yungchop: Opey4luv, Rkarang this your name self, wheesin, yungmili2 , the 3 thoheebs on this thread, killerUGLY16 , hawtimolly (guys keep off, she's my madam ) , ayawori! Ma niggarest nigga Lol, and err'body I forgot to mention, I see una with my 3D glass o make una follow me drink ice chilled br3st milk

Hmm B milk
Easy man if you see large sacks of milk
You go run o

Is this true? A guy posted a ranking of unilorin being fifth in Nigeria compiled by Webometrics. How is that possibly correct? What's their f*cking criteria that they will rate Oau, Covenant university, unilag and UI above higher than the BBF [color=#990000][/color]

Iamshakur: Finally paid my acceptance fee. I still can't believe I'll be a Unilorite!!! Please don't laugh at me but I've written 6 jambs, failed 2 (186 & 189) Passed 4 and I choose OAU 3 times out of 4, passed post jamb once (227) and I didn't get in to study Geology. I was so pisssed that I decided not to write OAU post Utme the following year though I choose them and Federal Polytechnic Ede, I was admitted to study Building Technology in Fedepe and thank God I graduated with distinction. My OAU obsession was so morbid that I applied there with my OND distinction and still they didn't offer me JACKSHIT, so, I promised myself never to choose them again. This year I picked a Jamb form and I choose BBF, the school that I used to hate as a kid because people always talk about how hard it is to get in here, well here we are today I got into the best University in Nigeria with just one attempt I guess I was destined to study here and it's shame because OAU will regret not given this talent a chance.

congrats!!!
There are more than a thousand reasons not to be discouraged in opting for the Best.

PrinceAdepoju: I've not been cleared oo. It will be a week tomorrow.
Do I need to worry?

NO. Even me wey I no be new student, dem neva clear me.

ayokunlei:

congrats!!!
There are more than a thousand reasons not to be discouraged in opting for the Best.

you ehn!

wen is unilorin post jamb please

happykidArotiba: wen is unilorin post jamb please

WWW.Google.com

Doctor20002: WWW.Google.com

oga, I'm serious now. aw much is the form?

Iamshakur: Finally paid my acceptance fee. I still can't believe I'll be a Unilorite!!! Please don't laugh at me but I've written 6 jambs, failed 2 (186 & 189) Passed 4 and I choose OAU 3 times out of 4, passed post jamb once (227) and I didn't get in to study Geology. I was so pisssed that I decided not to write OAU post Utme the following year though I choose them and Federal Polytechnic Ede, I was admitted to study Building Technology in Fedepe and thank God I graduated with distinction. My OAU obsession was so morbid that I applied there with my OND distinction and still they didn't offer me JACKSHIT, so, I promised myself never to choose them again. This year I picked a Jamb form and I choose BBF, the school that I used to hate as a kid because people always talk about how hard it is to get in here, well here we are today I got into the best University in Nigeria with just one attempt I guess I was destined to study here and it's shame because OAU will regret not given this talent a chance.

...............I'm hapi we are both from FEDEPE and we are landing in better by far,what happen to u happened to me too cos just that I didn't take jamb 4tymz,I did jamb and scored 227 in 2011 and went for OAU post utme and scored 199,couldn't make it to Ife dat was why I went 2 Ede poly studied banking and finance.d first tym I pick Unilorin,u won't blif that I was given economics....am very hapi

Doctor20002: WWW.Google.com

Google.com.ng/ifa

rama5555:

70% in post ume and 2.1 B.Sc Microbiology frm unilorin

High Alumnus,Can U Plz Type Me The Course Combination For A Microbiology Fresher?,it Will Be Much Appreciated,tanx.

wheesin:

Google.com.ng/ifa

seconded

Iamshakur: Finally paid my acceptance fee. I still can't believe I'll be a Unilorite!!! Please don't laugh at me but I've written 6 jambs, failed 2 (186 & 189) Passed 4 and I choose OAU 3 times out of 4, passed post jamb once (227) and I didn't get in to study Geology. I was so pisssed that I decided not to write OAU post Utme the following year though I choose them and Federal Polytechnic Ede, I was admitted to study Building Technology in Fedepe and thank God I graduated with distinction. My OAU obsession was so morbid that I applied there with my OND distinction and still they didn't offer me JACKSHIT, so, I promised myself never to choose them again. This year I picked a Jamb form and I choose BBF, the school that I used to hate as a kid because people always talk about how hard it is to get in here, well here we are today I got into the best University in Nigeria with just one attempt I guess I was destined to study here and it's shame because OAU will regret not given this talent a chance.

