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Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 11:27am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs **The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive ![]() Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ... **The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother... Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom! **The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer? **The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am? Best Advice,Switch Seats ![]() **The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about... Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e Bros,wetin naa? **The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by Make nobody just try me now oo... ![]() **The rich kid..just comes to waste money He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen. ![]() **That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players Really...??Are you freacking CIA? **The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me ![]() **The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre Brotherly,when last did you remember your God? Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend SOURCE 159 Likes 14 Shares
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Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Codedboy95(m): 11:46am On Oct 04, 2014 |
I don't go to viewing centres 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by parrotibaba(m): 11:56am On Oct 04, 2014 |
dude all dis kinds of ppl r what makes d viewing center fun ![]() 97 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Iaz93: 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Hilarious? ![]() |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 12:03pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Tolexander: 12:07pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Guys leaving their house after eating what only God knows to be forming 'jelili' inside the viewing centre, farting which gives the smell that oozes out from the H2S container. Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored. Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play? Manchester Utd vs Chelsea! Who dey home? Manchester Utd who dey away? Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away! 162 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 12:10pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Tolexander: Some dudes can really be frustrating... 4 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Iamdagreatguy(m): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
The dude that brings beanscake (Akara) and bread to the viewing centre and disturb everyone with the smell. 38 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth 136 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by abdulslutsky(m): 12:53pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Tolexander: ![]() 44 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 1:11pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Iamdagreatguy: lol ![]() Dude must be hungry.... 11 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 1:12pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 1:13pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
abdulslutsky: Hehe...dem dey your side too ![]() Anytime you go there,you gatz see them nii 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Rikidony(m): 1:20pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
THATS THE FUN OF THE GAME DUDE I NORMALLY VISIT A VIEWING CENTRE NOT JUST FOR THE GAMES BUT FOR THE COMIC RELIEF AM GONNA GET. FOOTBALL IS FUN ![]() ![]() 13 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by starlingbawa(m): 1:35pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game goes a long way in strengthening my statistical base. The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out. Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres... 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by starlingbawa(m): 1:38pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Tallesty1(m): 1:40pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy. He is tall like a tower. Comes when the hall is almost full. Finds his way to your front. Sits and blocks you completely. And you end up watching his head instead of the game. 219 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by davidflipcy(m): 1:55pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north" 104 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by kliq(m): 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
So funny but true ![]() ![]() Drink,Eat and Sleep Football ![]() 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by starlingbawa(m): 2:51pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Tallesty1: So true ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by starlingbawa(m): 2:53pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
davidflipcy: I wasn't referring to 'Hating Chelsea fans' in my post just before yours. I was actually referring to 'Poor Comments' like the one you have highlighted in your post. 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by johnstar(m): 3:08pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
lolz.. so true |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by johnstar(m): 3:11pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
davidflipcy:yet anoda mumu.. 41 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by philantoxx(m): 3:46pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
funny moments.never a dull moment. |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 3:52pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
starlingbawa: I can understand your point..i also prefer watching normal games e.g man city vs aston villa from the comfort of my home But when its a ManUtd - ManCity game, i'd like to visit a viewing centre ![]() 29 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 3:54pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Right on point bro...But ehrrm,from your monicker e be like say na you dey block people for front oo ![]() 48 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 3:57pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
davidflipcy: What irks me is that some of them dont even know how to play football! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by StealthyMe(m): 3:59pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
kliq: Pubs,bar,viewing centres,school hostels.....anywhere ; and thats why football is the beautiful game! 5 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Krasid(m): 4:04pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
What about the people who comes when the match has almost ended.They peep through the canopy and always come in the last 15-20 minutes of a game. 13 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by Tallesty1(m): 4:09pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
StealthyMe:Shhhhhhhhh. No allow the breeze to blow abeg. Otherwise nlanders go see say fowl dey wear G-string 3 Likes |
Re: Types Of People You Come Across In A Football Viewing Centre by ggrin(f): 4:16pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
The akoti guy that keeps shouting anyhow ![]() Hate Chelsea fans mehn ![]() ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
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