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| Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 3:41pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Akpos and his son akpos jnr were listening to a Radiobroadcast, eventually akpos jnr looked at his dad and said, papa; this people are making a very big mistake.Then AKPOS asked him “son what is the matter”his son replied saying, “when Mr Obi died, they announced’OBITUARY and now Mr Okoro died, they still announced Obituary again instead of OKOROTUARY. Pls dnt jux read bt u can feel free to add your own funny jokes. And kindly encourage d OP by dropin a comment or jux click LIKE. Tanx 9 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for DAM na 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by bukkylicious: 9:52pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Totally hilarious |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:10pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” the wife asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me… and am talking to the beer' 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:11pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
bukkylicious: Totally hilariousTanx OluwaBukola |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:15pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
More to come guyz |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 11:33pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
@Naijapolice..afta chekin d man's papers and everytin de intact. Police > i beg borrow mi ya fone make i call ma friend driver : i no get credit o Police > Oga u no get credit 4 fone, so if u get accident now how u go take call ur pple to come carry u ? oya park !! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 11:44pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
@naija police. After chekin d guy documents and notin to charge him for. Police > bros anytin 4d boys Seun > oga police notin o. I no de give u anytin Police > but a sticker on ya car reads ' am a cheerful giver ' Seun > forget dt one, i jux put am dia, infact i am allergic to giving sef Police : Paarrkk parkkk. You are arrested for deceiving and misleding d general public 4 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:35am On Oct 10, 2013 |
At 35yrs u stil de fight for fish head wt ya younga 1s 4ya papa house. Hymm ma broda u nid to attend MFM prayer meetin 4 proper deliverance 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:39am On Oct 10, 2013 |
At 33yrs u took up to 50 different picz b4 u cud get a fair 1 to put 4ya DP. Stil u de form hard to get. Hymm ma sista dos old witches 4rm ya village are actually dancin skelewu on ya case 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 12:48pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is was surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…” Wife lands him a thunderous slap 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:00am On Oct 11, 2013 |
This morning I just dey accompany one of my visitors to the bus stop from my house when I see one clean beautiful girl come out from her SUV dey cry dey kneel down dey beg one slim Bobo wey be like say him never chop for months, the babe just dey beg dey cry dey follow the guy, dey tell am say she no need money, she no need Brazilian wigs, she no want house or anything, she say she no even need the SUV all she want na him love, him kisses and him warm embrace, the babe just dey shout dey cry, when I hear these words my heart stop, my head spark and my brain burst, the guy no even dey look the babe sef, na there me I vex say if this guy no value this girl well right now me I don fall in love be that. so make I go claim this girl but as I near there, one man just touch me for back say Mr man abeg no block the camera… na Movie dem dey shoot 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:26am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Breaking news NAFDAC to arrest rams and cows without Nafdac certified number. So guys to avoid this you can keep ya rams wit me pendin d time u will need it 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:25am On Oct 14, 2013 |
A lawyer at a court defending a guy accused of stealing said; "my client put only his right hand into the window and removed a few things. His right hand is not himself, i can’t see how you will punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his right hand" The Judge said; ok, using your logic, I hereby sentence the accused’s right hand to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it, or not, as he chooses. Immediately, the accused guy smiled, removed his artificial right hand, laid it on the table and walked out  5 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 5:08pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about12 o'clock the man comes back and knocks... the Wife tells him "go sleep where your coming from " and the man answered" I'm not here to sleep my dear , I'm here to collect condoms in my room or just go to my room and get them for me, there are lots of women at the party!" The wife opened the door and dragz him inside. sayin "eediortt" you are not going anywhere... enter! Tge thing wey never reach me you wan go give strange women She locked d door 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 1:45pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
AKPOS: My new bicycle has been stolen. POLICE: When did u notice? AKPOS: This morning POLICE: Do you have a suspect? AKPOS: Yes,my mum and dad. POLICE: why do u suspect them? AKPOS: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so I can seat on it very well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls .and mum said ''push slowly slowly dont hurt me...... .police hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that ooo 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja. The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask." Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them, nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" and he led them to the reception. After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?" "No" came the reply from the manager. "So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos. "That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag." "Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give it a try?" "Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the couple, helped them with their luggage and said, "Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our hotel..." The manager fainted! 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 8:55pm On Nov 18, 2013 |
Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking. MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? AKPOS: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter. Akpos is currently in the emergency room of a general hospital 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 8:18am On Aug 11, 2014 |
