Chai! Congrats to Newcastle for this away draw sha........ I tot Swansea will bury dem. All hail senegal. Africa

Only small boys go to football viewing centers.

starlingbawa:
As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game goes a long way in strengthening my statistical base.

The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out.

Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres...

life is too short to be bitter @ every little thing...

Relax it fun over there...

I have an uncle that goes to viewing centre just cos of all this drama but the same match is running on his dish ahome.

Variety they say is a spice of life!!!

hensben:
butt.hurt arsenal fan detected...i feel your pain bro...tomorrow will not be different from previous meeting

the way chelsea fans pronounce names can make u laff scatter...#selsi #winger(wenger)...most annoying fans to watch a match with...I dislike d club because of Mourinho and the fans!

View centre go sWEET like mad tomorow wit Chelsea vs arsenal match










Can't wait

StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.
SOURCE

lol, u gat me trolled , am that rich kid, thou am born with wooden spoon.

Why am i feeling Manchester city will lose to villa? N.a. wa o!

The one i enjoy most is the abuse being dish out to either a player that misbehave or the viewers there...

Infact the abuse can affect u for a lifetime if u are the unfortunate one...lol

You forgot to add the group that make so much noise and won't allow you to hear commentary, they'll keep on making unnecessary noise even when it is half time.

Aitee1:


life is too short to be bitter @ every little thing...

Relax it fun over there...

I have an uncle that goes to viewing centre just cos of all this drama but the same match is running on his dish ahome.

Variety they say is a spice of life!!!

I don't have a problem with anyone going to the viewing centres to see the games.

Let me re-iterate, the commentary's important to me, I don't get to feel that at the viewing centres and I'm sure you'd agree too?

No doubt it's fun for some peeps...

If I quote all the posts that have made me shed tears, I'll end up quoting all the posts on the first page. What a crazy thread. cracking my ribs seriously.

A cronic stammerer who could nt talk bt will like to contribute nd argue.

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

wetin be your own Mr sabi sabi. If e dey pain you why not recharge your cable tv and stay at home to watch instead of encountering your so called 'tout-chelsea-fans'
mmmtschew!

husaybi:
D Guy who brought his chick and took her 2 d front row jus because she is good-looking.
Bros na beauty pageant una come?

Lol, na only you waka com?

azimibraun:
U find the worst in the east.. lowly intelligent but football charlatans.

stop dat!east of where?

starlingbawa:
As the enthusiastic football follower that I am, I 'ALWAYS' pay careful attention and detail to the commentary team and that's because the information(latest) they ditch out during the course of the game game
The reason why I hate football viewing centres is simply because that's the one place you find all manner of football followers who know next to nothing(often times don't even know how to pronounce the names of certain players) yet won't let you listen to the commentary with their 'VERY CLUELESS/BASELESS' arguments whilst the game is playing out.

Pay N11,650 for the average Nigerian just to see the games on Supersport 3 isn't easy by any stretch of the imagination. That I know, but thank God I can afford it and as such I can see the games from the comfort of my home most weekends and avoid getting angry at 'Morons' yelling and ranting ceaselessly at viewing centres...

Yeah, I also pay rapt attention to the commentary. Those British commentators can make any game interesting with their choice use of language.

Is the N11,650 fee for the premium or basic subscription? That's like $72.

CFCfan:

Yeah, I also pay rapt attention to the commentary. Those British commentators can make any game interesting with their choice use of language.

Is the N11,650 fee for the premium or basic subscription? That's like $72.

It's for the premium bouquet. Cheers!!!

Those that have suddenly turned managers and coaches dictating for the managers the tactical formation to use,the players to be selected,those to be substituted.Some dictates to referees as if they graduated from referee course

Dude comes to viewing centre smiling and laughing like dis but when he lost, he frowns like dis

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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

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StealthyMe:
Today iS Saturday and most people around the globe are gonna be watching their fav teams play soccer..So,i decided to compile this just for laughs

**The guy who placed a bet on a team and comes to view..always hyperactive
Like dude,don't get yourself hypertensive ...

**The guy who comes to watch a game with his lady and are both caressing eachother...
Men,you both could have stayed in your bedroom!

**The guy who argues baselessly and is annoyingly pointless with his arguments... Like Seriously ??when did you start watching soccer?

**The one who asks silly questions and appalls by his frequent questions- bros,who dey home? Who get one? Who score am?
Best Advice,Switch Seats

**The one whose place is really in the park...hurling insults about...
Oloshi ni bobo yii now ; ko ni da fun iyalaya e
Bros,wetin naa?

**The guy who is always spoiling for a fight...an opportunity never passes by
Make nobody just try me now oo...

**The rich kid..just comes to waste money
He's busy with his Sony Console or on his smartphone; hardly looking at the tv screen.

**That dude that knows the life history of all the coaches and the players
Really...??Are you freacking CIA?

**The dude whose face is strong and is solely concentrating on the game..thats me

**The passionate football fan who remembers he has a God when his team is down or a penalty has been awarded against them...and starts a revival service right inthe viewing centre
Brotherly,when last did you remember your God?

Feel Free To Add Yours..Enjoy your weekend

SOURCE

Abeg all of una hating on Chelsea fans should pls leave us alone! Ahn ahn! Wetin sef? U claim to hate us yet y'all won't quit talking about us. At first I thought it was all jokes but c'mon guys!?

starlingbawa:


It's for the premium bouquet. Cheers!!!

Ok. So I guess for one to watch European football in Nigeria, purchase of the premium bouquet is necessary.

Ochillary:
And chelsea fans with their smelly mouth

hahahahahaha, bro you wicked paaa

ddooskie:
NB. Stale but still funny for the weekend.
Chelsea vs Arsenal

A guy just walks in and sits next to you and the following conversation ensue.

D guy: Bros how fa? Na match them dey play?

You:Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.

D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?

You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Arsenal

D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?

You: Na chelsea wear blue.

D guy: owk who com wear red?

You: oooh c am nau, na Arsenal.

D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi second half?

You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C am, na 20 minutes bros.

D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?

You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey watch.

D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get zero?

is the sort of convo possible?

the guy must be blind

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

smart move, maybe boko haram is lurking, ready to pounce.

[quote
author=Tolexander post=26856027]Guys leaving their house after eating
what only God knows to be forming 'jelili' inside the viewing centre,
farting which gives the smell that oozes out from the
H₂S container.

Guys coming to viewing centres to look for where ladies are sitting so
that he hug them when there is excitement from goal scored.

Guys coming to ask stupid questions like the OP said: na who dey play?
Manchester Utd vs Chelsea!

Who dey home?
Manchester Utd

who dey away?
Id1ot, na Arsenal dey away! [/quote]
Guy, na u kill me....The main post is not even funny.

Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

Rotflmao!

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

Wow!!! So you have DSTV at home? Wow .. U are lucky

CFCfan:

Ok. So I guess for one to watch European football in Nigeria, purchase of the premium bouquet is necessary.

Absolutely necessary if you have got to see those European games from the comfort of your living room, hence you find your way to a neighbour's apartment or worse still those damn viewing centres.

Codedboy95:
I don't go to viewing centres

. Lyk dude; R u in dis planet earth?

Sunnycliff:
The guy Who is always kicking u as if hid The one playing The game! Moving his legs as The ball moves! Sporadically oo!!

that must be a man utd fan.