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A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Jul 25, 2014 |
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Good morning. . 2 Likes |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 8:38am On Jul 25, 2014 |
jackpot: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in andfunny though... Your signature amuses me |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 12:34pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
frankben: funny though... Your signature amuses meit's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
jackpot: it's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. you are simply nuts |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
breezy047:and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by bingbagbo(m): 3:54pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
this joke is 9 years old some people no get shame sha |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
jackpot: and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! Hahaha any lubricant? |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by phlame(m): 4:44pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
jackpot: lame |
Re: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(f): 7:50pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
phlame:not as lame as phlame! |
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