Nna, Jinja de ya spirit jare.. I love ppl like this! The vibe wey you carry enta bam gaan.. Just what you need to get a super strong CGPA.. Welcome bro.. Keep the spirit jinjered!

Yungmilio2:
Yes o
Lannisters always pay dia debts
Jon snow
Arya
Little finger
Lol

U're A Correct Dude,In Fact You're My Man...Ozzi, One Of My Best Characters Is Tyrion Lannister-the Imp(Guy,see Cunning Fellow).Also The Great Khaleesi Is A Favourite...Cant Wait 4 Season 5 To Be Out.

yungchop: if dem no clear man pikin, aint going no where! @rkarang . . Na hot one you want?

I prefer "Ongbona Felefele" --Like Ebola Fever to the chilled one

I swear, if you carry this your lascivious thought enter Ilorin, na SH***a dem go take hang you boss

Guys na wa for una o, you should have answered the dude nah after all the mockery..

@happykid, guys has gone past the post utme stage.. Unilorin is currently admitting students.. Infact a new session has commenced. The next post utme will be next year, after the 2015/2016 UTME results is out. That should be around June 2015..

GoodLuck

stoicism: UTME OR DE pls?

DE fresher

Yungmilio2:
Hmm B milk
Easy man if you see large sacks of milk
You go run o

Large sacks **holds head with two hands--Like person wey owe debt** That's enormous


Boss I dey feel you oooo

@rum,has anyone being cleared in BMS sha...yunchop i sight u o

After writng WAEC!!!
After writing JAMB!!!
After scoring 200 in the UTME!!!
After practising jamb past questions
for POST UTME!!!
After paying 25K for acceptance fee and
over 100K for school fee!!!
After paying extra 40K for house rent
and other dues!!!
After carrying file from one office to
another!!!
After trekking from cooperative building to
SET
building
under hot sun!!
After drinking garri for months!!!
After standing in queue for close to an
hour @ ATM stand!!!
After so many copy and paste
assignment!!! After visiting friends for food!!!
After buying #100 mtn and Etisalat just
to collect megabite for assignment!!!
After standing up for first timer in all
fellowship!!!
After overcoming the dangers of living
without parents!!!
After surviving the pressure of some
sadistic lecturers!!! After having
sleepless night preparing for your
exams!!!
After going for night class every day!!! After
going to prayer gathering every
day!!!
Afterovercomingdat lecturer theater
stress!!!
After arguing with students dat secure
space for dia friends with dia pen, book,
bag, and even lipstick!!!
After all diz for 1-2- 3- 4 years, and
writing your final exams at the end!!!
Na there one witch for your village, or
any where go come say! You no go find
decent job, or make money in your business,
or get wat u want in diz
life, or u
won't graduates wit your mates!!!
Prayer:
I decree dat peace will not be dia
portion,thundergo fire them

2AB6FA4F

Iamshakur: Finally paid my acceptance fee. I still can't believe I'll be a Unilorite!!! Please don't laugh at me but I've written 6 jambs, failed 2 (186 & 189) Passed 4 and I choose OAU 3 times out of 4, passed post jamb once (227) and I didn't get in to study Geology. I was so pisssed that I decided not to write OAU post Utme the following year though I choose them and Federal Polytechnic Ede, I was admitted to study Building Technology in Fedepe and thank God I graduated with distinction. My OAU obsession was so morbid that I applied there with my OND distinction and still they didn't offer me JACKSHIT, so, I promised myself never to choose them again. This year I picked a Jamb form and I choose BBF, the school that I used to hate as a kid because people always talk about how hard it is to get in here, well here we are today I got into the best University in Nigeria with just one attempt I guess I was destined to study here and it's shame because OAU will regret not given this talent a chance.

