Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

I don't go to viewing centres

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

You're missing out on the fun....

dude all dis kinds of ppl r what makes d viewing center fun

Hilarious?

parrotibaba:
dude all dis kinds of ppl r what makes d viewing center fun

Exactly bro!

Guys leaving their house after eating what only God knows to be forming 'jelili' inside the viewing centre, farting which gives the smell that oozes out from the H₂S container.

Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored.

Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play?
Manchester Utd vs Chelsea!

Who dey home?
Manchester Utd

who dey away?
Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away!

Tolexander:
Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored.

Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play?
Manchester Utd vs Chelsea!

Who dey home?
Manchester Utd

who dey away?
Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away!

Some dudes can really be frustrating...

The dude that brings beanscake (Akara) and bread to the viewing centre and disturb everyone with the smell.

And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

Tolexander:
Guys leaving their house after eating what only God knows to be forming 'jelili' inside the viewing centre, farting which gives the smell that oozes out from the H₂S container.

Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored.

Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play?
Manchester Utd vs Chelsea!

Who dey home?
Manchester Utd

who dey away?
Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away!

.....and that dude that sits in the front always. Like say na hm dey open the viewing centre

Iamdagreatguy:
The dude that brings beanscake (Akara) and bread to the viewing centre and disturb everyone with the smell.

lol
Dude must be hungry....

Ochillary:
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

Hehe...make them no catch you oo

abdulslutsky:



.....and that dude that sits in the front always. Like say na hm dey open the viewing centre

Hehe...dem dey your side too
Anytime you go there,you gatz see them nii

THATS THE FUN OF THE GAME DUDE I NORMALLY VISIT A VIEWING CENTRE NOT JUST FOR THE GAMES BUT FOR THE COMIC RELIEF AM GONNA GET. FOOTBALL IS FUN

As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game goes a long way in strengthening my statistical base.

The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out.

Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres...

Ochillary:
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

One of the many reasons I 'HATE' viewing centres

You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

So funny but true I really can't watch a game in the house....I don't go to viewing centres but all these still happens in a pub,bar or even when you watch with friends....Suddenly everybody becomes a coach plus with the different analysis soccer is one crazy game.

Drink,Eat and Sleep Football

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

So true and that the same time very hilarious

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

I wasn't referring to 'Hating Chelsea fans' in my post just before yours. I was actually referring to 'Poor Comments' like the one you have highlighted in your post.

lolz.. so true

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

yet anoda mumu..

funny moments.never a dull moment.

starlingbawa:
As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game goes a long way in strengthening my statistical base.

The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out.

Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres...

I can understand your point..i also prefer watching normal games
e.g man city vs aston villa from the comfort of my home
But when its a ManUtd - ManCity game, i'd like to visit a viewing centre

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head
instead of the game.

Right on point bro...But ehrrm,from your monicker e be like say na you dey block people for front oo

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

What irks me is that some of them dont even know how to play football!

kliq:
So funny but true I really can't watch a game in the house....I don't go to viewing centres but all these still happens in a pub,bar or even when you watch with friends....Suddenly everybody becomes a coach plus with the different analysis soccer is one crazy game.

Drink,Eat and Sleep Football

Pubs,bar,viewing centres,school hostels.....anywhere ; and thats why football is the beautiful game!

What about the people who comes when the match has almost ended.They peep through the canopy and always come in the last 15-20 minutes of a game.

StealthyMe:


Right on point bro...But ehrrm,from your monicker e be like say na you dey block people for front oo

Shhhhhhhhh.


No allow the breeze to blow abeg.


Otherwise nlanders go see say fowl dey wear G-string

The akoti guy that keeps shouting anyhow
Hate Chelsea fans mehn,they can frustrate ur life