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Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by 9jaboi1(m): 9:59am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i think u jst have 2 b humorous, try making her laff, she falls on u,, loses control and funny enof, dont adsk for her numba and wen u r done, u'll be surprised she would be asking "DONT U CARE ABOUT MA NUMBA" It works, |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Kemjisuper(m): 10:20am On Apr 29, 2008 |
"Babe, better love me now I'm poor - Not when I'm rich, you'll start claiming relationship!" |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by 9jaboi1(m): 10:21am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Kemijsuper, make money ma man, |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2008 |
kemjisuper wetin you dey do here? abi you wan design how the wooing line go be? |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by kizzle(m): 10:53am On Apr 29, 2008 |
@poster e be like say u dey find scopes we u wan use toast one girl abi?? wetin dey pain me now be say, e fit be secondary school girl(not girl) na im u wan toast Anyways, make i help u, if na ibo girl, tell am, Mummy, baybay, nneoma, u don killi me well well as u just dey stand laka this, chai,baybay anything, anything baybay.before u go tell am say u dey find shop for ladipo or alaba, if na yoruba, that one no go too hard, just buy am small Yougurt 30naira,no be the 60naira one ooo if na hausa girl, Ahh that one go hard small but nothing dey happen, e must work, :- just go learn hausa small, tell yarinya,ina sonki kachu'ubanchi mana. she go first smile before u yan am finish, them she go come provoke, just tell am say u dey try learn hausa, say make she teach u abeg, I swear,u don get babe be that, CARRY GO!! |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Kemjisuper(m): 11:02am On Apr 29, 2008 |
saucekid: If only that were possible, I'd be a serious billionaire by now. Feel me? |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 11:04am On Apr 29, 2008 |
i feel you pass 'igbo' |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Wooing lines? I haven't got any, just take things as they come. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 11:18am On Apr 29, 2008 |
good for you |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by yomicious2(f): 11:47am On Apr 29, 2008 |
@ Scopium lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 1:06pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
best line is 'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey* |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by zheroes(m): 1:12pm On Apr 29, 2008 |
wooing Line? JUST BE YOURSELF. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Kemjisuper(m): 11:45am On Apr 30, 2008 |
Trust me! With naija girls, YOU NEED WOOING LINES! Else they'll assume you're branding them as "cheap" |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
simple method flash the cash. . . you got the shag |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Kemjisuper(m): 1:26pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief! In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process ) In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes" Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT! Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 2:11pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
that'll be after you recieve blinding slaps in succession |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by dutty(m): 4:50pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
guy: wasup beautiful lady? girl: the sky guy: i think ur father is a terrorist, possibly osama bin laden himself, girl: why in the world would u make such a nasty comment? guy: because u are the BOMB! girl: very funny. ki lo ns'e bobo e? na ur papa be baba iyabo because u b gorrila, shio. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 8:52pm On Apr 30, 2008 |
you have surmised the whole situation |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by ThugLife1(m): 2:37pm On May 01, 2008 |
Kemjisuper: |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by 9jaboi1(m): 4:12pm On May 03, 2008 |
mine is, baby, no long thing. Sure U like koboko. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by U1(m): 4:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
saucekid: You again? You don take the word comot for my mouth. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Cadet(f): 4:56pm On May 03, 2008 |
@post Babe, is something wrong with your eyes, it seems to be losing coordination. Raise it up a little higher |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by U1(m): 5:06pm On May 03, 2008 |
saucekid: Chai! I don know tey tey say this one na real bad boy, but you make sense my guy. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by StephenP(m): 5:15pm On May 03, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Baby, you are the sugar in my tea. The butter in my bread. The only cockroach in my closet. The sun and moon rise and set in your eyes. . .at the same time. Those will get you any girl you want, LOL!![/size] |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by Cadet(f): 5:20pm On May 03, 2008 |
StephenP:What? If a guy said that, I'll be like "you're the reason why I got loads of pesticide in my closet. Now be gone" |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 8:57pm On May 03, 2008 |
another chyking line is babe,you're the computer i've been waiting for to upload my software |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by joey007(m): 9:03pm On May 03, 2008 |
you are the software that makes me hardware |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by saucekid(m): 9:27pm On May 03, 2008 |
exactly |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by 9jaboi1(m): 11:00am On May 05, 2008 |
na wah o, Chei, if guys put d same time dey use in wooing girls into business, men I guarantee MEGA MONEY. |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by menix(m): 2:02pm On May 05, 2008 |
Wow this great girl i think my dreams are manifesting i dreamt meeting u here, we had a chat and you agreed being my Monalisa. or for Igbo chics ooo, Baby see dat hand writing on d wall it says "Mu na gi bu otu" |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by NaJaHaJe(f): 2:10pm On May 05, 2008 |
Cadet: rontflmfao. . . . . . . . . . damn that was really funny menix: me and you are friends. . . . . . how's that a chat up line? |
Re: What Is Ur Best Chyking (wooing) Line? by dutty(m): 3:15pm On May 05, 2008 |
i'll go wit the ibo lingua anyday, bebe i likem ur style, abum importer and exporter, esom na ndi ne gbu ozu na high sea, can u finish the profit of a crank shaft? dat will sure get u her undivided attention, trust me! |
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