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10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by kelvOdanz(m): 3:17pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember! 2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We all have that friend who had a bad break up and next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how not to date a guy. 3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts, next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful One! 4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after a bad break- up. You start to see things like, # teamsingleandlovingit, #teamsingleforever etc even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper! 5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a break up that we remember that food is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway! 6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad. 7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones! 8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We know some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA agents! 9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would always want to go out and have that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere. 10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become her besties and we all know the things that go along with that. I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above. 222 Likes 38 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by makazona(m): 3:37pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
i don die *modified* choi FTC thingz ...see wetin break up dy cause ![]() ![]() 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Circe: 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
There's nothing here that isn't true. 81 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by destante(f): 3:45pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
That relationship expert part got me lol-ing. Anyways I wouldn't listen to depressing songs. ![]() 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Pretyangel25(f): 3:49pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
so on point 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Chazzyboy: 3:50pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
They become born again is good one 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by okosodo: 3:50pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Na truth o chei 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Spicylate(f): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
![]() well sometimes, we do these things or some of them to move on in life. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by amiskurie(m): 4:29pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
I can't imagine how many girls stalking me right noww ![]() 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by amiskurie(m): 4:34pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Circe: There's nothing here that isn't true.See confession! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by amiskurie(m): 4:36pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Spicylate: Do u also stalk ur ex to move on or to check what you were missing? 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Nobody: 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
11. tell every oda gal about ur bad attitude. tu insalt. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by ShirelleBaby: 4:58pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
am guilty of some 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by mstik(f): 5:17pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Delete his pictures from her IG and other social network accounts... I still don't get why some babes do this ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by kelvOdanz(m): 5:19pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
amiskurie: I can't imagine how many girls stalking me right nowwHahahahahaha...My last girlfriend won't let me move on..She stalks me on Facebook, whatsapp, BBM...Everywhere except phone calls 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by djeezy(m): 5:24pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Nice post. So on point. They cry too. This they do a lot! When they're alone in the room. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by fuckshit: 5:47pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
So FÜCKING true 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by karkel(m): 5:50pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
ShirelleBaby: am guilty of someof what 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by amiskurie(m): 6:05pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
kelvOdanz: Hahahahahaha...My last girlfriend won't let me move on..She stalks me on Facebook, whatsapp, BBM...Everywhere except phone callsMe too,one just put up status that says"you will never find another me,except me again". ![]() 30 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by amiskurie(m): 6:06pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
mstik: Delete his pictures from her IG and other social network accounts...Cos of their next victims 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by youngds: 6:13pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
hmnm 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Spicylate(f): 6:31pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
amiskurie:sometimes you would want to stalk him to see how far he is embracing life. whether he has moved on or not. it can somehow serve as motivation. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by omotenah(f): 6:44pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
guilty as charged ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Nobody: 6:47pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
..Yeah,that's the truth.....Had a really bad breakup some months back.....I deleted his number....removed and blocked him from my Facebook account.... I removed him from whatsapp and BBM etc.... ...I think it's the best thing to do at the moment....Although it won't reduce the pain and heartbreak ....It will make us forget him or her alittle.... To me, its not a silly act...... 36 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by lawrenceunaa: 7:22pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
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Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by passionate88: 7:24pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Seriously?... 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Darcwudz(m): 7:34pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Notin but the truth... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Dangel1(f): 7:40pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
CIA agents. lolz good at dat shaa. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by passionate88: 7:42pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Some call any of his family member... "just to see how they are doing", when the family member ask her hw they are doing/how is my brother, that's when the complaints will start pouring out... I no knw for am o, him no dey gree pick my calls, u call am ask wetin happen na, him too dey vex, I still love that guy but him dey take me for granted, etc... Woman too good sha 38 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Bootybuttchic(f): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
so true,they be listening to adeles someone like you,a.d eminems no love ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() .dey be upoading status like my ex wanna work it out bitch try yoga people dont knw the value of what dey have got except they lose them team single and perfect ![]() ![]() people sha 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Exagge007(m): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
M16, C.I.A, F.B.I agents. . . . .smh I still have my last ex on fb, who knows if she keeps going through my pictures every now and then seff? Real one! Na her wahala cause she stated it seriously it is over between us. ![]() 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by Exagge007(m): 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Dangel1: CIA agents. lolz Smh ![]() 1 Like 2 Shares |
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