Failure only makes the tenacious and dogged ones stronger......

I understand your feelings, I respect your undaunted efforts, my prayer is that God will continue to favour us.

Congratulations on your admission into UNILORIN!

Chai!!this thread is bleeping sweet,i regret of nt being folow dz thread 4rm d onset!

[size=20pt]From A ReLIEable Source[/size] abeg who get alomo here.... M feeling cold and madam don travel ...

PrinceAdepoju: Seeing your quote reminded me of you, bro.
I really appreciate this.

Are you a senior already?

Lol Senior keh.. By God's grace I'm a returning 200l student.. Congrats again#

EVarn: High Alumnus,Can U Plz Type Me The Course Combination For A Microbiology Fresher?,it Will Be Much Appreciated,tanx.

[size=20pt] seconded [/size]

Pls has anyone bn cleared yet... Specially in MBBS?

SetH001: [size=20pt]From A ReLIEable Source[/size] abeg who get alomo here.... M feeling cold and madam don travel ...

**gives him palm wine and burukutu**

EINSTEINPG: "The physiology of today is the medicine of tomorrow": Ernest H. Starling, physiologist (1926).
Human physiology is the science of the mechanical, physical, and biochemical function of humans, and serves as foundation of modern medicine. As a discipline, it connects science, medicine, and health, and creates a framework for understanding how the human body adapts to stresses, physical activity, and disease.
Human physiology is closely related to anatomy, in that anatomy is the study of form, physiology is the study of function, and there is an intrinsic link between form and function.
The study of human physiology integrates knowledge across many levels, including biochemistry, cell physiology, organ systems, and the body as a whole.
Contemporary research in human physiology explores new ways to maintain or improve the quality of life, development of new medical therapies and interventions, and charting the unanswered questions about how the human body works.
Well, we all have eyes but we perceptively see differently. Physiology is such a special field on its own and some brilliant minds have won Nobel prizes in this distinguished field of study (interestingly, the designation for Nobel Prize in life sciences is "The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine".
To be honest with you brother, no degree can prove your unique abilities or determine your financial outlook in this innovation-driven society. As it stands now, you don't need to be consumed by the perceived lack of job prospects for physio graduates. Just condition yourself to be proactive through the development of highly marketable skills while you're still in school by exploring the wide range of options available to physio graduates.
I must confess to you that I am a bit uncomfortable with your bleak view of the future for physiologists. Jobs will always be there for the truly unique ones no matter what, all that's required of you is to just imbue yourself with a desire for unadulterated passion, zeal, enthusiasm, doggedness and consistency at whatever field of study you find yourself. And I think with these quality attributes, you will rise to the top of your field (though, nothing surpasses the realization of one's dreams. But sometimes, we just have to be receptive to what fate recommends. After all, man proposes while God disposes).
Just for the record, the Nobel Prize in physiology or medicine has been awarded 104 times to 204 Nobel Laureates between 1901 and 2013. But Nigeria does not have a representative among these unique set of individuals. Wouldn't you relish the prospect of being the first Nigerian to be awarded Nobel Prize in physiology or medicine?
I have no doubt that you will stay in the field of academic physiology by making significant contributions to the field.
All the best.

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Permit me sir. But i really must say u are a complete GENIUS in all imaginable ramifications. You just made me realise very important facts. God Bless You Sir!!!. U will always 'Durosoke' and never 'Go down low'. #Thanks

rkarang:

**gives him palm wine and burukutu**

[size=20pt]Boss wont that combination make my body overheat? [/size]

I need help pls will I scan d three documents or only citizenship for clearance cos Na only citizenship I scan o. pls wat should I do.

SetH001:

[size=20pt]Boss wont that combination make my body overheat? [/size]

It will warm your body system instantaneously