CUSTOMER: na wa oh! Person go dey call una on top him money, nanonsense music una go dey carryperson play, abi una think say na flash i dey flash since? CUSTOMER SERVICE: thanks for calling customer service. my name is kingsley, how may i help you? CUSTOMER: help who? If i tell you my problem una go fit help me?? Na una get problem yet na una go dey ask person him own problem. For the past three days now,network no dey my phone, i no fit send text, call out or even browse, shey na by force to give the whole nigeria free browsing? Una carry the browsing wey people pay for give people wey no pay still yet na promo una claim say dey happen, which kind level be CUSTOMER SERVICE: we apologize for any inconveniences sir, what's your name and where are you calling from? CUSTOMER: na thunder go disvirgin all una mouth, na my name go solve the problem? Abi craze dey play draft with ur head? I say i collect number frm one fine girl since on friday reach today, i never call am! And i wan carry am comot dis saturday today na Friday already, As i dey talk so i never fit call am, make una no fall hand θ.. Cos ah don send am N1k card...... 3 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:07am On Oct 11, 2014 |
MTN IS SO WICKED I received a message from MTN this yesterday Morning saying: "Know interesting facts about your country. text NIG to 32050... N100 per day" ...and as a good citizen of Nigeria, I decided to know more facts about my country. I subscribed and immediately they deducted N100 from my account. The first fact I received was: "Do you know that the Nigeria national flag has two colours which are green and white". ( Cold begin catch me) Secondly they sent: "Do you know that the first letter of Nigeria is N?"  ( I begin develop headache 8-}Just this morning them comot another N100 And dem send me this.... "Do you know that river Niger is in Nigeria?". I've been crying since morning Like WTF What do think might be the next fact bikonu? 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by mismore(f): 10:14am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: Do u know the name of the Nigerian president is Goodluck Ebele jonathan? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 10:37am On Oct 11, 2014 |
mismore: Good morning dear. How ya nite ? |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by mismore(f): 10:47am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Tuntheycr7: splendid |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:20pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Okon: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to call my girlfriend, I no get credit now. Emeka: No problem, just dey quick (hands phone to Okon Okon: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend's number, makes a quick phone call and then returns happy and excited) O boy, this your phone na correct phone oh, shebi na bb? Emeka: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone. Okon : Kai, no wonder dem dey call am 'smart phone', the phone too know something, you believe say as I type my girlfriend number for your phone come dial am, the thing show the number as 'My love' how your phone use know say na my girlfriend I dey call Chai! , this your phone smart no be small! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 12:27pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
fell in love wit a girl called Amanda, but don't ave d guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called "Baba wey sabi". All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid& he gave me a ring called"Touch & Follow". He said "all i need to do is touch her with dis ring & she will follow ". I was excited becos dat's pretty easy. D next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake.   I was expecting her to follow me  , but she didn't, rather she moved on & was pressing her phone. I got disappointed & went home.  On getting home, I checked my phone & saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on twitter,instagram, kik, badoo, viber  & sent me a friend request on facebook , sent me a message on whatsapp & 2go. I called Baba immediately to inform him & he replied me. "My son we ave upgraded, everything is now digital"  bye bye to rural village welcome to global village. Dat's why I did not ask for cock, brain of mosquito,vulture-eye, rat head & groundnut oil but BIS to keep me online *hav a wonderfull weekend ahead |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 9:44am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Boy: Hello Babe Girl: (Last seen 3 minutes ago) Boy: Please answer me na Girl: (Last seen 2 minutes ago) Boy: But why do you treat me like this?? Why can't You just answer me? Girl: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Boy: Ok good night love, i just wanted to tell you that I’ve received my salary 150,000k and I have reserved 50,000k for your shopping for this new month… Girl: wow! Sure? That’s great when shall we go? Boy: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Girl: please answer me dear, I was off last time, when shall we go darling? Boy: (Last Seen 2 minutes ago) Girl: I know You are there and You are reading my messages, Just answer me sweetheart you know I love you. Boy: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Girl: Anyway goodnight tomorrow am coming to your place to visit you *desribe this girl in one word.... |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 11:20am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Happy married life to my friend Mr and Mrs Chibukwe... God bless ya home 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 2:41pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
A boy was with his fada when he saw his girfriend comin Boi:have u com to collect ur book titled,SPEAk ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT? by Ngozie Okafor Girl:no I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FoR Ʊ Boi:I dnt have that one maybe u shuld take the one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by crooks Girl:fine but don't forget to bring I WIL CALL U IN 5MINS when u re comin to school Boi: I will also bring this one too "I WON'T LET U DOWN"by chinua Achebe Then: Dad:there are too many books will she read all of them Boi:yes dad she is very smart Dad:Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table Titled: IF YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE YOU ARE A DEAD MEAT"by shakespear! =)) Happy sunday to yu all.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 1:27pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Akpos: Papa, take me to Tantalizers, Papa: Spell Tantalizers Akpos: *laughing*, na joke o! Na KFC I want, shey make I spell am? 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by youngice(m): 4:52pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 6:29pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
During d sunday school today... The sunday school teacher asked Amaka this question Teacher : What did Jesus say to the only leper that came back after he healed the 10 lepers Amaka: Jesus said...Chai..chai Na Only you Waka come hapi sunday 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7: 6:54pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
During a church Service, This 15 year old pastor's Daughter asked for permission to give her testimony and she was granted permission. In her Words; "Praise the Lord" Everybody shouted Hallelujah, She continued as she said since my tender age of 13, My monthly period comes with so much flow and pains me a whole lot, But after I a series of bible studies and Private Prayers in Brother Emma's house, that is my sunday school teacher. My monthly period has ceased for 3 months now, I don't see my period anymore and I dnt feel pains, You can all see am getting Fatter and prettier. "Praise the Lord" The whole church fainted. Bro Emma is nowhere to be found... :-D |
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