opposite a blue 2013 BMW M5. Then make a u-turn by the BMW and you will see three recently purchased powerbikes from the US of A. Now take a diagonal sharp turn to the extreme left and you will one oldddd archaic car, a 2012 white Prado jeep, which I will soon throw away. Just beside that is my built-to-intern ational- specifi cation swimming pool, opposite of which is a wine red 2013 Prado Altitude.Now you have reached there. Go to the boot of the wine red 2013 Prado Altitude, open it, you will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, $10 million. Don’t touch it. The blue contains Pounds, 8 million pounds. Don’t touch it. The white one contains Naira, I arranged them in hierarchical order - 1000s, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s denominations. Don’t touch them. Now near theseboxes, you will see a crocodile skin Christian Louboutin limited edition wallet! Check inside the designer wallet and you will see a N10 note. Take that N10 and buy me N5 pure water and bring it here promptly! I’m very thirsty! Buy very cold one o and you better not forget to bring my change! 50 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:53am On Aug 29, 2013 |
STUPID QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.. - NA YOU BE THIS? ans- Nooo, na my papa wey him small -NA YOUR FACE BE THIS? ans- Nooo, na my hips -NA POLICE STATION BE THIS? ans- Nooo, na primary school, you no see their uniform? - Give me your number.. 080360... SO NA MTN YOU DEY USE? ans- Nooo, na NEPA - (A guy sees walks to you on ur wedding and says) SO NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS? ans- Nooo, na my mama classmate - (Calls you around 2a.m and ask) GUY ARE YOU SLEEPING? ans- Nooo, i was pounding yam 24 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:56am On Aug 29, 2013 |
AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken! OPERATOR: Where is your location? AKPOS: Gba--ja-bia--mi la Street. OPERATOR: Please, spell the Gbajabiamila. [minutes of silence] OPERATOR: Are you there? [Still silent] OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!? AKPOS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now? 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:58am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Teacher - "We are the descendants of Adam and Eve." Akpors - "...Excuse me sir, but my dad says we are the decendants of ape." Teacher - "We are not talking about ur family here" 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:59am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos was listening to adverts on a radio station, he just listened to MTN advert and the next advert was Obituary: RADIO ANNOUNCER: With deep sense of loss but total submission to the will of God we announce the death of our father, great grand-father, in-law, uncle, brother and step- father. Akpos: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh , Five people die in one famillllllyyyyy yy!, was it accident or Fire that burnt them? Who will remain in the family now eeeehn? 23 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:05pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
One day Akpos was going home from school, on his way home, he met a man and asked him ''Excuse me sir, what's the time?'' The man replied ''It's 15 mins to 4.00pm'' Akpos continued walking and told the man ''When 4.00pm reaches, you can Kiss my ass!'' The angered man started chasing Akpos so that he could beat the boy up for the insult... He ran after him for about 2mins until they reached where a certain old man was seated... Akpos ran to the old man and said ''Hey granny.. Look at this man... He wants to beat me!'' The old man asked the young man who was chasing Akpos ''.... What's the problem man?'' The young man replied ''This little brat asked me what is the time and when I told him that it was 15 mins to 4.00pm, he told me that when 4.00pm reaches, I should kiss his ass!'' The old man paused and looked at his watch and told the young man ''But why are you in such hurry? You'll have to wait 7 more minutes before you can Kiss his ass!'' 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:07pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Conversation between Governor Akpos and his secretary... Governor Akpos: Secretary, REMEMBER me about this when we get to the office. Secretary: You mean I should REMIND you sir? Governor Akpos: Ok, correction me and lost your job! 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:09pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpos and his best friend Ofego sat in the exam hall to write their final year exam. Ofego had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them in the exam hall. INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to Stop work. AKPOS: Ofego are you done with the theory?. Ofego: Yes but am now doing the objectives. AKPOS: Ok then pass the theory to me for me to copy cos i have not done anything. Ofego: is that so? Ok take it and copy cos time is not on our side. AKPOS: Thanks! INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work...... Ofego: Hey Akpos give me my paper. AKPOS: Oh Ofego i couldn't do it o...it was too many, so i cancelled ur name and wrote my name there. Ofego: What!!! ![]() INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!! 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:14pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Akpors: I'm in a big trouble! Johnny: Why is that? Akpors: I saw a mouse in my house! Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. Akpors: I don't have one. Johnny: Well then, buy one. Akpors: Can't afford one. Johnny: I can give you mine if you want. Akpors: That sounds good. Johnny: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. Akpors: I don't have any cheese. Johnny: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. Akpors: I don't have oil. Johnny: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. Akpors: I don't have bread. Johnny: Then what the Bleep is the mouse doing at your house? 12 Likes 4 Shares |
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